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Old 08-17-2003, 06:15 PM   #1
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Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.

"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.

Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.

Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.
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Old 08-17-2003, 06:57 PM   #2
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That hurts.
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where do you find these things?
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Old 08-17-2003, 07:26 PM   #4
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Old 08-17-2003, 07:27 PM   #5
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wow. that was so not cool. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
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Oh man...this is one story I didn't really want to read.
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Old 08-17-2003, 08:22 PM   #7
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Ouch. Not a good read before dinner time.
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Ouch. Not a good read before dinner time.

Cooking hot dogs on the grill are we? Maybe some Brats? How about sausage on a stick?
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lol, that's just bad Doc.

Thankfully, I'm having Pork Chops, but still it gives me pause.
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I wonder if he donated his member.
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...or stuffed it.
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...or stuffed it.
it would make one hell of a mantle piece.
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I'm willing to bet my life his last name is not Bobbitt.
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