03-01-2007, 12:13 AM
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#1041
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I'm getting bored with you people. If you want to just do this thing, call 867-5309...
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I feel like I've heard that number somewhere before....
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03-05-2007, 11:26 AM
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#1042
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I feel like I've seen that whore somewhere before....
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do NOT talk about U2's mama that way!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-05-2007, 11:39 AM
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#1043
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
do NOT talk about U2's mama that way!!! I love her with all of my alien heart
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Hey u2, you might want to buy a gun for your mom.
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03-05-2007, 12:12 PM
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#1044
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Hey u2, you might want to buy some birth control for your mom.
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Having a brother who is also your son REALLY screws up estate planning.
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03-05-2007, 12:17 PM
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#1045
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Having a brother who is also your son REALLY screws up estate planning. That's why my mother and I are so careful about birth control
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03-05-2007, 12:37 PM
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#1046
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
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No, I will NOT kiss you for a dollar.
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03-05-2007, 01:03 PM
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#1047
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
No, I will NOT kiss you for a dollar. Sike's giving me 2!
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sounds like love. or some sort of prostitution. It's hard to tell with him.
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03-05-2007, 01:29 PM
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#1048
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
sounds like love. I'll stick with prostitution, thanks.
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Well, I'M not gonna be the one to break it to your new bride.
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03-05-2007, 02:24 PM
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#1049
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Well, I'M gonna be the one to get drunk and hit on your new bride.
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You know sluggo....you're starting to get a little offensive
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03-05-2007, 02:50 PM
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#1050
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You know sluggo....you were starting to get a little offensive. What took you so long? Isn't she hot enough for you? We spent $800 at Victoria's Secret and you took 2 months (and a bottle of bourbon) to make a move!!??
( I SWEAR I'll just watch quietly from the corner... I won't touch you... you won't even notice that I'm there...)
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Look, its YOUR WIFE that doesn't want you sitting in the corner bobbing like rain man. Take it up with her.
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03-05-2007, 02:52 PM
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#1051
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
You should've seen U2's head bobbing like rain man.
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03-05-2007, 03:53 PM
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#1052
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
this is my "totally jealous" face
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you really are funny looking.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-05-2007, 04:44 PM
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#1053
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Flacolaco, you really are funny looking with my, uhm, in your mouth!
but don't let that stop you...
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uh, I have somewhere else I'm supposed to be.
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03-05-2007, 04:46 PM
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#1054
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
this is my "totally jealous" face
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good one. show them your "I'm about to (censored)" face. I love it when you make that one.
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Okay, you censored it but if it's what it looks like then gross.
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03-05-2007, 04:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
uh, I have somewhere else I'm supposed to be. but I just cancelled after I found out this news! I love it when flaco gets in his "im in it till you finish" mood.
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You guys have fun?
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Last edited by u2sarajevo; 03-05-2007 at 04:48 PM.
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03-05-2007, 05:08 PM
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#1056
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
So do you guys want meet up?
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Let me just get some pants on, where do you want to go?
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Why don't you guys just come on over here, the hot tub's heating up and so am I
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you crazy gays and your hot tubbing....
Last edited by Flacolaco; 03-05-2007 at 05:19 PM.
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03-05-2007, 05:18 PM
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#1057
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
you crazy straight guys and your hot tubbing....us gay people prefer the dry sauna.... nothing like a dry heat when you are in heat.
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okay?
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03-05-2007, 05:58 PM
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#1058
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
okay?? look Flaco, just go away, we're trying to plan something here.
Anyways guys, we'll need a video camera, a watermelon, peanut butter, and the midgets and the donkey will be there at 7:30
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youre right, I'll go
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03-06-2007, 09:26 AM
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#1059
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
youre right, I'll go first. <zzzzziiiiip>
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uh, you can have my turn.
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03-06-2007, 10:56 AM
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#1060
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
uh, you can have my turn with the Hippo. I'm getting Kangaroo a nice present... I have to cut a hole in a box first though....
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I'm pretty certain that that SNL song with Timberlake was a joke.... I don't think you would actually want to use that as an actual gift.
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03-06-2007, 11:13 AM
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#1061
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm pretty certain that Justin Timberlake wants to make hot monkey love to me.... I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl !!
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Sorry, but that plaid skirt just DOESN'T look good on you.
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03-06-2007, 11:44 AM
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#1062
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
It's a little known fact that the current number of maverick victories in a row just also happens to be the same number of inches worth of sausage I can slide down my throat.
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you're disgusting.
btw, what happens then if they win tonight?
Last edited by Flacolaco; 03-06-2007 at 11:44 AM.
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03-06-2007, 12:43 PM
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#1063
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
My %*&#$ hurts.
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I think bringing that complaint to an MD would be more appropriate
Last edited by mcsluggo; 03-06-2007 at 01:56 PM.
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03-06-2007, 01:38 PM
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#1064
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The Preacha
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sigh.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-06-2007, 01:59 PM
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#1065
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ok ok ok.
<I changed it>
are you trying to tell me there IS a line in this thread?
Who'd've thunk it?
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03-06-2007, 02:05 PM
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#1066
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
ok ok ok. are you trying to tell me there IS a line of coke I can't do in one take? Who'd've thunk it?
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I don't know your drug capacity...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-06-2007, 02:28 PM
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#1067
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I don't know your drug capacity...me personally, I can fit 37 of those little balloons in my pooper. We were talking about being drug mules, right?
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last time you talked about mules it was really gross
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03-06-2007, 02:33 PM
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#1068
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
That mule just ruptured my %$#*@#^% !!!
<now I can die with a smile on my face >
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don't die, dude
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03-06-2007, 04:28 PM
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#1069
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
don't die, dude....I can't resist a good cadaver
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really creeping me out now.
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03-06-2007, 04:55 PM
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#1070
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
so... anyone think I have a chance with Hurley?
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First off his name is Jorge Garcia... second off I don't think he subscribes to that magazine. But good luck?
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03-06-2007, 05:04 PM
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#1071
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Look at me, I'm an admin! I get to do admin things and talk to my admin buddies and play with admin penis!! oooooh look at me!!
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um... we all just think of you as a regular guy actually, but....well not now
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03-06-2007, 05:09 PM
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#1072
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I will now insult you by calling you an admin!
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That's not very nice.
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03-06-2007, 05:19 PM
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#1073
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I think we should all hug
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yeah, you would!
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03-07-2007, 01:52 PM
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#1074
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
do the rest of you have a problem with your nose bleeding when you are trying to get the boogers out? I can't stand the taste of bloody boogers.
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Didn't your mother tell you not to eat those things? Use a napkin. (oh no, the "napkin" word is leaving me open to alot of ridicule I can imagine.... should it stay????? why not....)
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03-07-2007, 01:59 PM
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#1075
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
(oh no, its obvious that everything about me is begging for alot of ridicule.... should I stay????? why not....)
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after all, Sike does.
Last edited by mcsluggo; 03-07-2007 at 02:00 PM.
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03-07-2007, 02:34 PM
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#1076
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I use feminine napkins
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somthing like that?
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03-07-2007, 06:31 PM
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#1077
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'd do Ron Burgundy?
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I'm gonna fire the teletypist!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-07-2007, 08:33 PM
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#1078
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I'm gonna fire my massage therapist!!
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dude I told you, she's a masseuse, not a whore...
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03-08-2007, 09:30 AM
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#1079
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
sike, give me a massage, you whore...
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honey gathers more flies than vinegar
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03-08-2007, 09:41 AM
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#1080
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
sluggo!!! Dont you call my sike-bear a whore! ILL KILL YOU!!!!!
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what's that sound in your heart, u2?
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