08-28-2003, 09:55 PM
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AUGUST 27--You would be hard-pressed to find a more disturbing picture of a mother gone wild than the below criminal complaint filed this month against Patricia Johnson, a 34-year-old Pennsylvania woman. Seems that a drunk and drugged-up Johnson tried to throw her teenage son a lewd birthday party at a local hotel, where she offered the boy and some of the teen's friends beer and drugs, tried to perform a striptease, and asked to be spanked. Johnson allegedly exposed herself at one point, licked the faces of some boys, and, according to the teens, "kept trying to touch them in their pants." Johnson has been charged with an assortment of crimes, including indecent exposure, corruption of minors, and reckless endangerment. (3 pages)
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08-28-2003, 09:58 PM
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RE: Mom strips for her kids birthday party
oh my!!
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08-28-2003, 09:59 PM
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Did it embarass you when your mom did this, mff?
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08-28-2003, 10:01 PM
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Good freaking grief.....
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08-28-2003, 10:01 PM
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RE: Mom strips for her kids birthday party
This not the bash thread, xerxes.
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08-28-2003, 10:02 PM
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Chicken Pox makes you do crazy things...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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08-28-2003, 10:03 PM
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RE: Mom strips for her kids birthday party
what, no pic?
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08-28-2003, 10:04 PM
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Originally posted by: XERXES
Chicken Pox makes you do crazy things...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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Yeah, but bash me man. No mom or pop mention please.
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08-28-2003, 10:06 PM
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duly noted.
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08-28-2003, 10:11 PM
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And I thought my parents were embarassing.
The moral of the story is, do not get drunk at children's birthday parties
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08-28-2003, 10:14 PM
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Sweets - I think the moral of the story is that some people have no business being parents...
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08-28-2003, 10:18 PM
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RE: Mom strips for her kids birthday party
Come on now sexrex.... I always strip at my kids birthday parties. Well not always, sometimes I let my wife do it.
How else are you gonna get the presents wrapped?
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08-28-2003, 10:20 PM
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I think it may be best to leave those presents wrapped...[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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08-28-2003, 10:22 PM
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You obviously have your mind in the gutter sexrex (with a name like that I can't blame you though).
Should I PM you the directions for wrapping birthday gifts?
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08-29-2003, 01:38 AM
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You obviously have your mind in the gutter sexrex (with a name like that I can't blame you though).
Should I PM you the directions for wrapping birthday gifts?
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LOL, damn you U2 your so funny I cant hold a grudge against your lame nicknaming ass.
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08-29-2003, 12:09 PM
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Just one question.....is she hot? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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08-29-2003, 12:10 PM
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Just one question.....is she hot? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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I've got 20 bucks that says she is not.
Any takers?
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08-29-2003, 12:53 PM
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Quote:
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Just one question.....is she hot? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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I've got 20 bucks that says she is not.
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I accept cash. here is the mom.
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08-29-2003, 02:00 PM
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Link please with picture on it?
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08-29-2003, 02:41 PM
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Where were these moms when I was a kid?...
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08-29-2003, 02:53 PM
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I heard about this yesterday on the "perv of the day" spot on the Bone
It's a sad world
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08-30-2003, 12:21 PM
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If that's the mom, WTF are those kids complaining about???
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08-30-2003, 12:36 PM
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New spin on the concept of "party favors".
But interestingly, the children stayed until the end.
Didn't any of these kids have cellphones? Enough sense to call their parents?
Yeesh..
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09-02-2003, 09:56 AM
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RE: Mom strips for her kids birthday party
uh, that's not the mom... it's britney spears.
but yeah, why didn't the kids call someone during the party if it bothered them that much?
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09-02-2003, 07:05 PM
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is that really Brittany Spears?
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09-02-2003, 08:07 PM
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is that really Brittany Spears?
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I don't think so. I think it's just a Redskins cheerleader.....a very hot Redskins cheerleader.....
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09-02-2003, 08:30 PM
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The url has britney_redskins so I am guessing that it is her.
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09-02-2003, 08:41 PM
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is that really Brittany Spears?
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Ofcourse, that is Britney, man.
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09-03-2003, 08:50 AM
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yup, it's britney promoting the redskins game on espn.
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