The Cussing Thread - Page 30 - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

mcsluggo · 03-21-2007, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Flacolaco

oh ok, me too <wink**>.

-real flaco

** wink == meet me in the supply room, you sexy studmuffin

Is it masturbation or an affair when you "score with yourself" in THAT manner?

mcsluggo · 03-21-2007, 04:47 PM

uh, never mind...

u2sarajevo · 03-21-2007, 05:03 PM

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uh, never mind sike... i finished already....

finished?

sike · 03-21-2007, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

finished without me?

without me?

fake sike

alexamenos · 03-22-2007, 09:39 AM

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I really wish Angelina Jolie would adopt me.

wait a sec, there's nothing odd about that statement at all.

Flacolaco · 03-22-2007, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by alexamenos

My mom is trying to get me off of breast feeding....I really don't want to, and my wife is kind of on the fence about the whole thing.

so many things wrong with you and that sentence....

mcsluggo · 03-22-2007, 11:10 AM

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so many things wrong with that sentence.... I mean, where are the friggin details!!?? The beautiful mental image I'm trying to foster is dying on the vine without some vivid delicious specific penthouseforum quality DETAILS.
Damn you, sefish bastage.

Actually, I'm much happier NOT having to claw out my own eyeballs from a sudden vivid image.

alexamenos · 03-22-2007, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mcsluggo

Actually, I'm much happier NOT having to claw out my own eyeballs from a sudden vivid image of two lucious, nubile and sensuous lesbians frolicking in skimpy underwear. If I have to imagine a woman at least let her be an aging bull-dyke with a strap-on.

don't look here, mcsluggo...this'll really make you sick.

(image courtesy of DrBio, or one of his grad students...I really care not which)

Flacolaco · 03-22-2007, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by alexamenos

I was trying to watch some porn on my computer and I got a 0xBACC3524,0xC0000034,0x00000000,0x00000000 error and the BSOD.

I think u2 can you help you with that.

the porn, not the other part.

alexamenos · 03-22-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Flacolaco

What's the point of having an internet connection if you're not going watch other people doing sick and twisted stuff that you're not doing?

now you're just ripping off Clerks II.....

u2sarajevo · 03-22-2007, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by alexamenos

now you're just ripping air biscuits in my BED!!!!!! Please stop, Lord I can't breathe....

Wouldn't it be easier just to turn to him and tell him instead of typing it out for everyone to read?

sike · 03-22-2007, 02:42 PM

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Wouldn't it be easier just to turn to him and tell meinstead of typing it out for everyone to read?...sheesh...now I'm red faced

I don't want to know why your face is red.

alexamenos · 03-22-2007, 02:49 PM

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I don't want to know why your face is red. I hope you haven't caught something I picked up during my six weeks of unprotected sex and needle sharing in San Francisco bathhouses.

now you both need to have your blood tested.

sike · 03-22-2007, 03:03 PM

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now you both need to have your blood tested.

why? you don't trust the bathhouses?

Flacolaco · 03-22-2007, 03:47 PM

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why? you don't trust the outhouses?

for what?

sike · 03-22-2007, 03:56 PM

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for what? I mean the only reason I go there is to swim

you are an odd one.

Flacolaco · 03-23-2007, 08:14 AM

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you are an even one.

?

still working on your english?

sike · 03-23-2007, 09:00 AM

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?

still working on your english? Im nut.

"I'm not"

u2sarajevo · 03-23-2007, 10:34 AM

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Like HELLO! I was like so not interested. Gag me with a spoon!

So you are a valley girl now?

Flacolaco · 03-23-2007, 10:35 AM

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So you are a valley girl now?

what-EVER!

sad

u2sarajevo · 03-23-2007, 10:41 AM

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sade is my favorite singer.... i love to curl up next to a strong man, a cozy fire with a little sade playing in the background.

We get it... you are gay.

mcsluggo · 03-23-2007, 11:50 AM

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We get it... you are gay. Welcome brother! Now sashay on over here and give me some smooches...

not that there is anything wrong with that...

Flacolaco · 03-23-2007, 11:51 AM

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You've heard www.dewsaw.com for watching basketball games....

I've created www.sikesaw.com for watching sike alone in his bedroom

I think I uhh got something all over your camera...

mcsluggo · 03-23-2007, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

You've heard www.dewsaw.com for watching basketball games....

I've created www.sikesaw.com for watching sike alone in his bedroom

I think I uhh got something all over your camera...

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c'mon sike, aren't you going to give me any credit for the assist

uh, did you help fire the gun? or was it a two gun salute?

mcsluggo · 03-23-2007, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

You've heard www.dewsaw.com for watching basketball games....

I've created www.sikesaw.com for watching sike alone in his bedroom

I think I uhh got something all over your camera...

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c'mon sike, aren't you going to give me any credit for the assist

uh, did you help fire the gun? or was it a two gun salute?

mcsluggo · 03-23-2007, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

You've heard www.dewsaw.com for watching basketball games....

I've created www.sikesaw.com for watching sike alone in his bedroom

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Originally Posted by sike

I think I uhh got something all over your camera...

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Originally Posted by Flacolaco

c'mon sike, aren't you going to give me any credit for the assist

uh, did you help fire the gun? or was it a two gun salute?

Flacolaco · 03-23-2007, 01:27 PM

failed bit triple post by sluggo....nice

alexamenos · 03-23-2007, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Flacolaco

i just watched 300 for the third time....oh, my......hunks in speedos chasing each other with swords....i'm all a-quiver from head to toe.

i knew that "i'll catch it some summer when nothing else is on the tube" stuff was just a smokescreen.

Flacolaco · 03-23-2007, 02:46 PM

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i knew that "i'll "play catch" with you some summer when nothing else is on the tube" stuff was just a bunch of lies!!!! you bastard.

First of all, I didnt say that. Second, what do you mean by "play catch" ?

sike · 03-23-2007, 03:51 PM

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First of all, I didnt say that. Second, what do you mean by "play catch" ? Just for the record, if it means something dirty...I'm in

well at least he knows where you stand.

Flacolaco · 03-23-2007, 03:58 PM

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well at least he knows where my "sweet" spot is.

just another friday night for you and him eh?

u2sarajevo · 03-23-2007, 04:41 PM

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if anyone knows anything about sweet spots it's sike.... he knows EXACTLY where my g spot is!

You are finally using capitalized letters?

Flacolaco · 03-23-2007, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo

You are finally using capitalized letters?

I'm watching you Flaco!!!

I bet you are.

u2sarajevo · 03-23-2007, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Flacolaco

When it comes to gay wrestling matches I always bet my bottom dollar. It's a win win situation... I either lose my money or my virginity. you are gonna love it!

What makes you think any of us are interested?

sike · 03-23-2007, 05:38 PM

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What makes you think any of us are interested?..I mean I am like you wouldn't believe...but what gave it away?

I could guess.

u2sarajevo · 03-23-2007, 05:41 PM

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I could guess the size of your manhood if you wanted me to.

Why in the world would that interest me?

sike · 03-23-2007, 05:46 PM

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Why in the world would women interest me?

at this point...I have no idea.

u2sarajevo · 03-23-2007, 05:50 PM

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at this point my "manhood" has been shaved down to a mere millimeter... and I have no idea how.

I think, seeing as that would hurt so you would know the reason, it wasn't actually shaved and that's just the size of it dude..... sorry.

sike · 03-23-2007, 05:54 PM

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kiss me.

no

u2sarajevo · 03-23-2007, 06:20 PM

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kiss me.

no

I was clearly talking to my wife.... not you....