The Cussing Thread

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

you know every mans wants me... you are claiming that they don't?

well...it is an odd claim...I for one don't want you.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

well...it is an odd claim...I for one don't want you anymore you lying cheating bastard.

Seems like maybe you should us PMs for that kind of stuff

[Dirkadirkastan]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Seems like maybe we should have used a condom, sike.

Wait, one of you is a woman??

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan

Wait, one of you is a woman?? I'd hit it!!!!!

Seeing as you had no idea either was a woman (which I didn't either), you are coming off as quite desperate.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Would you like to take a tour of all the room I have under my desk?

stop it

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

stop it....I can only resist for so long!

I'll wait.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

One time, I used Bob Doles limp arm and hand to pleasure myself

now you're just going for shock value

[mqywaaah]

Crazy

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by mqywaaah

I am Crazy in love with sike... and Flacolaco is making me jealous...

Why did you capitalize the C in crazy?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

Complaining about penis length... screaming about perceived inequalities... that's the talk of a loser.

that line in your signature is really creeping me out

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I sat on a public toilet today and must now tell everyone that I caught HIV.

I'm 100% certain you can't get HIV from a public toilet. Or were you just wanting us to know that you did sit on a public toilet? If so..... strange....

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I'm 100% certain you can't get HIV from a public toilet. I'm also 100% sure you can catch it from sike.

don't worry man, we're gonna get you some help

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

don't worry man, we're gonna get you some help...but just remind yourself...everyone dies...but not everyone truely

dies of AIDS?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

dies of AIDS? that's not true... my brother died from syphilis.

Wow... I didn't know you could die from that... don't they give you penicillin to clear that up?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Do you think Jerry will interview me, because I'm a minority? He's got to interview at least one alien right? Plus his neck fat is sexy.

you almost made it through that post without being gay. almost.

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

you almost made it through that post without being hot....almost.

wow...I wouldn't want to break my "hotness" streak.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

you almost made it through that post without being gay. almost. and had you done so I would have been soooooo disappointed.

Interesting use of non capital letters until you got to the word "I". You do remember that the first word of every sentence should be capitalized?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

You know Flaco, these little spelling and grammar lessons aren't the only kind of lessons I give

seriously dude. you have a family. you need to get help

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

seriously dude. you have a family. you need to get help and I want to "give it to ya"!

odd.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

Have you ever made love to a frozen chicken?

and you thought I was odd?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

I overheard some boys at school say they banged some hot "chicks." I thought they were the same thing..."chicks"..."chicken"...who knew?.....

stop

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I really prefer roosters...

You just HAD to go gay on this discussion....

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

stop...send pictures

you are gross.

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

if I upgrade to Windows Vista, will it screw up the way I have my porn organized on my machine? I lost half of my beastiality stuff when I got XP....

does this look like some sort of gay tech support?

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

do I look like some sort of gay tech support?

well...that is your job right?

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

not sure about that... maybe you should call the gay tech support line?

I'm pretty sure such a thing does not exist.....

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I'm pretty sure such a thing does not exist.....but boy I wish it did!

you have porn problems, sir!

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

you have porn problems, sir? i can fix that.... give me your address and i'll come over, you can get out your camera, and i'll give you all the porn you can handle.

No.... no thanks.

[sike]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

No.... no thanks...you are far too old for my tastes

woah!

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

Wow you guys are gay

yeah that about it sums it up

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

yeah that about it sums it up...except for "DO ME!"

yuck

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

Flaco... can I eat your boogers?

gross. why would you want to?

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

we're almost to the 1000th post in this thread. I'm going to make it the gayest ever!

I bet

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I bet I can out do you!

no argument here.

[u2sarajevo]

Originally Posted by sike

you want to do me? I'm in.

again... information that could be kept private

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by sike

no argument here....which is too bad, bc makeup sex is the best

again with the unwanted advances

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

again with the unwanted advances, U2!

tell me about it!

[u2sarajevo]

I give up..

[Flacolaco]

Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

I can't get it up..

that is the saddest animation I've ever seen

[sike]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

that is the saddest animation I've ever seen....do me

is that just your answer for everything?