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yeah, i can't think of anything taller than the tallest building.
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yes to jthig.
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I think I just thought of the answer...
An odometer. Makes sense to me at least. If that's not it, age is something that goes up and doesn't come down. What is white and round related to age. Edit: Now that I think about it, only the last dial of an odometer is white. I guess that's probably not it. Although it still could be I guess.
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How about 'Old Age'?
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a saturn rocket. white - check, round - check, goes up - check, doesn't come down -check.
my favourite: a hurricane. white - check (well, from orbit or on a meteorological map anyways). round - check. moving up - well, moves polewards most of the time, which could constitute as going up, but not coming down (depending on your relative position) a mushroom cloud would be another posible answer, but since clouds are ruled out... |
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Doc...
Ballerina slippers?  In all seriousness... My guess is a scaffold or gallows.
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Gallows makes perfect sense, because the person hanging would have heavy feet, will turn and spin, and will dance around as they are being hung...
Am I right?
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I have one...
Fairly easy: The one who made it didn't want it The one who bought it didn't need it The one who used it never saw it
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Another easy one:
A barrel of rainwater weighs twenty pounds. What must you add to make it weigh fifteen?
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a compass
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A compass????
You've to to be kidding. If that's the answer, that is one awful riddle. Since when are all compasses white?
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yeah i told him that.. but meh
whatever lol
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didnt say all compasses had to be white
asked what is white
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bleh.. still stupid i know but im glad i can finally move on with my life =]
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since we are throwing out riddles
what is... black when you buy it red when you use it grey when you throw it away dont google riddies, man up =p
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Most overrated riddle ever.
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Ok, when you say "what is white" the understanding is that the item in question is white most if not all of the time.
That's like one of the questions being "what is blue" and the answer being "pants". Dumb. Tell your friend it was an awful riddle. 
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too easy for male23dan aka the arcades champ
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Dan was correct - gallows.
You need to add holes to the barrel to drop from 20 to 15. (I would think that works). And yes....I finally saw V. |
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Dan's other riddle is a coffin. I think I remember hearing that one some time ago. |
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Doc is correct about adding holes to the barrel... Nice!
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Right again Doc... Coffin!
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A freaking compass?
That's horrible. I was thinking about that all day....
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Wow, a compass? Ther were definetly several better answers in this thread.
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Tell him it's not a compass... it's this:
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Here's one that made me laugh when i found out the answer:
The Lone Ranger rode into town on Friday. He stayed 5 consecutive days and left on Friday. How could this be?
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His horse was named Friday.
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Perhaps he went sightseeing on the weekend.
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