03-07-2009, 08:06 PM
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#2801
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Deutschland
Posts: 7,885
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How ´bout making a cake or so.
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03-08-2009, 09:27 PM
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#2802
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Guru
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 11,806
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5000! WOOOOOOO HOOOOO!
Thanks for everyone on the board, I have a great time coming here every single day.
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03-08-2009, 09:29 PM
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#2803
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Golden Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 1,296
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^ congrats
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The Legendary Mavericks:
- Mark Aguirre
- Rolando Blackman
- Tom Cruise
- Jason Kidd
- Mel Gibson
- Michael Finley
- Dirk Nowitzki
- Jason Kidd (again)
- who's next?
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03-08-2009, 10:03 PM
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#2804
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Guru
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 11,806
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thanks buddy
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03-08-2009, 11:56 PM
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#2805
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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I was told today by a new employee of the company that I work for, that another colleague- a fella I have only worked with a couple of times (lets call him 'davie')- described me as being, "big, slow (minded), prone to making mistakes, and (being a fella who) always talks about crazy things that nobody cares about or understands"...
This fella doesn't yet, and probably never will, fully realize just how instrumental his p*ssy-b*tch-gossip opinion about me will be in the utterly, unmercifully dreadful disaster that I intend to wreak on his idiotic head in the next couple of weeks. I'll be disappointed if the jackass is still employed with us three weeks from now, because even though I generally do my dardest to be friendly and get along with everyone I work with, once my thick head comes to realize that somebody is my Enemy, that thick, slow head can't think about much else save but ways to crush and destroy it's sh*theel, shit-talking, Poontang enemies in the most comprehensive and hopefully amusing ways possible...
Who Is My Enemy? RARRGGHHH!!!!
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What has the sheep to bargain with the wolf?
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03-09-2009, 12:18 AM
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#2806
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Guru
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Cowboys Country
Posts: 23,336
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That sumbitch will rue the day!
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03-09-2009, 12:57 AM
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#2807
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 19,413
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Get 'em, Evil!
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03-09-2009, 04:04 PM
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#2808
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Like you'd care
Posts: 3,013
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I'd be more careful of that new employee who apparently seems to be a rat-ass snitch.
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03-09-2009, 04:48 PM
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#2809
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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What's with people not checking their mirrors before changing lanes? Or even signaling as they do it? I can't tell if you're drunk, stupid, or both.
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Is this ghost ball??
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03-09-2009, 05:14 PM
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#2810
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 41.21.1
Posts: 36,143
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
What's with people not checking their mirrors before changing lanes? Or even signaling as they do it? I can't tell if you're drunk, stupid, or both.
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Pharmaceuticals, cell phones, and of course, stupidity...
They also don't know what a YIELD sign means...
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
Last edited by Underdog; 03-09-2009 at 05:15 PM.
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03-09-2009, 05:18 PM
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#2811
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,654
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Bizzare: The other day, I saw, on a pretty much completely deserted intersection, a guy start turning left (correctly, when the left-turning-light came on) and another guy right behind him....... somehow rear-ending him full speed. Mid-turn. Surreal.
(The retard proceeded to overtake the victim's car and take off).
Florida: Don't drive here.
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03-09-2009, 05:22 PM
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#2812
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Deutschland
Posts: 7,885
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evilmav2
I was told today by a new employee of the compa
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once my thick head comes to realize that somebody is my Enemy, that thick, slow head can't think about much else save but ways to crush and destroy it's sh*theel, shit-talking, Poontang enemies in the most comprehensive and hopefully amusing ways possible...
Who Is My Enemy? RARRGGHHH!!!!
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Can´t you just shout at him : Shut up mother f(beep)(beep)fing b(beep)tch and don´t move your a(beep)s til i tell you piece of s(beep)t(beep) or so
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03-09-2009, 10:54 PM
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#2813
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Guru
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 11,806
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
What's with people not checking their mirrors before changing lanes? Or even signaling as they do it? I can't tell if you're drunk, stupid, or both.
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If I ever did stand up comedy, I could make a full-on bit about signaling when changing lanes...its too easy of a subject though, haha.
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03-10-2009, 11:04 PM
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#2814
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: TX
Posts: 2,505
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It's time to move on...I'm sick of hearing all these Democrats and the "Blame Game"!!!
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03-12-2009, 10:34 AM
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#2815
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: hogwarts - school of witchcraft and wizardry
Posts: 2,301
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Just bought a new TV for my room.
$999. SONY 120HZ .....SIGN ME UP.
http://www.amazon.com/Sony-Bravia-KD...6871679&sr=8-1
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03-12-2009, 10:41 AM
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#2816
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Golden Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 1,296
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120 HZ is really nice. Watch movies on Blu Ray with the settings on 120 HZ, it's a completely different viewing experience.
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The Legendary Mavericks:
- Mark Aguirre
- Rolando Blackman
- Tom Cruise
- Jason Kidd
- Mel Gibson
- Michael Finley
- Dirk Nowitzki
- Jason Kidd (again)
- who's next?
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03-12-2009, 10:08 PM
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#2817
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: hogwarts - school of witchcraft and wizardry
Posts: 2,301
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Today...I played basketball for the first time in about a year without wearing a brace on my right ankle. I sprained my left ankle. FML.
