02-08-2007, 05:09 PM
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#961
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Seriouslydude...learntousetheshitkey...
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at least I can use the space bar...plus I think you had a dirty word in their somewhere.
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02-08-2007, 05:25 PM
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#962
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Diamond Member
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Location: Waco, TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
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Dude, I don't know for sure. Some say that you are born with it. Some say it is a choice! Maybe you should consult a psychiatrist!
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02-08-2007, 09:20 PM
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#963
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Male23Dan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
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I don't care why you are... I'm just glad THAT you are. I have been looking for a new piece of salami (if you catch my drift). I've always had the urge to play hide the sausage with you.
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Oh no... not you Dan. I thought for sure you were straight.
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Last edited by u2sarajevo; 02-08-2007 at 09:20 PM.
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02-09-2007, 12:03 AM
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#964
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Golden Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Houston, TX
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edit: whoops
Last edited by TheBlueVan; 02-09-2007 at 12:04 AM.
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02-09-2007, 12:37 AM
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#965
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBlueVan
I'm coming out!!..whoops
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"whoops"?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-09-2007, 02:07 AM
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#966
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Golden Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Houston, TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
make room for the sikester!
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gross dude, gross
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02-09-2007, 02:53 AM
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#967
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 9,189
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBlueVan
gross dude, gross you have a wife? So you mean to tell me all this time that we were "fooling around together" you were "fooling around" with your wife at home? gross dude, gross. How could you do this to me sikey-poo?
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Um, by fooling around you guys been joking around, right?
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"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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02-09-2007, 03:02 AM
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#968
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Diamond Member
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Posts: 9,222
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
If I lived in Massachusetts, I'd be married by now.
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You're saying the chicks are hotter there, right?
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02-09-2007, 07:07 AM
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#969
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Golden Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Houston, TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan
You're saying the chickens are hotter there, right? OOOOO baby
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Beastiality....not a good idea dirka
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02-09-2007, 11:17 AM
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#970
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The Preacha
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Location: The Rock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBlueVan
Beastiality....makes my sports pants go crazy...
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woah!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-09-2007, 11:21 AM
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#971
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
woah there BlueVan! I sure hope you are wearing condoms. I don't want to catch any of those animal related sexual diseases.
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unreal.....
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02-09-2007, 11:23 AM
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#972
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
unreal.....I've been doing it for years and am as fit as a wild boar!
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"it"?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-09-2007, 11:37 PM
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#973
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Golden Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Houston, TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
"it"? thats all i am to you? "it"?!?! i have bumps on my penis thanks to you!
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thats just wrong guys
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02-10-2007, 08:41 AM
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#974
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 7,673
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Look at you guys! You've been able to recruit new members to the gayest thread in dallas-Mavs.com history.
What am I saying? If I had more time, I'd be posting in here every day.
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02-12-2007, 12:57 AM
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#975
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
What am I saying? If I had more time, I'd be rubbing one out to this thread every day.
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Im not really sure what you mean....
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02-12-2007, 06:08 PM
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#976
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The Preacha
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Location: The Rock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Im really sure what you mean....
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see what one missing word can do?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-12-2007, 06:10 PM
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#977
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
see what one missing penis can do?
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See what one replaced word can do?
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02-12-2007, 06:13 PM
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#978
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Look what my penis can do!
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Uh, no.
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02-12-2007, 06:19 PM
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan
Uh, no thanks. I'm too busy juggling between keeping Flaco's and sike's from going soft.
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juggling? soft? sick!
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02-12-2007, 06:20 PM
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#980
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
juggling? soft? awesome!
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you're right...replacing words is FUN!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-12-2007, 06:56 PM
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#981
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 9,222
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
hey look guys! i just found this awesome thread....... it's called re:cussing lol
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You just figured out the point of this thread right now?
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02-12-2007, 08:29 PM
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#982
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Golden Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 1,410
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan
You just figured out the point of a penis right now?
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most of us already knew
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02-12-2007, 11:02 PM
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#983
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBlueVan
most of us already knew about sikes E.D.
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well, we dont have to talk about it
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02-13-2007, 12:10 PM
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#984
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The Preacha
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Location: The Rock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
well, we dont have to talk about it...but I'd pay him to handle it
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"handle it"?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-13-2007, 01:13 PM
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#985
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
well tomorrow on Valentines it looks like its just me, the baby oil and a cantelope
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wait....didn't you name your cat cantelope?
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02-13-2007, 01:27 PM
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#986
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
dang, how lucky is that cantelope?
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I prefer strawberries SIR!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-13-2007, 03:00 PM
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#987
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I prefer to call them my "strawberries"
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call your what?
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02-13-2007, 04:17 PM
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#988
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I call my momma momma....
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You call your momma what? I'm offended
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ummmm.... that wasn't in the least bit offensive.
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02-14-2007, 01:34 PM
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#989
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
your mama!!! is a great cook!
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a little sexist or just an observation based on reality?
I don't cuss...but I love this thread!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-14-2007, 01:34 PM
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#990
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
your mama!!! is a great cook!
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sike is cool!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-14-2007, 02:43 PM
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#991
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
sike is a tool!
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yeah.
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02-14-2007, 04:04 PM
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#992
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
yeah, sike is a total babe!.
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suddenly I'm uncomfortable...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-15-2007, 11:08 AM
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#993
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
suddenly I'm uncomfortable...I knew I shouldn't have worn my formal evening thong to work today
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tmi
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02-15-2007, 01:13 PM
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#994
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I've got some free information for you, don't do it. It makes it burn when you pee.
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I can make your pee turn blue.
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02-15-2007, 01:22 PM
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#995
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Anyone here ever been convicted on charges of child pornography? Because I'm starting to get a little nervous about my desktop wallpaper....
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change it. change it now.
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02-15-2007, 02:26 PM
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#996
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
change it. change it now. i didn't and now i'm paying the price for it. every 2nd tuesday of each and every month i have to take snapshots of sike in his "birthday suit" to add the images to my "desktop rotation". oh how i wish i would have changed it.
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So.... what.... he threatened to turn you in? I don't get the correlation.
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02-15-2007, 04:07 PM
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#997
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
So.... what.... he threatened to turn you in? and here all along I felt you were the one for me.
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its odd how things turn out...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-15-2007, 04:21 PM
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#998
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I love you, u2
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shhhh Tim Hardaway might hear you!!
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yeah, he doesn't like you gays
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02-15-2007, 04:27 PM
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#999
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
yeah, he doesn't like us gays
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woah!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-16-2007, 10:03 AM
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#1000
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
woah Flacolaco baby!
Not so rough, you know I like it better when you make feel like a proper woman.
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She can bring home the bacon...
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