02-02-2010, 09:16 AM
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#3321
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
It's called 'losing your pants.' Watchnow!
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Please tell me you don't do magic shows at kids parties.
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02-16-2010, 02:02 PM
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#3322
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moderately impressed
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Originally Posted by mary
Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Please help me as I pontificate in this thread.
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HOW DARE YOU!!!! You do realize we have community standards where this type of public behavior is not tolerated!?!
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How exactly are you defining pontificate, mary?
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02-16-2010, 02:09 PM
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#3323
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
pontificate on you and me in a hot tub, mary!
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Come on, bro...learn to capitalize. You've probably offended Mary.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-16-2010, 04:47 PM
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#3324
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
You know what my favorite Winter Olympic sport is? Mens Naked Luge
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I uhh...I don't think that's a real thing.
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02-16-2010, 05:08 PM
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#3325
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I uhh...U2, I don't think that's a real thing.
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I do not want to know what u2 asked you to look at...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-16-2010, 05:16 PM
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#3326
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I'm back from Flaco's and I just want you all to know that they're real and they're spectacular!
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Granted Flaco's got some awesome hockey paraphernalia, but you really should be careful using that Seinfeld line like that.
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02-16-2010, 05:19 PM
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#3327
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Granted Flaco is half frog and half fig newton, but I gotta say, he left me totally satisfied.
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in what way? On second thought, never mind.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-16-2010, 06:35 PM
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#3328
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
So guys, when it starts to ooze out pus is it still okay to hook up with my wife?
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ick... NO. and ick.
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02-16-2010, 11:53 PM
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#3329
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
ick... NO. and ick...when that happens, come over to MY house!
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I don't understand.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-17-2010, 02:33 PM
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#3330
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I don't understand. It's been 12 hours since I took my dad's blue vitamins and mini-me is still at attention.
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Um... you may want to call a doctor.
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04-05-2010, 09:52 AM
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#3331
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Golden Member
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Location: McLean, VA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Um... do you want to play doctor ?
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No thank you. Really, I'm fine.
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04-05-2010, 12:05 PM
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#3332
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Golden Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Greater Nowheres
Posts: 1,189
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
No thank you. Really, I'm fine. That rash and accompanying onion smell goes away after a few days. And I have a Golden Member in a drawer for those rare occasions.
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There's no need to brag. Mine is only made of wood
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04-05-2010, 12:06 PM
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#3333
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,655
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Spank you. Really, you're fine.
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That'd make sense if it was coming out of Sarah Palin's mouth, but not you.
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04-05-2010, 01:07 PM
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#3334
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
Quote:
Originally Posted by ribosama
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Don't act so surprised that my climbing tree is bigger.
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Stop flashing the lemur.
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04-05-2010, 02:39 PM
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#3335
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Diamond Member
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that lemur is creepy
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04-05-2010, 06:54 PM
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#3336
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Golden Member
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04-15-2010, 03:14 PM
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#3337
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ribosoma
Happy sex day, America!
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Er, you mean tax day? I guess there's metaphorically a lot of unhappy butt sex.
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Last edited by DirkFTW; 04-15-2010 at 03:15 PM.
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04-16-2010, 03:23 PM
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#3338
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
If the Mavs don't win on Sunday, there's going to be a lot of unhappy butt sex.
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That's a really odd threat.
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04-16-2010, 03:42 PM
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#3339
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 7,673
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Just saw the new thread title. Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica! Sweet!
Ok, go ahead and turn this post into something gay. You guys are still doing that, right?
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04-16-2010, 03:51 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
I like dancing with the stars
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Was that the kind of gay you had in mind?
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04-16-2010, 04:10 PM
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#3341
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Am I the kind of gay you had in mind?
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i am not very qualified to rate this sort of horseflesh.... but I imagine that even Big Boy Laroux is looking for somebody REMOTELY attractive.....?
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04-16-2010, 04:33 PM
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#3342
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
i am not very qualified to take in this sort of horseflesh....
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Please tell me you are questioning whether you'll enjoy the movie Seabiscuit...
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04-16-2010, 05:34 PM
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#3343
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Any type as long as they're naked
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All bears are naked, what are you talking about. Wait, unless you mean...... oh me, oh my....
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06-03-2010, 12:18 PM
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#3344
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Any type as long as they're naked
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oh me, oh my.... come to big daddy!
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i don't think thats remotely appropriate
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06-03-2010, 12:31 PM
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#3345
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
i don't think where I've stuck this remote control is very appropriate.
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Are you asking our approval or something?
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06-03-2010, 02:58 PM
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#3346
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Are you going to make me beg for it, or something?
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I think you are barking up the wrong tree here!
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06-03-2010, 03:20 PM
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#3347
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I think you are barking up the wrong hole here Flaco!
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I wish I could say I was confused by that statement because I thought you were a dude....
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06-03-2010, 06:06 PM
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#3348
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I think you are barking up the wrong hole here
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I wish I could stay but I thought you were a dude....
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Come on, don't be a sexist.
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06-07-2010, 08:46 AM
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#3349
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Come on, do me like a sexbeast.
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that just sounds wrong.
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07-03-2010, 12:54 PM
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#3350
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Golden Member
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Location: POLAND
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The best beer is TYSKIE from Poland
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07-03-2010, 02:10 PM
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#3351
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 41mvp
I understand what's going on in this thread and I also can tell the difference between the words "bear" and "beer".
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I don't think any of that is true...
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07-03-2010, 02:54 PM
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#3352
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Bears don't bear any resemblance to beers... one is tasty, the other is a beverage!
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I didn't know you hunted.... *crosses fingers and hopes that's the bear he is talking about*
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07-06-2010, 02:39 PM
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#3353
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
I didn't know you hunted.... *crosses fingers and hopes that I AM the bear he is talking about*
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bear trap?
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11-17-2010, 02:26 PM
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#3354
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Call me Mr. von trap. Lets all go sing children!!
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Congrats you broke the cussing thread for several months!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-17-2010, 03:24 PM
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#3355
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Congrats you broke the cussing thread for several months! PM me for your address so I can deliver the prize
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more four-letter words please
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11-17-2010, 03:28 PM
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#3356
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
someone love me with words please
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but not with actions? You're pretty cheap.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-18-2010, 05:06 PM
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#3357
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
butt with actions? I has it.
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Not really sure what you mean.
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11-18-2010, 05:09 PM
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#3358
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Golden Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
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This is thread is hi-lar-i-ous...im talkin classic funny!...poor 41MVP
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At what point, if a team ALWAYS takes too many jumpshots, do we wonder if it’s a case of dumb students or a case of a bad teacher?
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11-18-2010, 05:40 PM
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#3359
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mav Addict
This is guy 42MVP is in my love crosshairs!
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"Love Crosshairs"? I don't wanna know.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-18-2010, 06:27 PM
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#3360
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Golden Member
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LOL...OMG!! ...please keep it going.....im on vacation next week....I will be going back to read the other 83 pages
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At what point, if a team ALWAYS takes too many jumpshots, do we wonder if it’s a case of dumb students or a case of a bad teacher?
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