Gortat appears* bound for a team not named the Dallas Mavericks - Page 20 - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

badfish22 · 07-13-2009, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by grndmstr_c

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Underdog again.

I cant give any more rep to like 5 people. Listed them out earlier lmao

MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs · 07-13-2009, 01:52 AM

Michael Jackson's death is now being ruled a murd.....

We interrupt this telecast with breaking news. The Orlando Magic intend to match the offer for Marcin Gortat signed by the Dallas Mavericks. Press conference coming soon.

Underdog · 07-13-2009, 01:53 AM

I can't give anymore rep for another 24 hours...

DevinHarriswillstart · 07-13-2009, 01:54 AM

I have never laughed this hard at 2 in the morning.

Well I never laughed sober this hard at 2 in the morning.

EricaLubarsky · 07-13-2009, 01:55 AM

Moar Dick!!

Rick41 · 07-13-2009, 01:59 AM

All this fuzz for Gortizzle?

Dirkadirkastan · 07-13-2009, 01:57 AM

With all these goofy BS story spin-offs, I am proud to say that I was the first, erm... second person to post a goofy BS story tonight.

Windmill360 · 07-13-2009, 01:58 AM

Mavsfan4ever · 07-13-2009, 02:00 AM

If that jerk Otis matches it would be such irony if Gortat got hurt and no one wanted to trade for him. For the record I don't want to see any player get hurt.

pkdumas · 07-13-2009, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mavsfan4ever

If that jerk Otis matches it would be such irony if Gortat got hurt and no one wanted to trade for him. For the record I don't want to see any player get hurt.

Really? Because over the course of an NBA season there are usually at least 10 players who I would like to see have a gruesome, career-ending (though not life-threatening) injury.

Mavsfan4ever · 07-13-2009, 02:20 AM

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Really? Because over the course of an NBA season there are usually at least 10 players who I would like to see have a gruesome, career-ending (though not life-threatening) injury.

I just feel horrible when I think that way about another human being.

Dirkadirkastan · 07-13-2009, 02:22 AM

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I just feel horrible when I think that way about another human being.

Oh boo hoo, they can go buy a solid gold wheelchair.

dude1394 · 07-13-2009, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Windmill360

Greatness..I bow to your greatness!!

mavs777 · 07-13-2009, 01:59 AM

So no Polish sausages?

CadBane · 07-13-2009, 02:01 AM

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So no Polish sausages?

Rumors are, in order to ensure fans of Polish Sausage, the Mavs will now use the whole MLE for Macje Lampe.

Underdog · 07-13-2009, 02:02 AM

Don't look now, but the Channel 6 News report is true!

(seriously - DON'T look!)

Mavsfan4ever · 07-13-2009, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Underdog

Don't look now, but the Channel 6 News report is true!

(seriously - DON'T look!)

nowhereman · 07-13-2009, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Underdog

Don't look now, but the Channel 6 News report is true!

(seriously - DON'T look!)

LonghornDub · 07-13-2009, 02:08 AM

I'm not sure until this thread I had ever seen fans come over to an opposing team's message board to passive-aggressively talk trash about possibly maybe matching an offer on an MLE-caliber player.

Windmill360 · 07-13-2009, 02:09 AM

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I'm not sure until this thread I had ever seen fans come over to an opposing team's message board to passive-aggressively talk trash about possibly maybe matching an offer on an MLE-caliber player.

Well... the Magic haven't been relevant until just recently soo... they need SOMETHING to work with.

mavs777 · 07-13-2009, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by LonghornDub

I'm not sure until this thread I had ever seen fans come over to an opposing team's message board to passive-aggressively talk trash about possibly maybe matching an offer on an MLE-caliber player.

and of all teams the Magic, not Lakers, Spurs, Pistons, C's the motherer f ing Orlando I am da shit Magic

mary · 07-13-2009, 02:10 AM

I can't believe Magic fans have bothered registering over this.

That dumb thread amounts to TWO people claiming to have seen a magical channel 6 broadcast.

