The Cussing Thread - Page 32 - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

sike · 03-28-2007, 10:26 AM

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what is up with your "merkin" fascination?

they rock.

u2sarajevo · 03-28-2007, 10:32 AM

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they rock. I am of course speaking of the supergroup N'Sync.

I really wouldn't call them "rock".

Flacolaco · 03-28-2007, 10:55 AM

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I really wouldn't call them "rock hard abs".

You never liked my body, you were lying the whole time!!!

Wait...come on, I didn't mean it. You know you're my snuggly sike bear

what part about private messages is so freaking hard to understand?

Flacolaco · 03-28-2007, 01:35 PM

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Stop spamming, sike.

sike · 03-28-2007, 02:42 PM

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NEVER Stop spamming, sike.

wait....what do you think spamming means?

Flacolaco · 03-28-2007, 04:27 PM

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wait....what do you think spamming means? it's when you take the spam, roll it up and then you shove it right in the **This post has been edited by u2sarajevo**

just in time

sike · 03-28-2007, 04:57 PM

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I farted...just in time

were you in trouble or something?

u2sarajevo · 03-28-2007, 05:31 PM

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I farted...just in time

Could you plese refrain from doing that RIGHT after we make sweet sweet love?

refrain?

sike · 03-28-2007, 05:47 PM

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refrart?

now you're just making up words...

Flacolaco · 03-29-2007, 08:25 AM

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now you're just making up words....like this one....dildogasm

where'd you come up with that one?

sike · 03-29-2007, 08:37 AM

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oooooh, I love that one

which one?

Flacolaco · 03-29-2007, 08:41 AM

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Plus you can say "dildogasmic" "dildogasmated" "multidildogasm" and my favroite, the "rectalgasm"

stop this abomination unto the english language

sike · 03-29-2007, 08:42 AM

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stop this abomination unto the english language and practice those words on me now!

what words?

Flacolaco · 03-29-2007, 08:44 AM

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what words? have I told you about "fist-o-gasm" yet?

Vile, foul mouthed....I'm not shocked

sike · 03-29-2007, 08:48 AM

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Vile, foul mouthed....I'm not shocked...but could you make me so? hint, hint...

hey.....what are you hinting at?

Flacolaco · 03-29-2007, 08:55 AM

I think we covered shocker humor about 500 posts back or so....

sike · 03-29-2007, 09:03 AM

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I think we covered shocker humor about 500 posts back or so....

and then you begged for it....which I find disgusting.

u2sarajevo · 03-29-2007, 09:29 AM

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and then you begged for it....which after I kindly obliged I remembered that I find it disgusting.

So why did you oblige then?

Flacolaco · 03-29-2007, 01:35 PM

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So why did you oblige then?

Just following the example my Dad set

that explains some things.

sike · 03-29-2007, 01:35 PM

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So why didn't you oblige me then?

four added letters and one punctuation

u2sarajevo · 03-29-2007, 01:42 PM

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four added to one is five

you can count! congrats!

alexamenos · 03-29-2007, 02:25 PM

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sike seems to be getting bored with this thread. he's putting almost no thougth into his posts.

yeah, I've noticed that too.

Flacolaco · 03-29-2007, 02:39 PM

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yeah, I've noticed that too. We need more gay.

Penis.

alexamenos · 03-29-2007, 02:44 PM

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I like Penis.

now there's some creativity for ya.....

mcsluggo · 03-29-2007, 03:57 PM

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I like Penis.

now there's some creativity for ya.....pathetic.

put some CREATIVITY and SPIRIT into it.
Also, it is worthless without details. (pictures would help too.)

here is a first attempt at improving your lame post:

"I LOVE penis.
I love the smell, I love the taste, I love the sight, I love the feel...
I love waking up with my penis entwined with yours like the serpent climbing the rod on the seal of the AMA...
Man cannot live on bread alone, but give THIS man can subsist on PENIS alone...
I LOVE penis."

try harder next time, you pathetic slacker.

all I can say is, wow.

alexamenos · 03-29-2007, 04:50 PM

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all I can say is, wow, I like penis.

you guys really need to come up with some new schtick.

Flacolaco · 03-29-2007, 04:52 PM

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you guys really need to come up with some new schtick.

Want to get together and play grab ass?

Terrible.

u2sarajevo · 03-29-2007, 05:20 PM

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Terrible. I am appalled at this thread. I'm going to go handle up on myself.

I thought you were appalled?

mcsluggo · 03-29-2007, 10:59 PM

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I thought you were appealing BEFORE you changed into the Speedo. Wow!

Get a room

Flacolaco · 03-30-2007, 08:25 AM

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Get a room, u2. For both of us

I have champagne, some rubbers, some porn, a snorkel, a watermelon, a torque wrench, a rubber duck, 3 liters of canola oil, 2 pairs of crotch-less panties, and an inflatable kiddie pool.

good lord what are you going to do with that duck?

alexamenos · 03-30-2007, 10:13 AM

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Good Lord, please let me have seconds on the duck?

you're praying to have sex with a rubber duck?

Flacolaco · 03-30-2007, 10:20 AM

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my 15th girlfriend had to explain to me that when she said "got any rubbers?" she wasn't talking about my rubber duck named "Manuel"

and then you just swore off women forever?

u2sarajevo · 03-30-2007, 11:06 AM

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when i was 3 i used to go to the bathroom.

Are you implying that you don't anymore?

Flacolaco · 03-30-2007, 12:21 PM

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nothing beats me down quite like, poor punctuation and capitalization

i know

sike · 03-30-2007, 12:46 PM

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i know its gross, but i love the smell of my own poo

a brave man indeed.

Flacolaco · 03-30-2007, 01:11 PM

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Hey does anyone know where I can buy some new keys for my keyboard? Over use has taken its toll. I need a new key for these letters: einps

Why those ones?

sike · 03-30-2007, 01:14 PM

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Why those ones?

because they spell "pen" and "is"...two words which I use far too often....

Flacolaco · 03-30-2007, 01:14 PM

ok got ya.

mcsluggo · 03-30-2007, 01:56 PM

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<<zip>> come to papa...

ok got ya.

I think I hear my mother calling for me...

alexamenos · 03-30-2007, 01:58 PM

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I think I hear my mother calling for me...

your moms? that's just sick, and I didn't even have to change anything.