(NSFW) OFFICIAL: Deandre Jordan sucks

[Murphy3]

Originally Posted by LSMF

How am I whining? WTF?

Obviously you're not... some people are just on edge.

[Melonhead]

Kurt Helin

Changing moratorium has to be collectively bargained. Would require union to buy in. Union president is Chris Paul.

Holy shit I didnt know that whiny bitch was union president.

[Dnowit41]

Originally Posted by Melonhead

Anyone see the video of the crazy mavs fan sounding off? I dislike it and love it at the same time.

Very NSFW: "Deandre Jordan Rot in Hell"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MhD3YfnAsU

Pure gold

[Thespiralgoeson]

^^ I laughed really goddamn hard when he called Griffin an "ugly carrot-looking motherfucker."

[FreshJive]

Originally Posted by Thespiralgoeson

We'd win a few more games, sure, but again, I think we'd be in pretty much the same boat. 37 year old Dirk, 33 year old Tyson, Parsons, and bunch of scrubs is hardly enough to be competitive in the West- remember, we only got Matthews because Jordan had already indicated that he would sign here.

The two scenarios (2011 and now) just aren't comparable- especially when you consider that the Mavs only let Chandler walk AFTER Jordan had already indicated that he was signing here.



I know we're all in a bad mood, but chill out with that. I'm not "making up" anything. It was an expression.

This isn't true. Tyson agreed to terms with Phoenix well before the Mavs knew what Jordan was going to do. If I remember correctly, they hadn't even met with Jordan yet aside from the dinner.

[Thespiralgoeson]

Originally Posted by FreshJive

This isn't true. Tyson agreed to terms with Phoenix well before the Mavs knew what Jordan was going to do. If I remember correctly, they hadn't even met with Jordan yet aside from the dinner.

He hadn't verbally committed yet obviously, but my understanding of it was that they had already gotten strong signals from Jordan or his agent that he was interested in playing for Dallas.

Either way, it's totally beside the point. Chandler being here now would not make a damn bit of difference.

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by Thespiralgoeson

Either way, it's totally beside the point. Chandler being here now would not make a damn bit of difference.

Unless you're counting the $52m we'd be paying him until he's 36...

[Thespiralgoeson]

Originally Posted by Underdog

Unless you're counting the $52m we'd be paying him until he's 36...

Right. What a fool Cuban was not to pull that trigger.

[LSMF]

Originally Posted by Murphy3

Obviously you're not... some people are just on edge.

Yeah, this fanbase his been through a lot. Let's just try not to take it out on each other. Hopefully we get some kind of positive news soon though.

[Melonhead]

Broussard is such a fuckhead. He's still spitting that shit live on Espn2 that Cuban was texting people in DJ circle trying to get his address.

[howdoesmydirktaste]

Originally Posted by Melonhead

Broussard is such a fuckhead. He's still spitting that shit live on Espn2 that Cuban was texting people in DJ circle trying to get his address.

I attacked him on Twitter today. I told him that it must suck to be best-known for being a punchline on social media. He's literally best know for being a hack at his job.

[Melonhead]

Originally Posted by howdoesmydirktaste

I attacked him on Twitter today. I told him that it must suck to be best-known for being a punchline on social media. He's literally best know for being a hack at his job.

It's been a blur but pretty sure I let him have it at some point. No shame on my twitter handle

[EastTxMFFL]

Broussard can eat a dick. If it isn't Wojo or Stein I don't believe it.

[Twenty4sevenn]

Is @DickCarlisle from twitter on this forum. He went absolutely HAM last night, and I loved every second of it.

[howdoesmydirktaste]

The best part of Broussard and Cuban's scuffle is that Broussard was trying to defend his story, despite the fact that Stein and Woj were credibly reporting something completely different.

[MFFL]

Mark Cuban ‏@mcuban 1 hour ago
@Chris_Broussard how about this. You post any proof I was calling/texting his friends asking anything I give 100k to charity of yr choice.

[howdoesmydirktaste]

Originally Posted by MFFL

Mark Cuban ‏@mcuban 1 hour ago
@Chris_Broussard how about this. You post any proof I was calling/texting his friends asking anything I give 100k to charity of yr choice.

Little bitch Broussard

[conjurer]

I'm just looking forward to that lawsuit against Jordan and Clippers by Cuban. In Texas a verbal agreement is taken serious and not even Jordan's camp is denying that one existed between him an Cuban. This will be interesting...

[tap2390]

If you want to really be pissed off check out Doc Rivers' comments today.

[howdoesmydirktaste]

Originally Posted by tap2390

If you want to really be pissed off check out Doc Rivers' comments today.

I decided I don't want to be pissed off. I'm gonna pass.

[Dnowit41]

Originally Posted by tap2390

If you want to really be pissed off check out Doc Rivers' comments today.

What'd he say?

[FreshJive]

Originally Posted by Thespiralgoeson

He hadn't verbally committed yet obviously, but my understanding of it was that they had already gotten strong signals from Jordan or his agent that he was interested in playing for Dallas.

Either way, it's totally beside the point. Chandler being here now would not make a damn bit of difference.

Sure he was interested, but he hadn't even met with the Clippers yet. The Mavs chose to gamble on a shot at the big fish rather than sign Chandler. Much like the first time around.

