TROUBLE IN BIG "D" - dfw.com

[Male30Dan]

Originally posted by: Fidel
Didn´t have time to read the whole thread. Obviously you got me.

Nice one...

I wish those Dirk quotes would be true.

Thanks...

Im glad at least ONE mod has a sense of humor... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Me too about Dirk!

[Male30Dan]

Dont you know that EVERYONE wants that!

[Male30Dan]

Now there is the real stuff... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

[Male30Dan]

It’s tough. If you look at Antawn (Jamison), he hasn’t been hurt all year. Next thing you know, he’s hurt. I don’t know what happened. It’s tough. He’s instant offense. He’ll come off the bench and score 16-18 points. Especially when you shoot 32 percent, you can look to someone who can make easy baskets. We really could have used him.

On a side note, I sure hope he gets past this quickly for the sake of game 3!!!

[Male30Dan]

14 and counting!

[Male30Dan]

Oh ok...

Gotcha...

Of course you COULD just say that due to your post that walks the line on both possibilities... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Just kidding! Back to 13...

[Male30Dan]

Im sorry smiles... I wouldnt want you to cry... You know that!!!!

Just pullin legs and taking names...

Speaking of names, that is now officially 14!

[Smiles]

now i will have a hard time NOT giving Dirk nasty looks. now that i have imagined him with a pair, my disappointment shall not abate.

i'm heartbroken, man.

edit: grammAr

[Smiles]

and yes you did deserve the bashing.

if you could've heard me! good thing everyone else left work already because i had a torrent of choice words for you. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]





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[Male30Dan]

Originally posted by: smile_at_me10
and yes you did deserve the bashing.

if you could've heard me! good thing everyone else left work already because i had a torrent of choice words for you. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]





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Um, ok...

If you say so!

[chumdawg]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't need cheering up. I've no doubt in my mind we will win this series. In fact, when I think about the level of carnage we will see on Saturday, I get a party all in my Mavs pants.

All I can think about right now is how sweet it is going to be when this series is tied 2-2 and the Kings have just suffered two humiliating losses. I imagine how tight the noose around their neck will be when they realize that if they don't win Game Five their season is done for sure (and that even if somehow they do win, it's probably done anyway).

I relish the thought of Chris Webber choking free throws, of Vlade fouling out, of Peja airballing threes, of Adelman fearing Najera. I can't wait to see just how small the Kings are going to look inside the dungeon that is the AAC.

I have one enduring image in my mind, which will last me until the weekend. It's the fourth quarter of Game Four. The Kings turn the ball over, and Nash runs up the floor. He swings it to Dirk on the wing, who stops and pops a transition three to put us ahead 15. The AAC crowd erupts. Adelman calls a timeout. It's so loud you can't even think. Scott Williams waves a towel. Nash, Fin, and Dirk embrace.

And Chris Webber is sad.

[ShaggyDirk]

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[chumdawg]

Originally posted by: ShaggyDirk

Keep dreaming my friend. It ain't gonna happen. Its inevitable that we will lose game 3 or 4 in our house. .

Inevitable? Inevitable? As in, "can't be avoided?" Is that the inevitable you mean? Or...do you mean some other kind?

Look, pal. You can bemoan the falling sky as much as you want. You can hang your hat on a CWebb who disappeared in the second half, or on a Bibby who did exactly what he is supposed to do. But I'm not buying it. I don't think the Kings won Game Two as much as we lost it.

I've seen the Mavs team that dominates at home. I see no reason not to expect to see them again this weekend. And if either of these teams deserves a reason to get better as the series progresses, it's Dallas not Sac.

You might not be surprised by a sweep, but I would be absolutely shocked if the Mavs don't win Game Three. And if they win that, then Game Four would be for the nuts in the series, and I like our chances.

[Male30Dan]

Originally posted by: chumdawg
I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't need cheering up. I've no doubt in my mind we will win this series. In fact, when I think about the level of carnage we will see on Saturday, I get a party all in my Mavs pants.

All I can think about right now is how sweet it is going to be when this series is tied 2-2 and the Kings have just suffered two humiliating losses. I imagine how tight the noose around their neck will be when they realize that if they don't win Game Five their season is done for sure (and that even if somehow they do win, it's probably done anyway).

I relish the thought of Chris Webber choking free throws, of Vlade fouling out, of Peja airballing threes, of Adelman fearing Najera. I can't wait to see just how small the Kings are going to look inside the dungeon that is the AAC.

I have one enduring image in my mind, which will last me until the weekend. It's the fourth quarter of Game Four. The Kings turn the ball over, and Nash runs up the floor. He swings it to Dirk on the wing, who stops and pops a transition three to put us ahead 15. The AAC crowd erupts. Adelman calls a timeout. It's so loud you can't even think. Scott Williams waves a towel. Nash, Fin, and Dirk embrace.

