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RE:long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina
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RE:long sentence game
Originally posted by: mavsman55[/i]
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys
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07-11-2004, 12:34 AM
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RE:long sentence game
spankings by his mangina? right...
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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07-11-2004, 12:36 AM
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil
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RE:long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the
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RE:long sentence game
Originally posted by: sike[/i]
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented
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RE:long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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07-11-2004, 01:11 AM
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey
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RE:long sentence game
Originally posted by: Evilmav2[/i]
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster
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Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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07-11-2004, 03:08 PM
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RE:long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog
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RE:long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie
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07-11-2004, 03:47 PM
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling
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RE:long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak.
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This is some funny stuff. That first part of the "sentence" doesn't make sense, but the rest is hillarious.
How do you eat "too darn hot"
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Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who
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RE:long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance,
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch
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RE:long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler)
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder.
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to wipe
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RE:long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to wipe his tiny little
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
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07-12-2004, 03:35 AM
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to wipe his tiny little poontang
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poontang?
ok, let's look it up in the dictionary ->
Poontang = edit, snatch, whisker biscuit, edit, cooter, bearded clam, fur buger, edit, sideways smile, Tina Risner, furry taco, edit, and edit
right...
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to wipe his tiny little poontang to
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to wipe his tiny little poontang to make clean his furry taco
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Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to wipe his tiny little poontang to make clean his furry taco that has been itchy ever since
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At the end of each practice, the Mavs conduct a competition and ring a bell whenever someone makes 20 of 25 3-point attempts.
“He’s always around 23 or 24,” West said. “The bell rings every day.”
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Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to wipe his tiny little poontang to make clean his furry taco that has been itchy ever since Shaq
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RE:long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to wipe his tiny little poontang to make clean his furry taco that has been itchy ever since Shaq infected it by
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Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to wipe his tiny little poontang to make clean his furry taco that has been itchy ever since Shaq infected it by dropping his pants and
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RE:long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to wipe his tiny little poontang to make clean his furry taco that has been itchy ever since Shaq infected it by dropping his pants and cowardly
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07-12-2004, 05:46 PM
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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RE: long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to wipe his tiny little poontang to make clean his furry taco that has been itchy ever since Shaq infected it by dropping his pants and cowardly released all his
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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07-12-2004, 06:01 PM
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Golden Member
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: the land of nod
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RE:long sentence game
Shaq eats too darn hot and he only drinks breast milk residue from Kobe's pet monkey because Kobe's breasts irritate Shaq's tender and hermaphroditic nether-regions; Kobe is yearning for spanking(s) from luther Vandross's sweet, innocent little whiny red blonde friend and his mangina that smells of elderberrys before he sucked Phil off the charts with his patented egomaniac turkey baster, a gift from his dog dookie smelling friend Mitch Kupchak, who is a bumbling idiot and if given the chance, would sniff his own crotch before pawning it off to the Heat for chump change (and Butler) and possibly a future 1st rounder, who Kupchak would undoubtedly use on whoever Kobe tells him to wipe his tiny little poontang to make clean his furry taco that has been itchy ever since Shaq infected it by dropping his pants and cowardly released all his miniature troglodytes
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