General Election GDT 11/04/2008

[alexamenos]

Originally Posted by 92bDad

What would you change?

The first thing I'd change is I'd make it a crime punishable by death for a person to say "literally" when what they really mean is "figuratively". Like when Bob Ortegal says "Dirk literally exploded tonight!". Obviously he doesn't mean that there a little bloody pieces of the uber-German scattered around the court, but instead that Dirk blew it up, figuratively speaking of course.

After I enacted this, I'd probably spend a lot of taxpayer money on hookers and booze and stuff.

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by alexamenos

The first thing I'd change is I'd make it a crime punishable by death for a person to say "literally" when what they really mean is "figuratively". Like when Bob Ortegal says "Dirk literally exploded tonight!". Obviously he doesn't mean that there a little bloody pieces of the uber-German scattered around the court, but instead that Dirk blew it up, figuratively speaking of course.

After I enacted this, I'd probably spend a lot of taxpayer money on hookers and booze and stuff.

Also - could someone do away with daylight savings???

Who does it serve? How many millions of dollars do we lose each year due to workers trying to adjust their sleep schedules???


I think this needs to be the #1 priority for our government above all else - I think God would even forgive us for working on Sundays to get this problem solved!