Underdog · 07-13-2009, 02:11 AM

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I can't believe Magic fans have bothered registering over this.

Are they all from the same IP address?

mary · 07-13-2009, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Underdog

Are they all from the same IP address?

Nope.

LonghornDub · 07-13-2009, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by mary

I can't believe Magic fans have bothered registering over this.

That dumb thread amounts to TWO people claiming to have seen a magical channel 6 broadcast.

Five bucks says the news report was sourced from that three-day-old story where Gortat said he thought the Magic were going to match.

Mavsfan4ever · 07-13-2009, 02:13 AM

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Five bucks says the news report was sourced from that three-day-old story where Gortat said he thought the Magic were going to match.

I sure hope your right.

CapitanObvious · 07-13-2009, 02:10 AM

grndmstr_c · 07-13-2009, 02:16 AM

See this is why the 7 gay waiting period sucks. It's like, there's this train of gays that Orlando has available to fall in love with the Hammer, and if you're a Dallas fan you just have to sit there and watch all these gays go by in Orlando, talking about what they're going to do with his polish sausage, and then like 4 gays into the train of gays they blow their load on him, and as a Dallas fan you're left standing there, stripped bare for three gays all standing there thinking, "hey, what about us?" This totally reams, man.

RoddyB#3 · 07-13-2009, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by grndmstr_c

See this is why the 7 gay waiting period sucks. It's like, there's this train of gays that Orlando has available to fall in love with the Hammer, and if you're a Dallas fan you just have to sit there and watch all these gays go by in Orlando, talking about what they're going to do with his polish sausage, and then like 4 gays into the train of gays they blow their load on him, and as a Dallas fan you're left standing there, stripped bare for three gays all standing there thinking, "hey, what about us?" This totally reams, man.

I don't think I could have said it any better

badfish22 · 07-13-2009, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by grndmstr_c

See this is why the 7 gay waiting period sucks. It's like, there's this train of gays that Orlando has available to fall in love with the Hammer, and if you're a Dallas fan you just have to sit there and watch all these gays go by in Orlando, talking about what they're going to do with his polish sausage, and then like 4 gays into the train of gays they blow their load on him, and as a Dallas fan you're left standing there, stripped bare for three gays all standing there thinking, "hey, what about us?" This totally reams, man.

And with that this thread is officially legendary.

MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs · 07-13-2009, 02:32 AM

I think it's going to be hilarious if the Magic actually don't match. Then that whole Magic forum made complete asses of themselves, and even signed up here to try to rub it in for nothing. They drooled all over that guy who supposedly predicted it right just like he (supposedly) did with the Bass signing. So if it doesn't happen, the dude was probably f-ing with them! (is he a Mavs fan?)

So if Gortat is a Mav, some of us should go to their forum and really f with them.

CapitanObvious · 07-13-2009, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs

I think it's going to be hilarious if the Magic actually don't match. Then that whole Magic forum made complete asses of themselves, and even signed up here to try to rub it in for nothing. They drooled all over that guy who supposedly predicted it right just like he (supposedly) did with the Bass signing. So if it doesn't happen, the dude was probably f-ing with them! (is he a Mavs fan?)

So if Gortat is a Mav, some of us should go to their forum.

i will definitely be there

mavs777 · 07-13-2009, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs

I think it's going to be hilarious if the Magic actually don't match. Then that whole Magic forum made complete asses of themselves, and even signed up here to try to rub it in for nothing. They drooled all over that guy who supposedly predicted it right just like he (supposedly) did with the Bass signing. So if it doesn't happen, the dude was probably f-ing with them! (is he a Mavs fan?)

So if Gortat is a Mav, some of us should go to their forum and really f with them.

No doubt, I'm in

OttoOC · 07-13-2009, 03:01 AM

Whether it happens or not Moldy Hobo is so full of crap you can smell it from here. He has no "sources" other than a little common sense and a coin flip, yet he's getting the God treatment over there for being 1 for 1.

My own sources tell me the AL will win the all-star game this year, T.O. will wear out his welcome in Buffalo, and a black dude will win the next dunk contest. King me.