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12-21-2004, 01:22 AM
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Freestyle Rhyming Battle
I am not a Rap Fan
But I got the power to Ban U talk about mavsman He is the one first to have Ran.
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12-21-2004, 05:11 AM
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RE:Freestyle Rhyming Battle
yo yo
Mavsfanforever Isn't that clever but when it comes to rhyming I really start whining yo yo (great idea to start some poetry here, were ARE sophisticated after all, aren't we? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] )
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12-21-2004, 07:36 AM
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RE: Freestyle Rhyming Battle
Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. All of the other Reindeer, used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Rudolph, join in any Reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas-eve, Santa came to say.... "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight" Then how the Reindeer loved him, as they shouted out with glee... Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer, you'll go down in History... Word.
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12-21-2004, 10:31 AM
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RE: Freestyle Rhyming Battle
fo shizzle
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12-21-2004, 11:30 AM
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RE: Freestyle Rhyming Battle
jlee: where my reindeer at?
d-m: right here reindeer! jlee: where my reindeer at? d-m: right here reindeer! |
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12-21-2004, 11:53 AM
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ok, since it's a "battle" I'll try to contribute something.
check it who am I supposed to battle here nobody stands a chance against L double the elemental force who fights with cloak and hands you'll need a whole mob throwing coke bottles at my skull to stop me from the top where I'd thus inevitably go so don't step up to me unless you run fifty deep i'm like Bush while you're kerry this is Landslide victory |
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12-21-2004, 12:13 PM
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My advance apologies to Run-DMC....
It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark When I see a man chilling with his dog in the park I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer But then I was illin because the man had a beard And a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared So I turned my head a second and the man had gone But he left his driver's wallet smack dead on the lawn I picked the wallet up then I took a pause Took out the license and it cold said 'Santa Claus' A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me
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12-21-2004, 02:48 PM
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Second verse....
It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees Decorate the house with lights at night Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright In the fireplace is the yule log Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols (Christmas melodies) |
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12-22-2004, 02:25 AM
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uhh, i think we r doin the opposite of "battlin"
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12-22-2004, 05:01 AM
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RE:Freestyle Rhyming Battle
let's not battle, just hit metal, let it rattle
in the livin room with the kitchen broom under the tree, goin on a spree, no degree who cares, I got shares, lots of money and I'm funny...
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12-22-2004, 09:08 AM
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My advance apologies to Horatio Sanz....
One Two... One Two Three Four! I don't care what your momma says- Christmas is coming fast! I don't care what your poppa says- Christmas is gonna be a super bla-ast. I don't care if you think it's cool- You'd better get ready for a sweet-ass yule! I don't care what the papers say- Christmas is number one. I don't care about your grandma's lies- Christmas time equals fun I don't care if you think I'm a goof- I want to hear Santa landing on my roof. I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay! I wish it was Christmas todaa-ay!"
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12-22-2004, 10:08 AM
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RE: Freestyle Rhyming Battle
You got a problem? Yo' I'll solve it... check out the beat while the DJ revolves it...
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12-23-2004, 09:20 PM
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RE:Freestyle Rhyming Battle
yu yu
walker got revenge, bradley on the bench couldn't buy a bucket so suck it game was bad made me mad had bad dreams of toine having fun on the court hate this sport yu yu
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12-24-2004, 01:51 AM
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RE:Freestyle Rhyming Battle
Sometimes I'm like Sadam, I wanna question "who's sane"
You cant battle me, I'm stuck in the game I'll make you quiver and quake whither and break I'll throw you into Michigan Lake for fisherman's sake BEAT THAT BIOTCHES...word |
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12-24-2004, 10:09 PM
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RE:Freestyle Rhyming Battle
yeah yeah
U2's lovin Christmas so what is this a tree and a candle Santa can't handle all this egg nog and in the fog stears his chariot straight into the Marriott yeah yeah
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12-30-2004, 05:50 AM
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RE:Freestyle Rhyming Battle
Who is the last and best?
it is Twelli who won the rhyming contest all the others are just pretenders lousy poets and bad defenders happy new year to y'all I'm the King of Rap until next fall [img]i/expressions/musicnote.gif[/img]
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12-30-2004, 09:53 AM
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Yo yo yo, I can't believe my eyes
twelli done gone and told some lies sucker MC with those itty bitty glasses when he opens up his mouth ain't nothin' but mollasses stumbling out, know what I'm sayin'? the dude can't rap and here he is tryin' to put us all in a trap of believing he can and that he's the best when I heard that my arm started tingling and I grabbed my chest. My (edited by a Dallas-Mavs.com moderator) rushed me to the doctor to save my life I told the doc, don't fret and think you gotta put me under the knife. Doc said, I know what this is about The sucker MC spilling lies when all he's got is gout... That dude has kept me busy with his lyin' and cheatin Tellin' everyone that his rhyme can't be beaten. When clearly U2 is the one that is king... of DM.com rhyming, he's the Lord of the Ring! Word! Peace!
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12-30-2004, 05:08 PM
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RE:Freestyle Rhyming Battle
crap rappers each and every one you
got no choice but to make fun of you it looks like act man, yall posters are posing sure you got ice, but thats just water thats frozen I'll go on further call me battle hurler cause its not just yalls rap thats crap while were on it, throw in creative expression makes me wanna blast yall into another dimension If I was the boss I would enslave all of yall I wouldn't think twice, I'd exterminate all life Leaving just the ladies types to treat a Mantis right I'd probably stack racks and shut them up tight Screw that, the girlies got to go I don't love them **** I'm so out the do Fo Sho
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RE:Freestyle Rhyming Battle
Quote:
Messing with my rhymes that be so chillin'? (Why do I feel really juvenile right now?)
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12-31-2004, 02:33 AM
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RE:Freestyle Rhyming Battle
ha ha
a mod that gets edited for words that can't even make it in this battle of words where rhyming hurts my ears when among fears of better rappers coming along I'm still alone on the throne of poetry so let it be U2 and you to FahQ give it up no hope you can beat me in this heat of fierce competing cause all you do is cheating... 
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01-05-2005, 02:14 AM
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RE:Freestyle Rhyming Battle
hey hey
next up the lakers any takers for those fakers? with showbe kobe running the show he is a guy oh my I don't like thinks he is Mike Jordan his team isn't that good without Diesel in hollywood is in Miami now the clown going after the nba crown in the east but at least in big d dirk rules and still some fools say that he's bad on defense how sad hey hey, wazup momma?
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