11-18-2010, 06:46 PM
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#3361
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Originally Posted by Mav Addict
OMG!!..1 down now onto the other 83 congressional pages!!!
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I hope I don't understand this...
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11-19-2010, 09:42 AM
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#3362
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Originally Posted by Mav Addict
Human beings sometimes have sexual relations.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I don't understand this...
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you need to broaden your horizons.
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11-19-2010, 01:14 PM
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#3363
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I recently broadened my horizons - have you guys ever heard of goatse?
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Is that like an escape goat or something?
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11-19-2010, 04:17 PM
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#3364
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Well I am feeling sheepish.
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Is that like an escape goat fetish?
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This has taken a turn for the worse.
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11-21-2010, 05:25 PM
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#3365
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
This herpes has taken a turn for the worse.
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some things should stay between you, your dr, and underdog.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-21-2010, 05:49 PM
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#3366
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
remember that youtube video that featured my mom, her dr, and underdog? i watch it every night when i go to bed.
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Glad to be of service...
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11-21-2010, 10:20 PM
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#3367
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
I am the dictionary definition of a goober.
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it is what it is. Some levels of "fail" are so low that you can actually be proud of your achievement.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-22-2010, 01:08 PM
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#3368
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I hear I should be proud of my achievement in training the TSA, but all I see are half-assed probes that don't even use the equipment I developed. Get your elbows dirty, you pansies!!!!
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I'm staying home for Thanksgiving and Christmas now.
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11-22-2010, 02:15 PM
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#3369
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I'm staying home for Thanksgiving and Christmas, now that my tripple-ripple-plug with vibrating insert has arrived!
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uhm.... enjoy yourself.
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11-22-2010, 04:53 PM
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#3370
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
uhm.... enjoy myself.
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that barely makes sense.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-23-2010, 09:07 AM
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#3371
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
uhm.... enjoy myself.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
that barely seems possible, without MY help ![Wink](images/smilies/wink.gif)
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thanks for the kind offer... i think i will manage
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11-23-2010, 03:24 PM
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#3372
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
thanks for the kind offer... i think i will manage up on my business.
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Flaco told me you have quite the work ethic....I respect that.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-23-2010, 03:49 PM
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#3373
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
i think i will manage
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Flaco told me you have quite the work ethic....I respect that in working girls.
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The internet is generally bad at conveying tone... but this sounds creepy regardless.
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11-23-2010, 03:51 PM
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#3374
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
The internet is generally bad at conveying tone... but this sounds creepy regardless. I LOVE creepy!
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Its those last 3 words that made it strange.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-23-2010, 04:39 PM
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#3375
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Its those last 3 inches that made it strange.
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I hate to take this out of context but you're not giving us much to work with.
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11-23-2010, 04:46 PM
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#3376
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Please don't take this out of context, but you've gotta shake it hard if you want me to work with it.
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is this a "shake weight" type of thing? I'm not sure I even understand the comment to take it out of context.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-24-2010, 02:00 PM
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#3377
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
It's time to give thanks for crash landing on a planet with such diverse flora and orifices.
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I think you meant to say fauna...
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11-24-2010, 02:13 PM
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#3378
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I think you meant to say futurama...
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I am a fan.
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11-24-2010, 04:36 PM
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#3379
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I think you meant to say pyronecrobestiality...
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I am a HUGE fan.
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I'm pretty sure that's as illegal as it is dangerous...
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11-24-2010, 06:04 PM
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#3380
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
I'm pretty sure that I was once a pretty princess..and by "pretty" I mean "slutty" and by "princess" I mean "street walker"
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"Once"???
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11-29-2010, 06:48 PM
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#3381
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I'm once, twice, three times a lady!!!
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I don't think that's how the song goes...
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11-29-2010, 07:07 PM
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#3382
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I don't think that's how the shlong goes...
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keep your deformities between you and flac!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-30-2010, 10:07 AM
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#3383
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
keep your deflowering between you and flac!!
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I know you thought he was keeping himself for you.. but try to let go and be happy for them.
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11-30-2010, 05:23 PM
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#3384
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I know you thought he was keeping himself for yoohoo...
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that isn't even a complete thought...and why would he keep himself for a drink?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-30-2010, 05:40 PM
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#3385
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
why would mcsluggo sell himself for a drink?
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Well, there's a chance the man/woman was smoking... or he's a raging alcoholic.
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11-30-2010, 10:08 PM
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#3386
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Well, there's a chance the man was smoking a woman.
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but what are "chances" of that?!
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12-01-2010, 01:05 PM
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#3387
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
What are the "chances" the "mavericks" can get "home" court advantage?
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I don't think you understand how to use quotes. Or sarcasm.
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12-01-2010, 02:02 PM
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#3388
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Once more, into my breach!
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I don't think you understand how to use quotes. Or condoms.
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On second thought, I won't be joining your literary club.
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12-01-2010, 07:03 PM
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#3389
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
On second thought, I won't be beating my wife with club.
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I don't know what this means...I guess I'm happy for her?
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12-01-2010, 11:47 PM
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#3390
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I don't know what this means...I guess I'm gaping for him?
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wat
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12-02-2010, 09:10 AM
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#3391
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
wataburger!
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lurn too spel!
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12-02-2010, 02:57 PM
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#3392
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Someone just sold me a Dong-a Ilbo on eBay! Taking the rest of the day off to be by myself!
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Hate to disappoint, but it's a Korean newspaper.
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12-02-2010, 04:09 PM
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#3393
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
You know what's disappointing? Koreans.
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We don't need your racist commentary here, sir.
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12-03-2010, 11:52 AM
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#3394
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You have no power here, sir!
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Originally Posted by sike
*Removes trenchcoat*
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AHHH!
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What is this, Gaylords of the Rings?
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12-03-2010, 02:02 PM
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#3395
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I've decided to name my daughter "Gaylord Focker"...cuz I want her to be a nurse.
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I can't help but think there was a better way to go...
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12-03-2010, 05:03 PM
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#3396
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
If i stand here long enough, the pee all runs down my trowser leg and is gone. Gravity is cool!
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I can't help but think there was a better way to go...
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for once we agree with each other.
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12-03-2010, 05:16 PM
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#3397
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
for once we agree with killing puppies.
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what's this 'we' business, Vick?
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12-06-2010, 10:04 AM
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#3398
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I'm a purple flying squirrel!
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This explains so much...I didn't know Dirk had a following among the Flying Squirrel species. but it makes sense.
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12-22-2010, 12:45 PM
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#3399
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Originally Posted by sike
This explains so much...it is the most i have learned since coming to probe your species. it all now makes sense...... now bend over.
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nanoo nanoo?
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12-23-2010, 09:19 AM
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#3400
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Janet Nanoo?
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NO! For the fifth time, its "Janet Reno"!! But I still don't think you should be so determined to date her... I mean:
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