03-28-2007, 10:26 AM
|
#1241
|
The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by alexamenos
what is up with your "merkin" fascination?
|
they rock.
__________________
ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
|
|
|
03-28-2007, 10:32 AM
|
#1242
|
moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
Posts: 17,705
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
they rock. I am of course speaking of the supergroup N'Sync.
|
I really wouldn't call them "rock".
__________________
|
|
|
03-28-2007, 10:55 AM
|
#1243
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I really wouldn't call them "rock hard abs".
|
You never liked my body, you were lying the whole time!!!
|
Wait...come on, I didn't mean it. You know you're my snuggly sike bear
|
what part about private messages is so freaking hard to understand?
|
|
|
03-28-2007, 01:35 PM
|
#1244
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Don't you wish you could attract all the most gorgeous men around you each day? Its easier then you think. A few dabs of Ultra Allure Pheromones will have men fighting over you.
Scientifically proven to work- pheromones have been used for years now to attract men. Don't be at a disadvantage anymore- pheromones will help any male attract men of all types and ages.
Don't be left behind! Millions of men are already benefiting from using pheromons to attract men- without them you are at a disadvantage! Don't let the other guy get the guy, arm yourself with Ultra Allure pheromones tonight!
If YOU would like to ...
- Become a lot more sexually attractive.
- Meet more beautiful men, MUCH more easily.
- Grab the attention and get jacked off by men far more often.
- Make a fantastic, memorable, compelling impression , every time.
- Increase your self-confidence and femininity BIG-time… then this may be the most important news you will read all year.
|
Stop spamming, sike.
|
|
|
03-28-2007, 02:42 PM
|
#1245
|
The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
NEVER Stop spamming, sike.
|
wait....what do you think spamming means?
__________________
ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
|
|
|
03-28-2007, 04:27 PM
|
#1246
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
wait....what do you think spamming means? it's when you take the spam, roll it up and then you shove it right in the **This post has been edited by u2sarajevo**
|
just in time
|
|
|
03-28-2007, 04:57 PM
|
#1247
|
The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I farted...just in time
|
were you in trouble or something?
__________________
ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
|
|
|
03-28-2007, 05:31 PM
|
#1248
|
moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
Posts: 17,705
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I farted...just in time
|
Could you plese refrain from doing that RIGHT after we make sweet sweet love?
|
refrain?
__________________
|
|
|
03-28-2007, 05:47 PM
|
#1249
|
The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
refrart?
|
now you're just making up words...
__________________
ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 08:25 AM
|
#1250
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
now you're just making up words....like this one....dildogasm
|
where'd you come up with that one?
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 08:37 AM
|
#1251
|
The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
oooooh, I love that one
|
which one?
__________________
ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 08:41 AM
|
#1252
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Plus you can say "dildogasmic" "dildogasmated" "multidildogasm" and my favroite, the "rectalgasm"
|
stop this abomination unto the english language
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 08:42 AM
|
#1253
|
The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
stop this abomination unto the english language and practice those words on me now!
|
what words?
__________________
ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 08:44 AM
|
#1254
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
what words? have I told you about "fist-o-gasm" yet?
|
Vile, foul mouthed....I'm not shocked
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 08:48 AM
|
#1255
|
The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Vile, foul mouthed....I'm not shocked...but could you make me so? hint, hint...
|
hey.....what are you hinting at?
__________________
ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 08:55 AM
|
#1256
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
I think we covered shocker humor about 500 posts back or so....
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 09:03 AM
|
#1257
|
The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I think we covered shocker humor about 500 posts back or so....
|
and then you begged for it....which I find disgusting.
__________________
ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 09:29 AM
|
#1258
|
moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
Posts: 17,705
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
and then you begged for it....which after I kindly obliged I remembered that I find it disgusting.
|
So why did you oblige then?
__________________
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 01:35 PM
|
#1259
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
So why did you oblige then?
|
Just following the example my Dad set
|
that explains some things.
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 01:35 PM
|
#1260
|
The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
So why didn't you oblige me then?
|
four added letters and one punctuation
__________________
ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 01:42 PM
|
#1261
|
moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
Posts: 17,705
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
four added to one is five
|
you can count! congrats!
__________________
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 02:25 PM
|
#1262
|
Diamond Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Basketball fan nirvana
Posts: 5,625
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
sike seems to be getting bored with this thread. he's putting almost no thougth into his posts.
|
yeah, I've noticed that too.