[FreshJive]

Originally Posted by Dnowit41

What'd he say?

@latbbolch: Doc Rivers: "This summer I’ve been turned down more than a freshman kid at a college bar and I have yet to get a call from the actual player

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by Dnowit41

What'd he say?

Basically said Jordan didn't owe Cuban a call, agents typically do it (even though the agent was locked out too), blah blah blah -- don't listen to the words coming out of the snake oil salesman's mouth.

[Thespiralgoeson]

Originally Posted by FreshJive

Sure he was interested, but he hadn't even met with the Clippers yet. The Mavs chose to gamble on a shot at the big fish rather than sign Chandler. Much like the first time around.

So, just so we're clear, are you saying that's not what the Mavs should have done? That they should have just signed Chandler immediately and not have even tried to get Jordan?

[FreshJive]

Originally Posted by Thespiralgoeson

So, just so we're clear, are you saying that's not what the Mavs should have done? That they should have just signed Chandler immediately and not have even tried to get Jordan?

I was for either Jordan or Aldridge, so I'm OK with the gamble. Donnie said in a radio interview that they had inside information very early that Aldridge was going to the Spurs, so that wasn't an option.

I can see the other side of the argument though. If you wanted to go the safe route and make sure that Dirk had a nice two years, then you don't risk losing Chandler. Now that they have lost the gamble, and their safety net, it's time to pull the plug on next season.

I was completely against letting Chandler walk the first time around btw. That's when Cuban did Dirk a real disservice.

[DevinHarriswillstart]

Doc Rivers: "I've decided that I want to become a woman to steal Kaitlyn Jenner's thunder. My new name is Glenda Rivers. Jordan understood this about me and helped sway his decision."

-quote reported by Chris Broussard

[Melonhead]

Originally Posted by DevinHarriswillstart

Doc Rivers: "I've decided that I want to become a woman to steal Kaitlyn Jenner's thunder. My new name is Glenda Rivers. Jordan understood this about me and helped sway his decision."

-quote reported by Chris Broussard

Is this a fucking joke? I've never garnered this much hate for an entire organization.

[Dnowit41]

The Miami Heat, Clippers, Dwayne Wade, Lamar Odom, Derek Fisher, Rajon Rondo, DeAndre Jordan. Forever hated. Who else am I missing?

[Underdog]

@espn_macmahon: Full transcript of my interview with Chandler Parsons: http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/maver...ng-that-we-can

You felt you had a foundation in place with a dominant center you’d play with the rest of your career …

Parsons: “Let me cut you off there. Those were his words. Those were DeAndre Jordan’s words: ‘We’re going to retire together. Next place I go to, I’m going to retire in that city.’ So of course I thought that, because those were his words, not mine.”

[Bryan_Wilson]

Originally Posted by Underdog

@espn_macmahon: Full transcript of my interview with Chandler Parsons: http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/maver...ng-that-we-can

This... whole thing is quote-worthy.

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by Bryan_Wilson

This... whole thing is quote-worthy.

Yeah, Parsons is being very diplomatic, but you can tell DeAndre isn't getting a Christmas card this year...

[Thespiralgoeson]

Originally Posted by Underdog

@espn_macmahon: Full transcript of my interview with Chandler Parsons: http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/maver...ng-that-we-can

Goddamn, just brutal. Everything about this situation is just appalling. Not only that he reneged on his commitment, and not only refusing to even pick up the phone, but that he did it at the very last second, after the Mavs had already put all their eggs in his basket, and after the stunning degree that the Mavs wined and dined him and prostrated themselves to get him.

It's just fucking disgusting. And this is a huge embarrassment for the NBA, not just the Mavs. The "moratorium" period is a fucking joke.

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by Thespiralgoeson

The "moratorium" period is a f*cking joke.

Oh, I'm sure the moratorium will disappear -- just not in time to save our franchise.

[EricaLubarsky]

We just maxed Matthews

[MavzMan]

Originally Posted by Underdog

@espn_macmahon: Full transcript of my interview with Chandler Parsons: http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas/maver...ng-that-we-can

That is such an awesome interview. Just lay it out there like it is and everyone (at least Mavs fans) are feeling. I pretty much liked Chandler Parsons and felt like he could be a nice franchise player personally if not purely skill-wise, but now I'm really hoping he stays with us. I really like this dude.

[Thespiralgoeson]

Originally Posted by MavzMan

That is such an awesome interview. Just lay it out there like it is and everyone (at least Mavs fans) are feeling. I pretty much liked Chandler Parsons and felt like he could be a nice franchise player personally if not purely skill-wise, but now I'm really hoping he stays with us. I really like this dude.

Me too. I get a lot of the "Jason Terry" vibe from him.

[Melonhead]

Holy shit did Parsons nail that interview with Tim. Fucking A. Just what us fans needed. Time to ride or die with Parsons

[Underdog]

Originally Posted by Thespiralgoeson

Me too. I get a lot of the "Jason Terry" vibe from him.

So you're saying there's a good chance Jordan gets punched in the nuts if he ever scrambles for a loose ball on the floor against Parsons?

[Melonhead]

Let me cut you off right there: THOSE WERE HIS WORDS