03-24-2009, 04:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
F-ing nannies were spying on me to report me to CPS!!!! I FIRED THEIR BEHINDS SO FAST!
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Octo-mom?
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03-26-2009, 03:23 PM
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#3123
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Golden Member
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Location: Chicago, IL
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
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The Viagra bots are back.
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03-26-2009, 03:51 PM
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#3124
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moderately impressed
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Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
The Viagra Doc gave me is making the pimple on my back get really hard. I don't understand why.
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Are you certain that is a pimple?
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03-27-2009, 09:47 AM
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#3125
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
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Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
Hey, I'm gonna go see if that dude at the corner is hiring.
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Are you certain that is a pimp?
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BURN!
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03-27-2009, 09:50 AM
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#3126
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Is this BURNING SENSATION NORMAL?
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WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
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03-27-2009, 10:04 AM
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#3127
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
SO, OCTOMOM, THIS IS HOW QUIET THE NURSERY GETS WHEN ALL YOUR KIDS ARE FINALLY ASLEEP?
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That's cold... even for the paparazzi.
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04-01-2009, 09:41 AM
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#3128
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I've got a really tough stretch of work for the next few days... I'm really looking forward to coming back to some hilarious posts from everyone in this thread! It's what will keep me going!
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You guys suck.
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04-01-2009, 12:18 PM
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#3129
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Golden Member
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Do you guys suck?
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That is a negative, here. I am sure you will have much better luck with Sike, U2 and Flacco, though....
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04-01-2009, 12:58 PM
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#3130
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Diamond Member
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
My test came back negative, although it was positive for every other STD known to man. I am sure you will have much better luck with Sike, U2 and Flacco, though....
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I SAID I NEED SOME AID.
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04-01-2009, 02:56 PM
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#3131
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Diamond Member
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I SAID I NEED TO GET PAID FOR ALL THE SUCTION WORK I DO.
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Well, I think that depends on whether you did it outside of you "work" hours....
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04-02-2009, 04:20 PM
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#3132
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
Vroomvroom, party starter!
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I know you've been in Sweden for a while, but you may want to refrain from saying that in public.
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04-03-2009, 05:18 PM
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#3133
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Diamond Member
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I am reminded of the time I went to Sweden for a while, and on the way out of the brothel I was arrested for being drunk in public.
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Some aspects of one's life should just be kept private....
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04-03-2009, 07:56 PM
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Golden Member
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Location: Chicago, IL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by YOUR MOM
Some aspects of my life, like Bernardos70 and I are to be kept private.
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Wait who's mom?
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04-08-2009, 01:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
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Originally Posted by bernardos70
To complete this mission, we'll all need to be in disguises. Since time is short, we'll keep the roles fairly close to real life. DirkFTW and I will be disguised as wealthy athletes and Baller will be disguised as an unstable single mother of 12 who has really let herself slide.
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Wait who's the mom?
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You are. This is a matter of national security, so try to keep up!
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04-13-2009, 09:49 AM
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#3136
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
This is a matter of national security, so try to keep IT up!
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Perhaps a visit to Viagra-land?
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04-13-2009, 10:15 AM
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Yes, I had this planned out over the weekend and was waiting for someone to post
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I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.
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05-08-2009, 01:54 PM
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The Preacha
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cursing is not allowed on this site.
but CUSSING...thats another matter.
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05-08-2009, 02:07 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
cursing is not allowed on this site.
but sodomy...thats another matter.
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Well...I suppose it is, yeah.
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05-08-2009, 02:17 PM
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Well...I needlessly insert suppositories all the time, yeah. I is doing that.
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"I is"? Honestly? I think you could use a return to grade school.
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05-08-2009, 02:22 PM
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Quote:
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I think I could use a return to grade school.
For the chicks.
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Creepy
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05-08-2009, 02:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
cursing is not allowed on this site.
but sodomy...thats another matter.
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Damn right it is, yeah!
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will you get a room, please. (far away)
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05-08-2009, 03:07 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
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I like pie.
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was she a leggy blond?
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05-08-2009, 03:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
was she a leggy dude?
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That sentence confuses me.
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05-08-2009, 04:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
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was she a leggy dude?
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That sentence confuses me.
because, you know... i think i SHOULD be repulsed... yet somehow i am hot and tingly instead....?
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tingly?
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05-08-2009, 05:00 PM
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
tingly cream anybody?
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Thanks, but no thanks.
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05-11-2009, 08:50 AM
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
Quote:
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tingly cream anybody?
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Thanks!!!
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hey... i didn't say that! wtf? I am SHOCKED and APPALLED.
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05-11-2009, 09:23 AM
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Quote:
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hey... i think i have a new defense for when i'm on trial this week: i raised my hands up before the act of shooting so no harm no foul!
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Now, you're just being silly.
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05-11-2009, 11:24 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I stabbed a hooker in the neck yesterday. A cop was standing right there watching me do it. I asked him "Aren't you going to arrest me?" He said "I didn't feel you stabbed her hard enough in the context of the situation". Isn't murder a murder no matter what?
Anyway, then the dead hooker hit a 3 pointer.
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Cop must have been an ex-NBA ref.
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05-11-2009, 11:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm starting a new group.... Charter member in fact of FFFL (Fluffy Fan For Life). Please join me in what will no doubt be a huge movement.
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no doubt
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05-11-2009, 12:02 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
no doubt. No one knows more about huge movements than I do. Have a Hot Carl!
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What is the matter with you?
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05-11-2009, 01:12 PM
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Whatsa matta witha you, eh Luigi? You noa like mya swimsuit, eh?
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1. It's not Halloween. 2. Mixing Borat and Mario does not average to PG-13.
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05-12-2009, 01:25 PM
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Quote:
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1. I have a little boy toy and I like to call him PG-13 when I play with him. You know, just to make things hotter. Yowsa!
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I'm not sure I understand what you are talking about. SECURITY! Take this guy off the ship!
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05-12-2009, 04:18 PM
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Quote:
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SECURITY! Take this guy's clothes off! Slowly.
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Yea, I won't ever be visiting you at work.
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05-13-2009, 02:01 AM
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Quote:
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Yea, I love it when you do that with your tongue granny.
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Homestead fetish?
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05-14-2009, 08:59 AM
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#3156
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mqywaaah
I have a Hot Pocket fetish.
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strange...but I'm not judging.
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05-14-2009, 09:23 AM
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Quote:
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my boyfriend is in a wet T-shirt contest tonight...but I'm not judging.
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I'm sure that is by design so you don't show favoritism.
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05-14-2009, 09:28 AM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
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I'm sure that is by design so you don't show favoritism...but don't worry, I will.
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you will what?
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05-14-2009, 10:08 AM
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#3159
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Quote:
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I said what what? In the butt!
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Oooooooook Butters......
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05-14-2009, 01:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
Quote:
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Excuse me, it just got a little warm in here... *unzip*
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Oh man, get out of here! Is that real?
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Whoa... guys. If you're trying to reenact that scene from "Keeping the Faith," it was a jacket that was unzipped.
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