10-20-2006, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
I mean I know you know that I love your pet...but its time to let you know that, for some time now, I really LOVE your pet...I feel uncomfortable around you now, I hope you will let us be. He LOVES me too. We will never be apart again until death....
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Two things:
1. Have you discussed this with your wife?
2. You do know that Dogs (or Cats... you never identified which type of pet) don't live nearly as long as Humans? So you might think twice before throwing your marriage away for a pooch or a kitty.
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10-20-2006, 04:38 PM
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#362
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
call me "kitty"
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I already do...
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10-20-2006, 05:43 PM
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#363
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I already doo-doo.
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Don't know about you aliens.... but us Humans do that from Day 1.... And we CERTAINLY don't brag about it on message boards...
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10-21-2006, 12:19 PM
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#364
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I made a poopy in the potty
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wait, I thought you just said.....
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10-21-2006, 12:25 PM
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#365
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Hello.
My name is u2.
I am a Grey's Anatomy watcher.
------ Step 1 accomplished
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ahh jeez.
something must be done. I must get this evil show off of the air. I need an evil alien genius to help me put u2 back in his place....
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10-23-2006, 03:08 PM
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#366
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
ahh jeez.
something must be done. I must get this evil show off of the air. I need an evil alien genius to help me put u2 back in his place....
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now if only we knew one....
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-23-2006, 09:24 PM
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#367
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
damn theyve discovered my secret identity and powers.....
im the one who got Family Guy cancelled the first time....
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YOU BASTARD
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10-24-2006, 11:23 PM
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#368
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
YOU BASTARD
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well they got married as soon as pop could afford a ring!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-24-2006, 11:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
and then old dad sold the ring for two magic beans, an XXX video, and a super nintendo controller with no Y button.....
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what a beautiful story sike-monkey.
thanks for sharing.
moron
Last edited by Flacolaco; 10-24-2006 at 11:34 PM.
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10-25-2006, 12:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
sike and I enjoy watching monkey porn together. They are our role models for what we do together! The best part is that it's free and we both get extreme pleasure out of it! Thank you monkeys!!
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You really need to keep this kind of stuff to yourself....
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10-25-2006, 12:09 AM
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#371
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
what a beautiful story sike-monkey, but mine is better. I was born on a hot July night while Dad was shooting up and mom drove herself to the vet clinic where I was born...
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ok, ok....you win! Yours is the saddest
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10-25-2006, 12:26 AM
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Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I may have been born with no genitalia, but that doesn't mean that I don't feel love like you do.
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Don't worry, Sike. Doctors say you can still live a natural and healthy lifestyle. Well, except for the lack of genitalia.
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10-25-2006, 12:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chumdawg
if sike had balls I'd love him strong all night long...what am I saying?...he doesn't need balls for what I want to do to him!
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let me just be clear on two points, chummy, I have great balls and I don't want you anywhere near my back door!
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10-25-2006, 01:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
let me just be clear on two points, chummy, I have great balls and I want you at my back door!
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Sorry, Sike, not enough to entice me!
P.S. Meet me around back in ten minutes.
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10-25-2006, 01:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chumdawg
Sorry, Sike, not enough to entice me!
P.S. Meet me around back in ten minutes.
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genius!
I actually laughed at my pc....all alone....oh so alone.....so terribly alone.....
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10-25-2006, 01:42 AM
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Shake it off and go visit that Brazilian.
P.S. Maybe another night.
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10-25-2006, 09:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
genius!
I actually ejaculated on my pc....all alone....oh so alone.....so terribly alone.....
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that's weird, I thought it said "laugh" the first time I read it.....
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10-25-2006, 10:20 AM
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#378
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
me love sike long time
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poor grammar and an odd thought
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10-26-2006, 08:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
poor grammar and an odd thought...
Because my parents were always too stoned to talk to me, I actually learned proper grammar from a drunk bum that my parents would let sleep in our big plastic garbage can out front.
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we're here for you sike.
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10-26-2006, 09:09 AM
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but he WAS an Oxford Don with three PhD's in english!!!!
