02-16-2007, 12:07 PM
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#1001
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
She can bring home the bacon...but I'd prefer to give it to the bacon
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huh?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-16-2007, 12:22 PM
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#1002
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
huh? I thought you preferred my sausage?
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What's with all the breakfast talk?
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02-16-2007, 12:59 PM
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#1003
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
What's with all the breakfast talk?...hey flaco I'll scramble your eggs any day!
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are we talking about food here?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-16-2007, 01:54 PM
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#1004
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Since we are talking about food here.... U2, fill me up with some of your good lovin'
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good Beevis fun I could do this for days
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02-16-2007, 02:34 PM
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#1005
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
god Beevis was fun We would do it for days
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do what exactly?
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02-16-2007, 07:34 PM
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#1006
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBlueVan
do what exactly? hot sex? I'm in!!!!!
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wow!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-16-2007, 09:55 PM
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#1007
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
wow! Its so big and scary!!!
please be gentle...
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scary?
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02-16-2007, 10:22 PM
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#1008
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
dont be scared sike
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be afraid sike, dont listen to him!
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02-19-2007, 12:03 PM
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#1009
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBlueVan
be afraid sike, dont listen to him!...you can trust me....(whispering) now just let me give you a sensual massage
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NO!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-19-2007, 12:40 PM
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#1010
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
NO! John Amaechi cannot come out in the open! My reputation is at stake!
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Whoa sike... way too much info dude!
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02-19-2007, 01:31 PM
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#1011
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mqywaaah
Whoa sike...I love you and want to have your child...but that might be way too much info dude!
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I tend to agree...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-19-2007, 01:53 PM
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#1012
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I want to massage your tender body mqywaaah, wouldnt you agree that thats a good idea?
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Umm... hell naw! Dude you're sick!!!
Last edited by mqywaaah; 02-19-2007 at 01:53 PM.
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02-19-2007, 03:57 PM
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#1013
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mqywaaah
Umm... hell naw! Dude you're hot!!!
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too hot?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-19-2007, 09:58 PM
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#1014
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Think about a threesome with Bavetta and Barkley... Ooh! Too hot!
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Wow. You alright Sike?
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02-20-2007, 09:15 AM
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#1015
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mqywaaah
Wow. You alright Sike? I got kinda carried away in the moment, sorry. Next time we try it WITH lube.
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poor guy...
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02-21-2007, 12:48 AM
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#1016
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
poor guy...sike doesn't know what he is missing if he can't handle a horse!
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I have no idea what you mean.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-21-2007, 01:01 AM
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#1017
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I have no idea why you don't move up to an Elephant.... they pack more "punch" if you know what I mean.
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So you like to get hit by Elephants? Did I get that right? Please tell me I got that right.
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02-21-2007, 01:16 AM
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#1018
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
So you like to get hit by Elephants? Did I get that right? Please tell me I got that right....cause it got me all hot!
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I'm not sure I understand.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-21-2007, 02:34 PM
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#1019
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I'm not sure I understand, u2sarajevo. You want me to put it WHERE?!? I'm pretty sure that ain't even legal in Texas...
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Call your lawyer, sike!
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02-21-2007, 03:28 PM
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#1020
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Guru
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
dont worry U2, if sike wont put it there, I will.
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Ok guys this thread is getting a bit disgusting...
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02-21-2007, 04:22 PM
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#1021
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Five-ofan
Ok guys this thread is getting a bit too hot...
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then get out of the kitchen!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-21-2007, 04:26 PM
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#1022
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Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I like to take "it" from U2 in the kitchen
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Well if thats what you use the kitchen for then i definitely will stay out of the kitchen.
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02-21-2007, 05:17 PM
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#1023
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Five-ofan
Come into the kitchen, honeybun, I wanna scramble your eggs, put whip cream all over you and then just lick you all clean! Mmmm!
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yikes
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02-21-2007, 06:59 PM
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#1024
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan
yikes that sounds delicious.... can I join in?
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ummmmm..... to each their own.... you guys have fun.
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02-21-2007, 08:35 PM
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#1025
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
sure dirka, the more the merrier
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Dammit, U2, don't change my quote! You only wish I said that.
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02-23-2007, 02:15 PM
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#1026
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan
Dammit, U2, quit putting words in my mouth....
shove your sexy french tongue in there instead!
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French? Really?
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02-23-2007, 02:19 PM
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#1027
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
French? Really? That's disappointing because I always fantasize that it's Ugandan.
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Have you ever been to Uganda? If not, why the fascination?
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02-23-2007, 02:29 PM
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#1028
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Have you ever been to Uganda? Because I have the coziest little bungalo there... and the temperature is so devine I can GUARANTEE you won't wear a stich of clothing the entire trip
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Acually, uhm, Burundi is much more my speed.
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02-25-2007, 06:09 AM
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#1029
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Acually, uhm, Cocaine is much more my speed. Let me hit some of that and I'll let you know how it feels like to f*ck on cocaine.
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Dude, I aint wasting sh*t on none of that BS. Take it somewhere else.
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02-26-2007, 11:49 AM
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#1030
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Have you ever been to Uganda? I once made love to a baby elephant there. So tender...
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geez....
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02-26-2007, 12:03 PM
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#1031
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
geez....baby? i like wating until they get into their pre-teen years.
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I see marriage hasn't calmed your perversions....
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02-26-2007, 12:22 PM
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#1032
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I see marriage hasn't calmed your perversions....which is good. I was really worried about that. So we're still on for thursday?
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how many times do I have to tell you? NO
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02-26-2007, 12:37 PM
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#1033
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
how many times do I have to tell you? NO!...not unless you're bringing a friend
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can't yall take this to pm's?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-26-2007, 12:46 PM
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#1034
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
can't .... take this .... pms
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Hang in there, I'm sure relief (and menopause) are right around the corner
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02-26-2007, 12:52 PM
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#1035
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Menopausal women are so hot
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You must've had a complicated relationship with your grandmother......I think sike said he also had a complicated relationship with your grandmother
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02-26-2007, 02:20 PM
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#1036
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You must've had a complicated relationship with your grandmother......I think sike said he also had a complicated relationship with your grandmother..... I on the other hand have a very complicated relationship with your grandfather.
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Now that you are hitched you need to become monogamous. Stop it with the grandparents.... I beg you....
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02-26-2007, 02:30 PM
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#1037
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Stop it with the grandparents. Wait until they're dead. They do a lot less complaining that way
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you're continually finding new lines to cross you awful person.
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02-26-2007, 05:13 PM
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#1038
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
you're continually finding new lines to cross you awesome person. Although to be honest I do this quite often with my best friends dead granny and his triple dead grandfather.
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Your best friends grandparents? And they are dead? And how exactly does one become "triple" dead? If I were your wife, I would move to get annulled quickly.
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02-27-2007, 05:02 AM
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#1039
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Your best friends grandparents? Are they hot? And how exactly does this become a "threesome"? All this talk about hot grandparents is filling up my crapper with hot juices. Man! talk about wet!
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Eww, now this sh*t right here is making me sick! Wtf?! Enough with the granny talks for chrissake! I mean, they're dead, least we can do is show them a little respect!
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02-28-2007, 11:52 AM
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#1040
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mqywaaah
Eww, now this sh*t right here is making me sick! Wtf?! Enough with the granny talks for chrissake! I mean, they're dead, least we can do is show them a little love!
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uh...I think that IS what he was doing...
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