And Chris Webber is sad.

My oh my...

Talk about music to my ears...

[u2sarajevo]

I'm sorry... I don't mean to call you out M22D, but I think this "article" is made up. Jeff Spicoli? That was a character in Fast Times.... Sean Penn's character. There isn't a Jeff Spicoli that writes for the Star Telegram to my best recollection.

If you found this on dfw.com I wonder if it was a joke and we've been duped.

[Male30Dan]

Originally posted by: u2sarajevo
I'm sorry... I don't mean to call you out M22D, but I think this "article" is made up. Jeff Spicoli? That was a character in Fast Times.... Sean Penn's character. There isn't a Jeff Spicoli that writes for the Star Telegram to my best recollection.

If you found this on dfw.com I wonder if it was a joke and we've been duped.

No...

That would be you who is duped... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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[Max Power]

Male22Dan - you have made a crappy day worse for a lot of people. Only an ass would trick people who have just had their emotions trampled by the last two games. You might have fooled a lot of people (myself included) but now that the dust has settled YOU have been revealed to be the fool. Your opinions will never be taken seriously again.

You have done a fine job of making yourself into an ass and a fool. Congrats!

[Fidel]

Originally posted by: Max Power
Male22Dan - you have made a crappy day worse for a lot of people. Only an ass would trick people who have just had their emotions trampled by the last two games. You might have fooled a lot of people (myself included) but now that the dust has settled YOU have been revealed to be the fool. Your opinions will never be taken seriously again.

You have done a fine job of making yourself into an ass and a fool. Congrats!

Come on Max take it easy. It was a joke and it was very well done. Otherwise he wouldn´t have fooled so many people. Some of the things really could have been said. Nelson might say something like this about Bradley. Dirk should say something like the fake quote no doubt, maybe not to the press though. The only stupid thing was the Fin quote cause he´s never been a guy who makes excuses.

Overall I think we shouldn´t take all this tooo seriously.

Edit: I agree with what Mary says below though. There´s no need to constantly pat yourself on the back Dan. It wasn´t that funny.

[Male30Dan]

Originally posted by: Max Power
Male22Dan - you have made a crappy day worse for a lot of people. Only an ass would trick people who have just had their emotions trampled by the last two games. You might have fooled a lot of people (myself included) but now that the dust has settled YOU have been revealed to be the fool. Your opinions will never be taken seriously again.

You have done a fine job of making yourself into an ass and a fool. Congrats!

I actually want to respond to you specifically...

Regarding the crappy day statement... Frankly, my intentions were not evil or to anger anyone, so I can only say I am sorry for those that I truly OFFENDED... And regarding me being an ass... Well look at my post before this one to know what I think about that... I am no fool either - again see above message... Regarding my opinions... I dont care if you or the few morons that are bashing me take me serious or not... I post quality messages and I am a good person... I just wanted to make everyone laugh... I didnt know it would be taken this far... But whatever...

[mary]

Can I nominate this thread to be locked? I think its officially gotten ugly [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]

[u2sarajevo]

Originally posted by: Male22Dan

No...

That would be you who is duped... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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Nice try. This was real cute. But I wasn't duped. Besides, the Walker quote just sounded too made up... that coupled with the "Author" I just knew it was fake. I didn't know it was you that wrote it, but I knew it was fake.

[mavsman55]

What's with the negativity ShaggyDirk? BTW, I'm gonna have to disagree with your quote about Shawn Bradley. Since when is he "begging to be dunked on"? Last I checked he averages 4.7 blocks per 48 minutes. Sorry but if Shawn Bradley plays more, we have a better chance of winning.

[mary]

If you found this on dfw.com I wonder if it was a joke and we've been duped.

No...

That would be you who is duped... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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urrgggh...MaleDan, if you don't be careful, you're going to break your arm patting yourself on the back. I didn't think it was terribly funny, but I wasn't terribly offended by it either. But if you're going to post a hoax, you should FULLY EXPECT that you're going to get bashed for it and piss a few people off. So yes, you DO actually deserve whatever poo comes your way.

But to threaten to leave a message board over something like this - that's being a bit "thin" skinned IMO. In the end, its really not that big of a deal.

[MavsFanFinley]

Male22Dan...You don't know me or whether or not I have a great sense of humor, ok? You thought it was funny. I didn't and posted my thoughts like everyone else here.

I said this was irresponsible because this went to other message boards and people still don't understand it was a joke. You have people out there believing those quotes from Nelson on Bradley. That fighting is going on inside the locker room and that a rift could be brewing between Dirk and Finley. And it's bad enough that people are dogging on Finley, they're now laughing that he thought he was double-teamed and fouled.

