07-15-2009, 11:40 AM
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haha...toe thumb? really? no way
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07-15-2009, 05:13 PM
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all."
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07-15-2009, 05:23 PM
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^LOL! Gotta spread the rep.
Foie Gras Jelly Donut.
EDIT: I think it's telling that my 3000th post came in this thread which has nothing to do with the Mavs and everything to do with random humor. I'm just not sure I like what it tells.
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07-16-2009, 01:41 PM
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i am still stuck on the toe thumb
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07-19-2009, 02:15 PM
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
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07-19-2009, 03:02 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
i am still stuck on the toe thumb
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Yeah...She probably gets that thing stuck on all kinds of stuff.
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07-19-2009, 03:14 PM
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Quote:
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Yeah...She probably gets that thing stuck on all kinds of stuff.
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I know some guys who would eagerly take that trade-off.
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07-27-2009, 12:39 PM
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Nostradamus says, "Oh SNAP!"
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07-27-2009, 12:59 PM
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dammit, gotta spread rep around, DFTW
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07-30-2009, 01:52 PM
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Quote:
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How to avoid Gmail's Sponsored Link
Are you a Gmail user, or do you have friends who are? Do you resent the "Sponsored Link" advertisements that come up next to the incoming mail? Now you and your friends can do something about it!
The solution is simple, when sending an email to a gmail user include a sentence or two that mentions catastrophic events or tragedies. Google does not use humans to read your email, only computers. These computers search for keywords that trigger the advertisements, however, if they hapen to find a catastrophic event or tragedy Google errs on the side of good taste and removes the ads altogether.
You may want to make mention of what you are doing so the recipient is not alarmed by your sudden Tourette's-like outburst. You can link to this site by way of explanation if need be.
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UPDATE 2 If the message runs long google turns the ads back on, however, if you add another "sensitive" word they go off again. After extensive testing I've discovered you need 1 catastrophic event or tragedy for every 167 words in the rest of the email. I usually toss in a couple extra for good measure.
I've been told by an early adopter that the very elegant and self explanitory "These words are designed to kill advertisements" works wonderfully...
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Amazingly ridiculous or ridiculously amazing?
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all."
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07-30-2009, 02:02 PM
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^Amazingly amazing!
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07-31-2009, 11:22 AM
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Children's dental aid fail:
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all."
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07-31-2009, 02:34 PM
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Surely this is photoshopped...
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08-02-2009, 10:25 AM
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A new cap is handed over to the holy father
Swimming champions visiting the Pope
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08-04-2009, 05:44 PM
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08-05-2009, 02:41 PM
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all."
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08-11-2009, 08:28 AM
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^ You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ty again.
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08-11-2009, 08:35 AM
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Modern times
Satellite picture of a vineyard. French vintagers use technique from outta space to find out when it´s the best time for the harvest
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08-13-2009, 09:24 AM
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Quote:
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Guess what rapper C-Murder was convicted of....Ill give you a few seconds to think it out.
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Aw man, I thought he was caught for peeping or spying.
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08-13-2009, 10:08 AM
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08-21-2009, 11:48 AM
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i bleed burnt orange. Hook 'Em Horns \m/
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08-26-2009, 03:58 PM
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Today the Tomato battle took place in the town of Bunol, Spain.
About 100 tons of tomatoes were provided by the city.
For security reasons only mellow tomatoes were purchased and they had to be squeezed before being slammed at neighbors and friends.
About 40.000 people participate every year.
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08-28-2009, 02:53 PM
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^ahem.
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09-09-2009, 03:37 PM
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I love animated gifs. And while the gif below doesn't have a utility, such as the shutting door in face Office gif, it still might be my favorite gif ever.
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09-11-2009, 09:44 PM
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Quote:
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Still too close for my taste.
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Why isn't he using the 2x Teleconverter? Chump.
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09-12-2009, 01:36 PM
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09-12-2009, 01:37 PM
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FHM ? Playboy ?
No, construction workers...
Click !
Source: Abendzeitung, Munich
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09-12-2009, 11:29 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Is this, or is this not the cutest thing you have ever seen?
My daughter is going to be so freaking awesome.
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09-14-2009, 03:10 PM
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'Megan Fox is dumb as a rock,' claim Transformers film crew
"The star was blasted as 'trailer trash' better suited to a porn career by three crew members after she claimed Transformers director Michael Bay was 'like Hitler' in an interview."
Oh wait, that's not so shocking.
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09-15-2009, 01:22 AM
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this might be too soon... so I apologize to those that I offend.
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09-15-2009, 08:40 AM
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Some month ago U2 opened up a thread for his new dog. Here is a guy with his puppy.
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09-15-2009, 09:18 PM
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the Manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face now with both hands. Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me -I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and his full head of hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues seductively, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. She slowly continues, "Tell him,... that there,...is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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09-17-2009, 04:54 PM
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#554
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09-22-2009, 04:36 PM
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09-28-2009, 05:07 PM
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Bizarre creature born with features of man and goat. Link
In an unrelated note, condom sales unexpectedly skyrocketed in farm communities.
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10-03-2009, 10:18 PM
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Quote:
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Some month ago U2 opened up a thread for his new dog. Here is a guy with his puppy.
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Is that a warg?
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10-03-2009, 10:21 PM
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Inactive.
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10-05-2009, 01:51 PM
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http://www.carlabrunisarkozy.org/
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lol
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