04-05-2006, 02:38 AM
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Inactive.
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 42,907
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wishes he was one of those Shar Peis. I wont tell you which one
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04-05-2006, 02:39 AM
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#4122
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Guru
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Cowboys Country
Posts: 23,336
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Sucks the cork.
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04-05-2006, 02:42 AM
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#4123
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Inactive.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 42,907
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thinks that good wine should have a twist-top, or should be in a silver bag
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04-05-2006, 02:50 AM
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#4124
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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Knows that the best wine comes not merely in a silver bag- but in a silver bag cocooned within a sheltering cardboard box...
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04-05-2006, 02:58 AM
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#4125
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Inactive.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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knows that the best alcohol comes only in 1.182941188 liter bottles
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04-05-2006, 03:14 AM
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#4126
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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Has terrible metric conversion skills, as well as very, very bad taste in economical, robust, and often deceptively tasty booze...
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04-05-2006, 03:21 AM
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#4127
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Inactive.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 42,907
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Thought Michaelangelo was vastly overrated..until he saw my signature
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04-05-2006, 03:46 AM
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#4128
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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Once really enjoyed a spicy, traditional Shar-Peis sandwich while travelling with her folks in South Korea...
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04-05-2006, 03:54 AM
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#4129
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Inactive.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 42,907
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thinks he's a vampire-- no really.
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04-05-2006, 09:59 AM
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#4130
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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thinks she's a warewolf in a centuries long battle with all vampires....no.....not really
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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04-05-2006, 10:53 PM
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#4131
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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eats his fingernails with mustard
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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04-05-2006, 11:02 PM
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#4132
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,654
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Eats ladyfingers.......... real ladies' fingers.
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04-05-2006, 11:05 PM
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#4133
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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Is entirely bald but still suffers from excessive dandruff...
...from his uni-brow.
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04-05-2006, 11:20 PM
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#4134
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,654
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Combs his long unibrow back, to make it look like he's not bald. He in fact has a mullet.
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04-05-2006, 11:23 PM
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#4135
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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Bernie
'nuff said.
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04-06-2006, 12:06 AM
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#4136
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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longs for Berni's flowing mane...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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04-06-2006, 12:23 AM
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#4137
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Platinum Member
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Location: New York City
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Secretly sneaks downstairs and signs onto d-m.com after midnight so his bf won't get mad.
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04-06-2006, 12:35 AM
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#4138
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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sir I don't own a big fish.
hides from his mama...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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04-06-2006, 01:11 AM
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#4139
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Platinum Member
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Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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Is Lindsay Lohan's new BFF.
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04-06-2006, 01:34 AM
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#4140
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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Enjoys the smell of burning hair...
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04-06-2006, 01:40 AM
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#4141
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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if he was a color, he would be pinkish-olive-greenish
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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04-06-2006, 01:51 AM
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#4142
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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If he was a color scheme, he would be a bright tangerine orange, accented with black, teal, and mauve...
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04-06-2006, 02:11 AM
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#4143
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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If he was a color, he would be black...or white...or black...or...
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04-06-2006, 02:22 AM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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oh...I think its been just ivory white for some time now
orange days got his name from his desire to suck oranges...and then rub them on his most private of places..........
his penis.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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04-06-2006, 02:25 AM
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#4145
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Inactive.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 42,907
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refused to stand up even though he was the real Slim Shady
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04-06-2006, 02:52 AM
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#4146
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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stood up......what a poser.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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04-06-2006, 03:02 AM
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#4147
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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sat down.....what a '#2'er
A throne for the everyman
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04-06-2006, 03:03 AM
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#4148
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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rooted for the sox tonight....simply because he wears them.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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04-06-2006, 03:13 AM
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#4149
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Inactive.
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 42,907
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wears zapatos
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04-06-2006, 03:14 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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rooted for the spurs tonight....simply because he is a big Tony Parker fan.
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04-06-2006, 03:14 AM
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#4151
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Inactive.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 42,907
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writes Desperate Housewife fan-fiction
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04-06-2006, 03:16 AM
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#4152
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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Used to write David Hasselhoff fanmail in her younger days...
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04-06-2006, 03:20 AM
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#4153
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Inactive.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 42,907
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used to write to KITT car
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04-06-2006, 03:32 AM
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#4154
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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Also used to like Mario Lopez because she thought he looked like a young, Hispanic David Hasselhoff...
Also...
Karr was always better than wimpy Kitt...
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04-06-2006, 04:00 AM
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#4155
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Inactive.
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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thinks Aileen Wuornos was pretty
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04-06-2006, 04:51 AM
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#4156
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,788
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Took a course on feminism at school that featured a book describing Aileen Wuornos as a pioneer of, and archetype for, the advanced development of '2nd generation' Womyn's rights...
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04-06-2006, 04:58 AM
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#4157
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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the above two posters are 'sleep-posting' tonight...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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04-06-2006, 08:59 AM
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#4158
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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thinks sex is a dirty, dirty thing. especially if a lady is involved.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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04-06-2006, 12:22 PM
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#4159
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Inactive.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 42,907
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is drrty
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04-06-2006, 12:31 PM
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#4160
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
Posts: 2,938
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So drrty that seeing a picture of her will give you genital warts.
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