12-26-2010, 09:46 PM
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#3401
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Help I Buehlered my entry last night and something snapped!
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Ouch
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12-27-2010, 01:56 AM
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#3402
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Golden Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 1,751
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Ouch, I let my boyfriend penetrate too much last night. I can't even sit on my chair.
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Too much information dude.
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12-29-2010, 02:00 PM
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#3403
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
Too much information dude....but I'd look at pic or two.
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You flip flopper!
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12-29-2010, 03:13 PM
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#3404
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,655
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
You flap-flopper!
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I'm afraid to ask...
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12-30-2010, 10:43 AM
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#3405
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
I'm afraid now that DADT is gone... where does the romance begin without the uncertainty and suspense???
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That's a new perspective.
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12-30-2010, 01:17 PM
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#3406
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,655
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Is it a good thing when a lover yells "Give me the Eliot Spitzer!" when things are getting hot and heavy?
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Hmmm..... not too sure.....
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01-04-2011, 01:06 PM
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#3407
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Is it a good thing when lovers are getting hot and heavy?
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mmmmmmm..... to be sure!
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get a room, you two
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01-07-2011, 08:11 PM
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#3408
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WilliamHen
And he bangs, he bangs Ooh baby
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Isn't your name supposed to be WilliamHung, and I know those aren't the right lyrics.
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01-10-2011, 05:18 PM
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#3409
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Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 1
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Newbie Help
Great I recently joined this community. Can anyone tell me how to use the forum?
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01-10-2011, 05:26 PM
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#3410
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MainlyUtilt
Great my wife recently convinced me that we should join this community of body-builders to help us get in shape. Can anyone tell me how to find the (and forgive me if I mispronounce this) 'swingers' equipment? My wife went to the neighbors for a home owners meeting.
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Yikes... hope you like muscular women.
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08-11-2011, 12:29 PM
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#3411
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jthig32
It's a little quiet around here..so I just wanted to remind everyone that I got a prescription for those new sublingual tabs.
That is all.
Oh, and this:
[IMG]www.badgercam.xxx/live/IMG]
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So glad that the link failed.
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08-15-2011, 11:47 AM
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#3412
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I've decided to fill the void in my life this fall caused by the lockout and no bball season with auto-erotic asphyxiation. I'll send pics.
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That's ok. Please don't.
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09-17-2011, 05:22 PM
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#3413
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
That's ok. Please don't. I need a live stream!
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There you go again...always bragging about your fancy technology!
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09-23-2011, 02:23 PM
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#3414
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
There you go again...always bragging about your fancy underwear!
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what is the use of dressing up if you don't feel pretty underneath it all?
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09-23-2011, 02:38 PM
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#3415
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
There you go again...always bragging about your fancy underwear!
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what is the use of dressing up if you don't feel the bittersweet kiss of scouring pads underneath it all?
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Ouch!
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09-26-2011, 01:13 PM
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#3416
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Stick it in my A** !! )
.........Ouch!
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that obligatory "ouch" didn't fool anyone.
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11-09-2011, 06:00 PM
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#3417
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Under the proposed deal, it would actually be impossible to get above 50.2% of basketball relating cum. I informed the owners that the union would not accept anything less than 57%.
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That sounds like an impasse.
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11-22-2011, 12:04 PM
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#3418
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
That sounds like a gerbil in my impasse.
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I'm not quite certain what you are saying there... but I am fairly certain that I don't like it.
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12-08-2011, 11:50 PM
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#3419
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I'm not quite certain what you are selling there... but I am fairly certain that I don't like it. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
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Why so many exclamation marks?
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12-09-2011, 11:33 AM
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#3420
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,655
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Why so many skid marks in my undies?
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Quite sure you're the only one that could possibly answer that honestly.
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12-11-2011, 04:54 PM
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#3421
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
Why do I have a pickle in my pants? I'm not sure I can answer that honestly.
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You either can or you can't...but either way, stay away from me.
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12-12-2011, 04:31 PM
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#3422
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
I am not sure if I can taste the pickle in my own pants?
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You either can or you can't...but either way, i want to watch you try.
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NBA games will be here soon for your viewing enjoyment!
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12-14-2011, 03:28 PM
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#3423
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
WNBA games will be here soon for my viewing enjoyment!
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all respect for mcsluggo just lost
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12-26-2011, 03:44 PM
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#3424
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I need a lawyer eh! I saw that today was Boxing day, so I commemorated with some celebratory boxing matches against people I met in a Frisco mall eh. I have been unjustly arrested in a case of blatant discrimination eh!
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I don't remember you being Canadian before...
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12-29-2011, 02:06 PM
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#3425
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I don't remember you being this sexy before...
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You obviously haven't been paying close enough attention
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03-26-2012, 12:32 PM
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#3426
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
My nipples have been erect all day today.
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I obviously have been trying not to pay close attention
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03-28-2012, 09:27 PM
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#3427
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I obviously have been trying not to pay close attention....bc I'm too zoned in on your crotch
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I need an adult!
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04-06-2012, 09:36 AM
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#3428
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I need an adult! A big hairy man of an adult! a big hairy cuddly teddy bear that will sweep me off my feet and let me nurse on his big manly hairy chest. a mans man of an adult!
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I think you should try Canada, perhaps?
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05-01-2012, 06:28 PM
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#3429
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I'm gonna post a GDT today in the Mavs section about wearing backpacks tomorrow to regain the camaraderie that has been lost on this forum.
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What happened to this place?
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07-01-2012, 06:53 PM
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#3430
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 41.21.1
Posts: 36,143
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
What happened to your face?
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I'm as God made me, sire...
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07-04-2012, 05:05 PM
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#3431
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
I call you sire...
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As well you should, wench.
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07-11-2013, 11:30 AM
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#3432
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I want to be your wench.
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well... anybody starts to look good with enough beer steins in their hand
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07-19-2013, 02:21 PM
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#3433
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
well... any roster starts to look good with enough beer steins in your butt
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Alcohol does dull the... wait what??
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09-17-2013, 02:39 PM
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#3434
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
WTF Rangers??
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Word.
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09-18-2013, 05:18 PM
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#3435
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
if you love me, just say the Word.
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10-18-2013, 10:26 PM
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#3436
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Troll Hunter
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Sports Heaven!
Posts: 9,898
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
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On your period?
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10-22-2013, 10:50 AM
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#3437
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mary
I give all my love to Sike. Period.
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Wow...there is probably a charitable tax deduction available for you
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11-07-2013, 01:15 PM
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#3438
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
Posts: 17,705
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Wow...there is probably a charitable tax deduction that you can receive and mail to me....
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Greedy much?
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11-19-2013, 05:37 PM
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#3439
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Greedy mutt? Is that a good name for my first born daughter? I'm thinking either that or Susan.
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Wait, is Mutt your last name or is this a double first name scenario?
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11-19-2013, 09:05 PM
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#3440
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 17,873
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Should we go one at a time, or is this a double-up scenario?
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That's awfully forward of you.
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