And if it was supposed to be a simple joke, why act like you were searching for a link when Mary asked for one? You're response was to take the joke further by saying that maybe they took it down to avoid further problems. As if the FWST was going to cover up a story of this magnitude.

I don't put this story in the same category as KG's, Dooby's, or Murph's similar jokes because they put their names in the story so there was no confusion from the start.

I'll give you credit for a good job of deceiving people with what you wrote, I just find it disgusting that people are believing it and passing it on as fact.

[Richard]

Originally posted by: MavsFanFinley
Male22Dan...You don't know me or whether or not I have a great sense of humor, ok? You thought it was funny. I didn't and posted my thoughts like everyone else here.

I said this was irresponsible because this went to other message boards and people still don't understand it was a joke. You have people out there believing those quotes from Nelson on Bradley. That fighting is going on inside the locker room and that a rift could be brewing between Dirk and Finley. And it's bad enough that people are dogging on Finley, they're now laughing that he thought he was double-teamed and fouled.

And if it was supposed to be a simple joke, why act like you were searching for a link when Mary asked for one? You're response was to take the joke further by saying that maybe they took it down to avoid further problems. As if the FWST was going to cover up a story of this magnitude.

I don't put this story in the same category as KG's, Dooby's, or Murph's similar jokes because they put their names in the story so there was no confusion from the start.

I'll give you credit for a good job of deceiving people with what you wrote, I just find it disgusting that people are believing it and passing it on as fact.

Well, I was duped because I didn't think Maverick fans would just out and out lie to other mav fans. In case dickhead didn't notice, most of the fans who bother to log on and spend time take the mavs seriously.

I'm kind of new to this board. Didn't know that kind of abuse of other postes was tolerated. If I had known it was common as posted on this thread (oops, that may just be another "joke" by somebody), I would never have wasted my time here. If this is what the folks who control this site thinks is funny, they have just as much problem with immaturity as Mavsfan22. Why bother to post to anything here if folks are going to say it was all just a lie to be a joke. That kind of poster ought to be banned. But the biggest joke of all is what it proves about what a joke this board is for allowing that kind of crap. So which is it, more jokes or immature folks in charge?

[Male30Dan]

Originally posted by: Richard

Well, I was duped because I didn't think Maverick fans would just out and out lie to other mav fans. In case dickhead didn't notice, most of the fans who bother to log on and spend time take the mavs seriously.

I'm kind of new to this board. Didn't know that kind of abuse of other postes was tolerated. If I had known it was common as posted on this thread (oops, that may just be another "joke" by somebody), I would never have wasted my time here. If this is what the folks who control this site thinks is funny, they have just as much problem with immaturity as Mavsfan22. Why bother to post to anything here if folks are going to say it was all just a lie to be a joke. That kind of poster ought to be banned. But the biggest joke of all is what it proves about what a joke this board is for allowing that kind of crap. So which is it, more jokes or immature folks in charge?

More like an old fart with a corn cob up his butt...

[Male30Dan]

All of you punks can kiss my ass to be perfectly frank...

I dont give a damn at this point about you Max/MFFL, a person that I have always supported and been nice to...

I dont give a damn at this point about Richard, (who by the way better have something said to him for calling me a dickhead)...

And I sure dont care that this joke was MOVED TO ANOTHER BOARD... OH NO... NOT THAT... NOT THE 24 VISITOR LMF!!! AHHHH... THE THOUGHT...

The fact that people could get riled up about an article that was wrote by JEFF SPICOLI/MALE22DAN WITH SO MANY MISTAKES just makes me laugh that much harder... I have true remorse for the people that I offended that can avoid using names and being straight up mean... People like Max, MFF, RICHARD - MOST OF ALL YOU, can all kiss my ass as far as I am concerned...

You dont like the joke, guess what... TOUGH... TOUGH TOUGH TOUGH... Sucks to be you guys... But two of the three of you fell for it, so that is likely why... Everyone else, (and mods, Im sure you can check my PMs... Look to see how much positive has come from this as opposed to the TWO people who have been negative), has not had a problem with it...

It was a simple joke that I DID TRY TO RUN WITH, MFF, WHEN MARY STARTED QUESTIONING IT... IT HAD GOTTEN PRETTY FAR AT THAT POINT AND I WANTED TO SEE WHERE IT WOULD GO...

Like I have to explain my joke to the likes of you three... Or anyone, regardless of their SELF PROCLAIMED title on this board...

The majority liked it, and the minority can kiss my ass, (with the exception of those that have already spoke to me about it - mary, U2, smiles, and others I am temporariliy forgetting with the class not to be an ass)...

[Fidel]

Wohoo, so much fuss about nothing. Telling people they can kiss your ass certainly doesn´t make you look good Dan.

Anyways I´m locking this before it gets totally out of control. If you all feel this thread shouldn´t be locked please PM me.