The Cussing Thread

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by Drbio

I imagine that this unusual penis is quite the shock to newbs.

strange thing to brag about

[Astroholic]

Actually I just saw the thread was about cussing so I figured it'd contribute and throw in a cuss word.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Astroholic

Actually, I have herpes.

what an odd confession.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

what an oddly shaped nipple the dead hooker in my bathtub has....

she's still there, huh?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

she's still there, huh? After you had me disfigure her nipple I brought my dog over to eat her remains... I guess the disfigured nipple turned him off from being hungry. I bet he humped her instead.

I am shocked right now.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Anthony Johnson is sexy.

I am shocked right now

[Astroholic]

Originally Posted by sike

what an odd confession.

I didn't write that.

[nashtymavsfan13]

Originally Posted by Astroholic

I didn't write that.

That's sort of the point of the thread.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13

That's sort of the point of my shwing shwong.

don't point that thing at me

[sike]

Originally Posted by Astroholic

I didn't write that.

I say you did!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

why they gotta be swinging? hold 'em still so I can get a good taste

not really sure what you were talking about there

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Hey holmes....I heart Smush Parker

why dont you go live in L.A with the other fruits and nuts then?

[nashtymavsfan13]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I like to Smush U2 and sike, if you know what I mean

No, I don't know what you mean, and please don't explain.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13

My balls are as slippery as a football being handled by Tony Romo.

wow

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

wow.... i like them extra slippery.... come on over!

why do you like them slippery?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Im all slippery for you

nashty, I think he's talking to you

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Over/Under - Nowitzki's penis length in inches + assists = 9
Over/Under - # Times Terry's steals my heart = 5
Over/Under - Dampier's rebounds + Sexy gazes into the camera = 9
Over/Under - Mavs gang banging me afterwards = 3

HoH - # Times sike has to put it back in = 5

"Man I feel like a woman"

We all enjoy the O/U game....but this is ridiculous sir!

[Flacolaco]

oh btw....

Over
Over
Over
Over

Over

[Big Boy Laroux]

Just checking in on this thread. Gotta do it every once in a while. And the verdict is...

Yep, still gay.

[Drbio]

Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux

I just wanted to say one thing definitively and one thing only. And the statement is...

I love butt sex.

It's good to have a hobby.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco gay boy

Over/Under - Nowitzki's penis length in inches + assists = 9 Under - 8.75
Over/Under - # Times Terry's steals my heart = 5 Under - 3
Over/Under - Dampier's rebounds + Sexy gazes into the camera = 9 Over - 27
Over/Under - Mavs gang banging me afterwards = 3 Under - 0

HoH - # Times sike has to put it back in = 5 Under - 0

Given Under, Under, Over, Under, Under:

-1 - Flacolaco

You must be proud.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Over/Under - Nowitzki's penis length in inches + assists = 9 Under - 8.75

that must've been awkward. ruler or measuring tape?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

that must've been awkward trying to measure him while he was dishing out assists. when i measured him i tried to use a ruler but he started getting mad when i pulled his shorts down and stuck the ruler next to him.... i didn't get the measurement so i had to go to plan B, which was to wait until he was asleep and sneak in and get the measurement with a measuring tape. I have to admit I copped a little feel.

Ummmm..... I didn't measure him. I got those measurements from you...

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Ummmm..... I didn't measure him. I got those measurements from you...I snuck into your house while you were sleeping

I'm calling the cops

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I'm calling my stripper friend right now. He comes over with two of his stripper buddies and they all act like cops. They tie me up, and beat me. I really, really enjoy it when they beat me. Did I mention that when they do that we are all naked?

No. No you didn't. And I wish you hadn't.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

No. No you didn't ever love me Mom. And I wish you hadn't given me that advice to make love to swinging monkeys.

why they gotta be swinging?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I rubbed some "miracle cream" on my self to see if I could have super powers like Fry and Leela....then my wife told me it was just "miracle whip" and that I had mayo all over myself

I don't want to know what happened next

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I like to arouse sike with my finglonger.

I guess if you weren't given a "talented" package enough you have to find other ways to get the job done.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I have a "talented" package that takes 2 AA Batteries and just a little rinse off when you're all done.

Im not sure what you mean

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Im not sure what you mean, but I want you to do it to me

"do it?"

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

I sold my lower horn to Lur of Omicron Persei 8.

That would seem like a marriage ending event to me. What does your wife think about that decision?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Hey guys! I really like all the new Rockets fans that are posting here! I hope we can be best friends.

I guess it doesnt take long to get to Houston in your space ship

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I guess it doesnt take long to get to Houston in your space ship. Can you come pick me up and we can fly down to Houston tonight so we can watch Kobe and TMac play. After the game, Kobe told me to come up to his room at his Hotel. He just wants to talk.

Be careful dude.... bring some mace.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Be careful dude.... bring some ice for the bottom.

seems to me that U2 has "met" Kobe as well....

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I "met" Kobe once. T-mac was there too, and he wouldnt stop staring at me. at least I think he was staring at me, it was hard to tell where he was looking

wow

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

wow, I wish TMac would rape me

you mean on the basketball court, right?...you mean you would like to have the honor of playing TMac even if he raped/destroyed you on the court....boy I hope that is what you mean...

[OzMavs]

Originally Posted by sike

My love for T-Mac continues to grow. I have a growing affinity for T-Bags, I like to hang them from my ears an pretend I'm a T-Tree, or wave my hands around and pretend I'm a T-pot.

Me too. I don't feel so alone now.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by OzMavs

Me too. I don't feel so alone now. I also like to call up all of my Aussie friends and tell them to come over so we can throw another shrimp on the barbie...... but what they don't know is that I'm not even home.

In addition to that just being a mean joke to play on your friends, I would suggest you seek help to find out why you enjoy doing that. Do they come over each and every time?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I think that all Aussies sit around saying stuff like "throw another shrimp on the barbie" all day long while drinking their Fosters and watching Crocodile Dundee

I bet you do sir, I bet you do

[u2sarajevo]

so.... you are claiming that they don't?