"Death Match"

[sike]

is that an ancient proverb your dad used to tell you to make you feel better about your hump, flaco?

[nikeball]

Smoking causes cancer. Cancer causes death. Camel FTW

[DirkFTW]

Bazooka >> cigarettes. Gimme the tasty gum.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

is that an ancient proverb your dad used to tell you to make you feel better about your hump, flaco?

You really don't know what that's from?

You think you know a person, and then...

[GermanDunk]

I go with Joe Camel, because Formula 1 can´t happen without him.

[Usually Lurkin]

Bazooka. Joe Camel's pretty much been taken down with the reputation of tobacco. Bazooka Joe, on the other hand, is still dealing out a sugary death one diabetic 5 year old at a time. Pinata by Pinata.

[Underdog]

vs.



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[u2sarajevo]

That's really impossible to decide from..... to be honest. Well... to be really honest I haven't seen the Matrix (which your image isn't showing up either) or the latest Indiana Jones but I have heard the reviews.

I guess I'll go with ummmm.......... I really don't think young Anakin is gonna do any killing so I will go with......... hmmmmm...... Indiana Jones?

edit: I change my mind to Star Wars... because Jar-Jar Binks kills by just speaking. Well not him speaking really, but the result of him speaking I am sure has caused people to end their lives.

[Usually Lurkin]

Episode 1 killed one of the greatest movie franchises ever. So if suicide counts in a death match, Sar Wars Episode 1 (FTW and FTL!!!)

[Flacolaco]

I might be alone....but I really don't see how Reloaded was a bad movie.

And that's not a vote, btw.

[jthig32]

C'mon, Reloaded doesn't belong in this conversation. Certainly it was a major step down from the original, in that it was basically an empty action movie, but it wasn't bad.

Episode one.

[Usually Lurkin]

Reloaded was bad, bad, bad! For too many reasons to count, but it still isn't in the same league as Episode 1, either in terms of expectation or crapiness, let alone disappointment.

Reloded did manage to avoid the "Child Sidekick" crap that killed Indy at the Temple of Doom, and destroyed Star Wars when they turned the Child Sidekick into the main character. GRRRRR!!!!!

[DirkFTW]

Only one scene stands seared into my mind as an utter abomination of the film industry: The race scene near the end of Episode 1. Prolonged exposure would kill even nonliving things by breathing life into them and then beating them to death. Repeatedly. The suck is strong with this one.

Star Wars +1.

[u2sarajevo]

I think Star Wars wins(loses)

[nikeball]

I actually enjoyed Matrix Reloaded. It was a great bridge from the First Matrix. It was freaking confusing watching it the first time.

Many "WAT" moments.

[sike]

Originally Posted by jthig32

C'mon, Reloaded doesn't belong in this conversation. Certainly it was a major step down from the original, in that it was basically an empty action movie, but it wasn't bad.

The Action was great. But I completely agree with you.

[DirkFTW]

Watch the sass Captain Sassy Pants...

[sike]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DirkFTW again.

[Underdog]

Star Wars Nerds

vs.

Star Trek Nerds

[jthig32]

Hmmm. I'm going with Trekkies, because fake Klingon weapons are bound to be more dangerous than fake lightsabers.

[DirkFTW]

I picture the Jedi-wannabes trying the death choke while the Trekkies try the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

>>>>

2-0 Trekkies

[Evilmav2]

Trekkies take this one hands down, because they don't have to defend things like George Lucas' horrible prequels. Also, Jthig is completely right in pointing out that a trekkie wielding one of those giant Klingon blades would make short work of a dude with a fake lightsaber...

[jthig32]

That's a batliff. And yes, I knew that off the top of my head.

Commence mocking.

[DirkFTW]

It's actually spelled Bat'Le... I mean, you big dork you!

Originally Posted by jthig32

fake Klingon weapons are bound to be more dangerous than fake lightsabers.

Lethal Star Trek blade seized in knives amnesty



This horrifying five-foot weapon has been recovered by police during a knife amnesty. The three-handled sword with a blade at either end, designed to be swung like a paddle, shocked officers who took custody of it. They are using it to publicise a five-week amnesty during which they hope around 30,000 weapons will be handed in, mainly from youngsters.

A spokesman for police in Gloucester, where it was surrendered, said: "It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someone's head off. We are very glad it is off the streets and we want more weapons handed in." The blade is believed to be a stainless-steel copy of a Klingon weapon used in the science fiction series Star Trek. "It's an extremely dangerous weapon," said a martial arts expert last night.

Link

[u2sarajevo]

I think the one Trekkie fan in Jorts nullifies all of the Trekkie votes by default.

[DirkFTW]

He who votes late, loses.

[Usually Lurkin]

I imagine more slapping than cutting among those nerd groups.

The two boy bands v. these two groups of sci-fi nerds would be a good battle.

[DirkFTW]

^I don't know about that... Trekkies and Sith-wannabes can be pretty into it. I think play-acting as tough but failing >> play-acting as straight but failing.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

It's actually spelled Bat'Le... I mean, you big dork you!

Bat'leth....you nerd.

And yes, had I been in on this one, I would have voted for the trekkies all the way.

[Underdog]

Corleone Family

vs.

Montana Family

[DavidDaMonkey]

We might need to define "family" first.

[GermanDunk]

I used to root for the 49´érs, but i pick Duvall and Brando.

[sike]

"You're dead to me"

[nikeball]

Although I feel that the Montana family is more psycho and that anything goes...

Corleone Family is much bigger and has a bigger sphere of influence.

gimme the Godfather and the HO TRAIN.

[GermanDunk]

Originally Posted by sike

"You're dead to me"

Sorry for that. I was young and needed the money so badly.

[sike]

3-0 Corleone

How about...

Bill


vs.

Richard

[MaVs 41 BaLler]

cosby

[Underdog]

Richard Pryor would explode Bill Cosby's head with a stream of foul language...

[u2sarajevo]

Pryor. No contest.

[jthig32]

Cosby.

And no, I'm not voting based on deathmatch on this one. Sue me.

Cosby is leaps and bounds funnier.