08-11-2003, 06:10 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
HA! See, told you it wasn't the worst movie ever made [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
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08-11-2003, 06:14 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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HA! See, told you it wasn't the worst movie ever made [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
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Ok, ok, you convinced me! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
But no way you'll change my mind on "Mr. Accident". Have you ever seen it? I could be wrong, but I believe it was an Aussie film?
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08-11-2003, 06:30 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
No, I've never heard of it, but I pretty much hate every Australian movie I've ever
seen, so I'm sure it's horrible.
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08-11-2003, 06:32 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Oh it is. I don't know which is more deplorable, the acting or plot, lol.
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08-11-2003, 11:28 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Mullholland Falls(spelling?)
That had to be the worst movie I've ever seen. I don't know why it was so critically acclaimed.
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08-11-2003, 11:29 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
You mean Mullholland Drive?
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08-11-2003, 11:30 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Thank you, thats exactly what I meant. Anyway it just confused me and made me feel empty at the end.
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08-11-2003, 11:32 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
there's got to be worse movies than that...i haven't seen it, but it can't be that bad. but i guess it is worse when people say a movie is good when it's really crap than when you know a movie is supposed to be crap. if that made any sense at all...
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08-11-2003, 11:35 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Mandy go rent the movie.
Then come back and tell me what you think. I want you(and everyone who hasn't seen it) to see it and give me your honest opinion. Because I have talked to many people who have and they all hated it. If I missed something I would love for someone to point out what the whole point of the movie was.
Edit: That might have sounded like I had an attitude, but I really didn't, I'm being sincere with that question.
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08-12-2003, 02:16 AM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
i think it's been talked about on here before but...does a movie have to make sense???
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08-12-2003, 07:53 AM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
a movie can not be bad if it contains gratuitous lesbian sex.
that being said, talk about awkward when i watched mulholland drive with my girlfriend, my mom and my sister.
mullholland drive kept my attention (and not just in that scene), but it was WEIRD. The director still hasn't said what the movie means. he keeps saying "it's up to your interpretation."
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08-12-2003, 09:35 AM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Well, ALL David Lynch Movies (maybe except Straight Story) ARE up to your interpretation.
Sad to see movies like Eyes Wide Shut, Memento and Mulholland Drive or even Dark City getting nominees. Especially when "Vanilla Sky" and "Dark City" are getting rated "good" and "horrible" by the same guy [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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08-12-2003, 09:40 AM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
the only bad thing about dark city was sutherland's voice/accent. got annoying pretty quick. otherwise, good movie.
never saw vanilla sky, but heard it was bad.
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08-12-2003, 09:57 AM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
I like to watch Mullholland Drive with my pants off. Great movie.
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08-13-2003, 09:36 AM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
LOL. Madape, I don't agree with your basketball opinions or your love affair with Shawn Bradley but you are one cool dude. We should definitely hang out sometime.
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08-13-2003, 09:42 AM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
hang out with your wang out...
watching mullholland drive.
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08-13-2003, 11:43 AM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Mulholland Drive as one of the worst movies of all time? Oh hell no! It's one of the best-- in fact, it's in my all-time top 5.
And as far as Lynch movies go, it's just about his most-- for lack of a better word-- linear. There are definitely some characters/sub-plots/allusions that are left wide-open to your imagination, but it definitely makes sense. Lynchian sense, of course, but sense nevertheless...
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08-13-2003, 11:45 AM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
One day, one of you is going to have to explain the male fascination with faux lesbianism on screen...
I'm sure it's a topic for PMs, but I just don't get it. I would welcome any kind of explanation to put me out of my totally confounded misery.
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08-13-2003, 12:14 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
What was the movie with Sandra Bullock where she was a cop who posed as a beauty queen and entered like the miss american contest or something?...The premise was so ridiculous. I hate ANY MOVIE that has a ridiculous premise (unless it is intended to be funny) and is unbelievable from the get go. When movie makers assume audiences are complete idiots, it drives me crazy.
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08-13-2003, 12:21 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Miss Congeniality. That was bad, no doubt, but Two Weeks Notice is worse. Trust me, don't throw two hours of your life away on that fine piece of crap.
