The Cussing Thread

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by mcsluggo

I've got the greatest pickup line: "You can't say Cialis without 'See ya Liz!' Awwwwright..."

Now I just need to meet an Elizabeth.

Good luck with that.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

Wish me good luck with my herpes.

Why? What exactly is happening with it?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

What exactly is happening with my shorts here?

If they stay that way for 4 hours, you might want to call a doctor.

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

If they stay that way for 4 hours, you might want to come on over. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

In the commercials that line sounds cool, but on the internet, everyone's gaydar is going off.

[bernardos70]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

The gaydar I bought from those commercials has a weird glitch that makes it go off when I get near a mirror.

I didn't know such thing existed, but I think, and this is just a guess, that it's functioning properly.

[DirkFTW]

Originally Posted by bernardos70

I didn't know such an organ existed, but I think, and this is just a guess, that it's functioning properly.

I bet that stunned your urologist! (you all deserve a softball on Friday)

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

I deserve some nice balls on Friday.

Like...tennis balls, or...?