__________________
"It does not take a brain seargant to know the reason this team struggles." -- dmack24
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 02:39 PM
|
#1263
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by alexamenos
yeah, I've noticed that too. We need more gay.
|
Penis.
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 02:44 PM
|
#1264
|
Diamond Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Basketball fan nirvana
Posts: 5,625
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I like Penis.
|
now there's some creativity for ya.....
__________________
"It does not take a brain seargant to know the reason this team struggles." -- dmack24
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 03:57 PM
|
#1265
|
Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by alexamenos
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I like Penis.
|
now there's some creativity for ya.....pathetic.
put some CREATIVITY and SPIRIT into it.
Also, it is worthless without details. (pictures would help too.)
here is a first attempt at improving your lame post:
"I LOVE penis.
I love the smell, I love the taste, I love the sight, I love the feel...
I love waking up with my penis entwined with yours like the serpent climbing the rod on the seal of the AMA...
Man cannot live on bread alone, but give THIS man can subsist on PENIS alone...
I LOVE penis."
try harder next time, you pathetic slacker.
|
all I can say is, wow.
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 04:50 PM
|
#1266
|
Diamond Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Basketball fan nirvana
Posts: 5,625
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
all I can say is, wow, I like penis.
|
you guys really need to come up with some new schtick.
__________________
"It does not take a brain seargant to know the reason this team struggles." -- dmack24
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 04:52 PM
|
#1267
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by alexamenos
you guys really need to come up with some new schtick.
|
Want to get together and play grab ass?
|
Terrible.
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 05:20 PM
|
#1268
|
moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
Posts: 17,705
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Terrible. I am appalled at this thread. I'm going to go handle up on myself.
|
I thought you were appalled?
__________________
Last edited by u2sarajevo; 03-29-2007 at 05:21 PM.
|
|
|
03-29-2007, 10:59 PM
|
#1269
|
Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I thought you were appealing BEFORE you changed into the Speedo. Wow!
|
Get a room
|
|
|
03-30-2007, 08:25 AM
|
#1270
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Get a room, u2. For both of us I have champagne, some rubbers, some porn, a snorkel, a watermelon, a torque wrench, a rubber duck, 3 liters of canola oil, 2 pairs of crotch-less panties, and an inflatable kiddie pool.
|
good lord what are you going to do with that duck?
|
|
|
03-30-2007, 10:13 AM
|
#1271
|
Diamond Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Basketball fan nirvana
Posts: 5,625
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Good Lord, please let me have seconds on the duck?
|
you're praying to have sex with a rubber duck?
__________________
"It does not take a brain seargant to know the reason this team struggles." -- dmack24
|
|
|
03-30-2007, 10:20 AM
|
#1272
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by alexamenos
my 15th girlfriend had to explain to me that when she said "got any rubbers?" she wasn't talking about my rubber duck named "Manuel"
|
and then you just swore off women forever?
Last edited by Flacolaco; 03-30-2007 at 10:20 AM.
|
|
|
03-30-2007, 11:06 AM
|
#1273
|
moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
Posts: 17,705
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
when i was 3 i used to go to the bathroom.
|
Are you implying that you don't anymore?
__________________
|
|
|
03-30-2007, 12:21 PM
|
#1274
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
nothing beats me down quite like, poor punctuation and capitalization
|
i know
|
|
|
03-30-2007, 12:46 PM
|
#1275
|
The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
i know its gross, but i love the smell of my own poo
|
a brave man indeed.
__________________
ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
|
|
|
03-30-2007, 01:11 PM
|
#1276
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Hey does anyone know where I can buy some new keys for my keyboard? Over use has taken its toll. I need a new key for these letters: einps
|
Why those ones?
|
|
|
03-30-2007, 01:14 PM
|
#1277
|
The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Why those ones?
|
because they spell "pen" and "is"...two words which I use far too often....
__________________
ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
|
|
|
03-30-2007, 01:14 PM
|
#1278
|
Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
|
ok got ya.
|
|
|
03-30-2007, 01:56 PM
|
#1279
|
Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
Posts: 1,970
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
<<zip>> come to papa...
ok got ya.
|
I think I hear my mother calling for me...
|
|
|
03-30-2007, 01:58 PM
|
#1280
|
Diamond Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Basketball fan nirvana
Posts: 5,625
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I think I hear my mother calling for me...
|
your moms? that's just sick, and I didn't even have to change anything.
__________________
"It does not take a brain seargant to know the reason this team struggles." -- dmack24
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:30 AM.
|