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03-13-2009, 01:26 AM
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#2818
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Golden Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 1,296
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Safety first.
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The Legendary Mavericks:
- Mark Aguirre
- Rolando Blackman
- Tom Cruise
- Jason Kidd
- Mel Gibson
- Michael Finley
- Dirk Nowitzki
- Jason Kidd (again)
- who's next?
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03-13-2009, 09:12 AM
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#2819
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: TX
Posts: 2,505
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Explore America, there are some really cool places and views...I just drove from Charlotte, NC to Boone NC and back...there's a little spot going up through the Mountains that is a bit breathtaking!!!
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03-15-2009, 12:18 AM
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#2820
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
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You're the worst character ever, Towelie
Also, for no reason at all, this:
Last edited by Flacolaco; 03-15-2009 at 12:21 AM.
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03-19-2009, 12:34 PM
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#2821
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 41.21.1
Posts: 36,143
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The boss is playing golf, the receptionist is d!cking around on Facebook, the consultants are playing solitaire, yet people wonder why the economy is in the sh!tter...
(in my own defense - I only waste time on this site while I'm waiting for computers to finish processing, otherwise I'm busy at work... Plus, I'm great at multitasking...)
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
Last edited by Underdog; 03-19-2009 at 12:34 PM.
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03-19-2009, 12:52 PM
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#2822
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Most of my coworkers are in the break room watching A&M beat BYU. In their defense, they brought papers and computers with them, so they are serious about pretending to work.
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Is this ghost ball??
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03-19-2009, 11:31 PM
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#2823
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
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I want to fight anyone who challenges Dirk Nowitzki or dares to call him out.
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03-20-2009, 12:42 AM
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#2824
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Guru
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 11,806
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I want to fight anyone who challenges Dirk Nowitzki or dares to call him out.
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03-20-2009, 10:44 AM
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#2825
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 19,413
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I'm pretty sure I just aced my last final.
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03-20-2009, 03:28 PM
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#2826
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Between Blue Lines
Posts: 4,425
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...can't wait 'til Happy Hour.
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all."
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03-20-2009, 03:32 PM
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#2827
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Deutschland
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03-20-2009, 05:51 PM
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#2828
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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I miss having a spring break.
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Is this ghost ball??
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03-21-2009, 03:10 AM
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#2829
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Between Blue Lines
Posts: 4,425
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I miss having a spring break.
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You have the rest of your life to miss it =/
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all."
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03-23-2009, 03:46 PM
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#2830
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 41.21.1
Posts: 36,143
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This site is deader than any Kennedy not named "Ted" today...
(seriously - where is everyone???)
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
Last edited by Underdog; 03-23-2009 at 03:49 PM.
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03-23-2009, 03:50 PM
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#2831
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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At a vigil for Ted Kennedy, you insensitive prick!
(seriously - I have no clue... maybe they all had Texas over Duke in their bracket, but couldn't handle it as well as me)
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Is this ghost ball??
Last edited by DirkFTW; 03-23-2009 at 03:54 PM.
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03-23-2009, 04:08 PM
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#2832
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
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I think it's called apathy
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03-23-2009, 04:13 PM
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#2833
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Lazy Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Lazytown
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I have to admit, I'm spending much more time on my Ranger dork sites at the expense of my Mavs dork sites. I'm still locked into the Mavs games, but I just don't think there's much to discuss with the Mavs right now. I'm ready for a few playoff games but like most everyone I'm preparing myself for the early exit.
Ironically this offseason will probably provide much more stimulating conversation pieces than the second half of this season has, and that will drive Flaco insane.
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03-23-2009, 04:26 PM
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#2834
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 19,413
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Off to the Pita Pit and maybe a Cranberry-Limeade at Sonic.
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03-23-2009, 05:46 PM
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#2835
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Guru
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,241
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lemon berry slush owns all IMO
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03-23-2009, 05:56 PM
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#2836
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Between Blue Lines
Posts: 4,425
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I tweet.
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all."
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03-23-2009, 08:10 PM
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#2837
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 19,413
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alby
lemon berry slush owns all IMO
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I asked for the largest limeade they had and they only charged me $1.10 for it. It was really strange, but I was afraid to question it too much.
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03-23-2009, 11:45 PM
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#2838
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jthig32
Ironically this offseason will probably provide much more stimulating conversation pieces than the second half of this season has, and that will drive Flaco insane.
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Well... this time around I actually think something needs to be done, and unlike other off-seasons gone by, I actually expect that something will be done. So I will be accepting of all the...ahem...."reasonable" conversations happening in July.
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03-23-2009, 11:53 PM
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#2839
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Golden Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 1,296
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one
I asked for the largest limeade they had and they only charged me $1.10 for it. It was really strange, but I was afraid to question it too much.
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Did you go between 2-4 pm?
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The Legendary Mavericks:
- Mark Aguirre
- Rolando Blackman
- Tom Cruise
- Jason Kidd
- Mel Gibson
- Michael Finley
- Dirk Nowitzki
- Jason Kidd (again)
- who's next?
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03-24-2009, 12:15 AM
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#2840
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 19,413
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMaverick
Did you go between 2-4 pm?
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I believe so.. is there some sort of limeade happy hour(s)?
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