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 "He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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05-29-2006, 01:44 PM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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knows I'm proud of my love of the chubs!
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 ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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05-29-2006, 02:31 PM
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wants to follow in the footsteps of his role models, the chubs.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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05-29-2006, 03:16 PM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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wants me to follow in his footsteps....
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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05-29-2006, 06:13 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 9,189
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owns a personalized 10XL Spurs jersey.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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05-29-2006, 08:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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owns bones of cloned clowns... his names is Jones, Stones Jones..
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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05-29-2006, 09:38 PM
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
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Doesn't realize that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw Stones...Jones.
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05-29-2006, 11:31 PM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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names stones?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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05-29-2006, 11:37 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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throws heavy stones straight in the air
wears no helmet is not that smart, really...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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05-29-2006, 11:49 PM
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Platinum Member
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Location: New York City
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Often found enviously talking about other men's stones.
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05-29-2006, 11:50 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: the land of nod
Posts: 1,533
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Does a victory dance every time he makes a poopy.
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05-29-2006, 11:51 PM
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Location: New York City
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Integrates poopy into his love-making sessions.
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05-30-2006, 12:43 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 9,189
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Still hasn't learned where to to make his poopies.....
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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05-30-2006, 01:56 AM
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Platinum Member
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Location: New York City
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Offered OD his mouth as a place to make poopies.
OD declined. |
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05-30-2006, 02:05 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 9,189
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thought it was nashtymavsfan that offered, but it was really his boyfriend Manu Ginobli....
dreams of Manu flopping on him, wakes up to realize it was his Grandma all along....
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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05-30-2006, 02:06 AM
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
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Overcompensates for his own homoerotic tendencies by making unfunny gay jokes.
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05-30-2006, 02:10 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
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doesn't find gay jokes funny because he respects their ways so much he decided to join along with them....
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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05-30-2006, 02:37 AM
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: New York City
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Doesn't realize that his conversations with OD are the closest he'll ever be to heterosexuality.
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05-30-2006, 05:33 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,586
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Doesn't realize anything.... ever...
lives in virtual reality, really...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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05-30-2006, 09:25 AM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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is NOT a drug addict.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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05-30-2006, 07:12 PM
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Platinum Member
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Location: New York City
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Is in the import/export business.
Imports heroin into his blood stream. Exports tears, vomit, urine, and other bodily excretions. |
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05-30-2006, 07:59 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 6,653
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Sweat shop owner........ not because of the labor, but because he likes to see boys sweating......
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Let's go Mavs! |
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05-31-2006, 01:35 AM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 9,189
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Is a bandwagon fan....
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of." "For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man "We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people." |
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05-31-2006, 10:23 AM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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is closet suns homer.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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05-31-2006, 11:26 AM
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
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hates me
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05-31-2006, 11:45 AM
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Location: Miami, FL
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Speaks the truth......... except when he declares himself straight.
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05-31-2006, 11:55 AM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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speaks the truth....except when he tells the officer he only hangs around the school because its near his bus stop.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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05-31-2006, 12:38 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
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is asexual.
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Let's go Mavs! |
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05-31-2006, 12:48 PM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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thinks asexual means sexual beast!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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05-31-2006, 01:20 PM
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
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thinks "Keep it real" means "don't get implants".
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05-31-2006, 02:11 PM
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Will one day score the backlog of over/unders.
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05-31-2006, 02:26 PM
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
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Will one day score (although I wouldn't hold your breath).....
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05-31-2006, 02:54 PM
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The Preacha
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Location: The Rock
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thinks scoring with a chick is making a layup over a female defender.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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05-31-2006, 02:55 PM
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
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prefers to score with dudes....
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05-31-2006, 04:37 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Miami, FL
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Inspired the creation of character Robert Paulson (aka Bob) in the movie Fight Club due to his bitch tits.
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05-31-2006, 10:10 PM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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never uses foul language.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?" |
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05-31-2006, 10:12 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
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enjoys being kicked in his private regions by Brazilian capoeira dancers
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05-31-2006, 10:21 PM
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
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Is a collector of petrified "nether regions" of early 18th Century Philosophers.
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05-31-2006, 10:32 PM
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
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signed up for a philosophy class once...
why? Was curious what "Sophie would feel like"...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts. “He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.” |
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05-31-2006, 11:02 PM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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longs to be held by a pragmatist
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