02-25-2008, 09:15 PM
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BTW--
My doctors all want to consult with Jason Kidd before their next heart transplant to see if he approves of their diagnosis and cutting skills.
Plus--all the nurses in the hospitals in SA had big grins because Jason Kidd gave them all the best sex in their lives--all at the same time.
Plus--Kidd has jinxed the Spurs--they only scored five points in the entire first quarter against Atlanta--lowest quarter in SA history and possibly in history of the NBA.
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02-25-2008, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Mavfreak
Sorry, I did not know it was about vibes. My bad. Since Kidd arrived, I grew 4 inches, my wife inherited a chain of liquor stores, and I discovered that I can move objects with my mind. Oh yeah, I can fly now.
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that's what i'm talking about.
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02-25-2008, 11:15 PM
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The boogeyman checks under his bed at night for Jason Kidd.
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02-25-2008, 11:40 PM
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Obama asked Kidd for his support and came from 30+ points down to now winning many states and on the verge of the Demo nomination...
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02-26-2008, 12:45 AM
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Wow.
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02-26-2008, 01:07 AM
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If this thread can go another 2-3 pages and still be witty and funny, this will be the greatest thread ever.
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02-26-2008, 01:11 AM
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Jason Kidd touched this thread and it had babies.
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02-26-2008, 01:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rabbitproof
Jason Kidd touched this thread and it had babies.
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now that is fertile!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-26-2008, 01:12 AM
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To be serious... Kidd has brought my Mavs excitement back to a maximum after two very disappointing post seasons. It feels like it did during the nash era, and I love it. I can't imagine how Chum feels.
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02-26-2008, 01:13 AM
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Jason Kidd taught horse900703 proper grammar.
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02-26-2008, 01:16 AM
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The times when there were only one set of footprints in the sand - Jason Kidd was carrying you...
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
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02-26-2008, 01:17 AM
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Jason Kidd cheered up ShaggyDirk.
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02-26-2008, 01:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one
Jason Kidd taught horse900703 proper grammar.
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I heard he taught horse geometry
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-26-2008, 01:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
The times when there were only one set of footprints in the sand - Jason Kidd was carrying you...
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amazing!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-26-2008, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one
I can't imagine how Chum feels.
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Like Paul Ruben at a theater
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-26-2008, 02:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I heard he taught horse geometry
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With the help of Jason Kidd, horse finally figured out the meaning of life. Too bad he can't string together enough complete sentences to clue the rest of us in.
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02-26-2008, 07:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I heard he taught horse geometry
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i believe it was euclidean geometry
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02-26-2008, 07:59 AM
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Jason Kidd invented the Big Mac.
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02-26-2008, 09:13 AM
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Love J kidd now~~
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02-26-2008, 09:20 AM
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Clicking on this thread turned out to be an even worse idea than I thought.
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02-26-2008, 09:25 AM
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Jason Kidd orders off the dollar menu but only has to pay 5 cents.
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02-26-2008, 10:53 AM
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Clicking on this thread turned out to be an even worse idea than I thought.
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what are you talking about!? ~~~~
It's freaking genius man!~~~~
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02-26-2008, 01:22 PM
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Since Kidd joined the Mavericks, he's given me the inspiration to finally build my time machine... with it, I went back in time and helped facilitate Kidd joining the Mavericks! Presto!
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02-26-2008, 01:29 PM
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Jason Kidd is the one who invented the Core 2 Extreme Quad Core Processor. Not those nerds at Intel. Intel got the idea from Kidd, who thought of the cutting edge 45nm technology utilizing hafnium-infused circuitry to deliver even greater performance and power efficiency.
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02-26-2008, 01:36 PM
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When Jason Kidd orders off the dollar menu he only pays in dimes.
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02-26-2008, 07:18 PM
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Jason Kidd casts down injury prone centers with the greatest of ease, especially those from the anus of Texas.
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02-26-2008, 07:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Male26Dan
Jason Kidd casts down injury prone centers with the greatest of ease, especially those from the anus of Texas.
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Why would you compare an anus to something as dirty & stinky as Houston?
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02-26-2008, 07:23 PM
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Jason Kidd is carrying my love child...
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
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02-26-2008, 07:51 PM
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When Moses spoke to the burning bush... it was Jason Kidd who answered.
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02-26-2008, 08:07 PM
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Jason Kidd peed in Flaco' cherrios...it was the best meal of his life.
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02-26-2008, 08:49 PM
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Jason Kidd built the pyramids, more recently he started the crotch grabbing trend for perverts everywhere!
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02-26-2008, 08:53 PM
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I would not want to be in Tokey41's shoes right now.
Nice knowin' ya.
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02-26-2008, 08:53 PM
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I'm now donating ten cents for every Jason Kidd assist to homeless people on the streets.
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02-26-2008, 08:55 PM
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I would not want to be in chumdawg's shoes right now, since pretty soon he will BE a homeless person on the streets.
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02-26-2008, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Dirkadirkastan
I would not want to be in chumdawg's shoes right now, since pretty soon he will BE a homeless person on the streets.
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Don't worry about me. I'm also stealing a dollar for every Jason Kidd heist, so I'm pretty sure I'll make out okay in the end.
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02-26-2008, 09:04 PM
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I would not want to be in Tokey41's shoes right now.
Nice knowin' ya.
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Unless making fun of Dallas players isn't allowed i'm not going anywhere.
Love the player, hate the human. Maybe on some level thats why I was so against the trade, who knows.
Anyway... Jason Kidd trained James Bond.
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02-26-2008, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Tokey41
Anyway... Jason Kidd trained James Bond.
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Exactly. That's why you should probably keep negative thoughts of Kidd to yourself.
Just some friendly advice, but perhaps a little too late.
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02-26-2008, 09:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tokey41
Unless making fun of Dallas players isn't allowed i'm not going anywhere.
Love the player, hate the human. Maybe on some level thats why I was so against the trade, who knows.
Anyway... Jason Kidd trained James Bond.
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I think here's a guy whose life needs changing.
Ask yourself, Tokey...what would JK do? Huh? WWJKD?
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02-26-2008, 11:06 PM
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Jason Kidd shot Liberty Valance.
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02-26-2008, 11:08 PM
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The nice thing is that Jason Kidd won't get mad at tokey for raining on his parade because he wasn't expecting a parade anyways.
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