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08-13-2003, 01:04 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Love Mullholland Drive, except my mom came in the room 2 minutes before the lesbian scene, what a buzz kill that was. I kept thinking, wow, what a missed spanking oppurtunity.
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08-13-2003, 01:04 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
sturm, if it makes sense (even lynchian sense), please explain it to us.
SPOILERS
i see it as a "life flashing before your eyes" idea before the girl shoots herself. although it is a distorted reality of what she wanted her life to be.
SPOILERS OVER
and why do you need an explanation of why guys like hot lesbian scenes? we just do. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
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08-13-2003, 01:33 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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Miss Congeniality. That was bad, no doubt, but Two Weeks Notice is worse. Trust me, don't throw two hours of your life away on that fine piece of crap.
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That's it, Miss Congeniality! Wow does that suck! It seems like Sandra Bullock has a hard time picking good scripts (see 2 Weeks Notice, Speed 2, etc.) She needs a new agent. Where do I apply?
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08-13-2003, 01:45 PM
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BBL, that's pretty much what I read into the movie, as well. Except I see it more in a melancholy, Walter Mitty-esque "what my life could have been" vein. I love how you get sucked into that first plot-- with its beautiful film noir storyline and cinematography-- and then it's quickly and brutally juxtaposed with her life's ugly reality. And I thought it especially brilliant how all the characters, objects, etc. from her real life are mixed up, in the wrong places, misnamed etc. in her dream-- just like real dreams are...
To your second point-- most girls aren't into two hot guys getting it on. What gives?
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08-13-2003, 01:47 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
well, sturm, therein lies the fundamental difference between males and females. to quote seinfeld, the female body is a beautiful thing... the male body is not. it is utilitarian. it's for gettin' around. thus, two hot girls together is infinitely hotter than two hot guys together.
also, men are perverts.
i agree about mullholland drive. but the one thing that i have no idea about is the homeless guy, the blue box, and the little old people.
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08-13-2003, 02:08 PM
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To your second point-- most girls aren't into two hot guys getting it on. What gives?
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That is just gross. End of story. Period.
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08-13-2003, 02:28 PM
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To your second point-- most girls aren't into two hot guys getting it on. What gives?
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That is just gross. End of story. Period.
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Yet two hot girls getting it on is the ne plus ultra...
Just something that has always puzzled me. But BBL, I like your explanation. I really think this merits a book or at the very least a grad school thesis.
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08-13-2003, 02:31 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
You know sturm.... If I were born a woman, I would have been a lesbian.
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08-13-2003, 06:09 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
crap!!!
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08-14-2003, 09:30 AM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
now them's fightin' words, ozmavs. you can say "made" is crap, but not swingers.
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08-14-2003, 04:35 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
English Patient or clerks
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08-14-2003, 04:58 PM
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THE ENGLISH PATIENT? That is an amazing movie!
I'll admit that I'm troubled that most of my top 5 movies are represented on the "Worst movie" list on dallas-mavs.com.
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Clerks ROCKED!
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08-14-2003, 05:09 PM
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The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Muriel's Wedding absolutely sucked. I stopped that one about half way through. Then I played a joke one a friend and told them it was a must-see movie. They rented it and I never heard the end of it.
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08-14-2003, 05:46 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
clerk's is amazing. great movie.
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now them's fightin' words, ozmavs. you can say "made" is crap, but not swingers.
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Sorry, but I watched it with my girlfriend and one of her friends. I guess trying to explain everything to them just lost me. Granted, it does have a few good one liners, but the bumbling style that these guys go about everything frustrates the hell out of me.
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08-14-2003, 08:36 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
I can't believe anyone would have Clerks on their list....what is wrong with kids today!?
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04-02-2004, 03:46 AM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
C'mon...lot of bads in the last 9 months.
Be honest.
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04-02-2004, 04:20 AM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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horribly misinformed statement.
Clerks also rocked.
not really the last nine months, but the only movie that i have ever walked out of was that Jamie Kennedy crap project where he was a white rapper. Beverly Hills Most Wanted, maybe?
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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C'mon...lot of bads in the last 9 months.
Be honest.
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I thought Secret Window was pretty bad, saw the 'shocker' ending coming a mile away... the only good thing was Depp; very entertaining as usual.
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