I don't care what you say...I will not listen to people badmouthing boxcar sammy!
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10-26-2006, 09:13 AM
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Boxcar sammy stunk to high Holy Hell! I hated him!!!!! And despite what I said in the Lost thread, I secretly didn't like last nights episode.... shhhhhhhh!!!!! don't tell U2, me and thiggy are in on it together pooling the wool over U2's eyes.
Genius!
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Yes.... I can read this thread too sike....
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10-26-2006, 09:16 AM
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U2's powers of perception have exceeded my assumed levels
drats!!!
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10-26-2006, 09:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
U2's powers of "penetration" have exceeded my assumed levels
drats!!!
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coincidence that the word ass is in there somewhere too?
Last edited by Flacolaco; 10-26-2006 at 09:25 AM.
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10-26-2006, 09:21 AM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
ouchy is what I called my cell mate
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too much info...
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10-26-2006, 11:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
maybe if bledsoe puts pine tar on his hand like kenny rodgers did....
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well that's just stupid....
Last edited by Flacolaco; 10-26-2006 at 11:24 AM.
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10-26-2006, 01:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
some people think with effort and time that I could be as awesome as sike...well that's just stupid....I could never reach such a level.
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well...I can't deny that
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10-26-2006, 02:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I also got the idea from Kenny Rodgers that I could "curve my balls" better with pine tar. So I slapped some of that on down there too....and I've gotta be honest, I still don't really know what he meant....
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10-27-2006, 05:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Seriously guys, do I look like the type of guy who hangs around jr. high schools?
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nah...I'da pegged you as a high school stalker...
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10-28-2006, 12:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
nah...I'da "pegged" u2 as a high schooler, middle schooler, whatever.....it's all tenderized meat
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that's out of line sir
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10-28-2006, 02:51 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I am single handedly keeping this thread alive. I deserve a reward for this for my partner sike-monkey!
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It's only because you have so much to tell....
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"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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10-28-2006, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
I'm "single handedly" keeping my sex life alive....
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wow, that's a bad pun
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10-29-2006, 01:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I have a joke to tell you guys. One night sike and I pleased ourselves together all night long. It was wild. The End.
wow, that's a bad pun
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Yeah, you're right, it is.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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10-29-2006, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
Apparently I don't know what a "pun" means. My first language is French, and I love hairy armpits and cheese
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we know
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10-30-2006, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
This one time, at band camp, I got stuck inside a moose knuckle.
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WOW!!! How did you get out???
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10-30-2006, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Male23Dan
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Yeah I just noticed that picture in your signature....
I guess you really DO like that.
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10-30-2006, 07:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I will eat a moose knuckle in a house. I will eat a moose knuckle with a mouse. I will eat a moose knuckle with a fox. I will eat a moose knuckle in a box. I will eat a moose knuckle here and there. I will eat a moose knuckle anywhere!
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Dude, we get it. You like to eat moose knuckles.
That is pretty friggin nasty dude!!! I mean seriously... Her pants are like 7 inches tucked!
Where do you bite?
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10-30-2006, 10:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Male23Dan
That fine girl in my sig.... the one in the pink sweats..... She is my girlfriend. I got her a merkin. I didn't know they made them that size.
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You got her a merkin..... wow.... that's, ummmm.... sweet?
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10-30-2006, 10:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Male23Dan
yeah dude, they totally make them that big.... Plus, her Merkin doubles as a beach towel!
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I would imagine so....
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10-31-2006, 01:48 AM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I've down right missed sike the past few days while he's been gone...I mean I'm sure you all did too, right? I would imagine so....but did you all send him suggestive pictues of youself doing "fun" things to stuffed animals?...you see....I really missed him
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I appreciate the thought, flaco, but the one where you cut a hole in the teddy bear's face was a too....uh....loving...
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10-31-2006, 09:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
The trip back to my home world only takes moments at light speed in my space ship, but I took a detour to my favorite planet "Pedophelius IX." A planet full of small boys perpetually bending over to pick up some candy.
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and so then you...uhh....lovingly um....?
(i actually did notice a lack of sike)
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