05-15-2007, 06:52 PM
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
That was completely uncalled for...do it again...
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do what?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-16-2007, 08:23 AM
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#1522
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
do what with u2s' dinkle?
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I'm not really familiar with the term "dinkle"
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05-16-2007, 09:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm not really familiar with what I'm supposed to do with my "dinkle". You should hear my wife's insane theory of it's purpose.
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I'm feeling like she is not as insane as you imagine.
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05-16-2007, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I like to cover my dinkle with pixiedust & faeriepowder and dance in front of my aunties during their afternoon tea.
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that scenario sounds horrifying.
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05-16-2007, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
that scenario sounds horrifying. Like the time my Dad got that box of ball gags and whips in the mail and wouldn't stop yelling about the missing handcuffs. Needless to say, Daddy #2 wasn't happy with him when he got home that night.
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Horrifying indeed.
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05-16-2007, 07:22 PM
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#1526
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I apologize, my son.
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who didn't see that coming?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-17-2007, 08:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
who didn't see that coming? I was making the o-face.
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You're being unnecessarily crass and offensive. Please stop.
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05-17-2007, 11:11 AM
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#1528
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You're being necessarily crass and offensive. Please keep it coming.
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who didn't see THAT coming?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-17-2007, 11:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
who didn't see THAT coming? This time I made the p-face.
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I think you don't have that concept down.....
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05-17-2007, 01:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I want to get something special for Dans' bday. What was step 1? Cut a hole in the box?
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umm....I think he's married...then again you managed to fool us there for a while.
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05-18-2007, 02:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
....you managed to fool me there for a while until I whipped out my "enhanced interrogation techniques". Call me "Jack Bauer" or i'll up the voltage and break out the extra-large vibrating "truth-stick". Yeah, you know where that goes. Who's my dirty little terrorist?
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You really should stop watching 24 and Republican party presidential debates
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05-18-2007, 02:56 PM
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#1532
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alexamenos
The country really should stop watching Republican party presidential debates
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I agree, they should just go ahead and make the plunge and decide it by a straight-out bidding process
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05-18-2007, 02:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I'm starting a write in campaign for some "Alternative life-style" candidates.
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I bet you are.
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05-18-2007, 03:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sike
I'm starting a write in campaign for some "Alternative life-form" candidates.
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You are so sexy when you play "politically active" dress-up.
Can I be your intern again?
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I say again, lets just let them bid on it.
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05-21-2007, 11:31 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I say again, lets just let them ride on it.
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On what?
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05-21-2007, 11:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
On me? Please! Please! Please let it be me!!!!!
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You really need to display a better decorum, sir.
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05-21-2007, 11:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
You really need to display a better rectum, sir.
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I'm not displaying anything to you.
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05-21-2007, 12:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
You really need to display a better rectum, sir.
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I'm not displaying anything to you, alone.
Yes, I've painted my my whole ass red.
And Yes, I am holding it up high like a baboon in heat...
...but its for EVERYBODY. Y'all can fight it out, and I'll be there for the winner.
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That is surely a contest not many will want to win.
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05-22-2007, 02:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I have such love for mcsluggo. Truth flows from his penis like a river. My soul thirsts for him. I drink him in daily.
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....river of truth from his penis?
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05-22-2007, 03:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alexamenos
....river of truth from his penis? Well let the truth flow!!! I'm thirsty.
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You guys are deranged and sick. But it's not like I haven't said that 100 times already in this thread alone.
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05-22-2007, 03:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Oh yeah...well...chicken butt!
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Your comebacks are becoming atrociously juvenile.
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05-22-2007, 05:02 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I miss sike.
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but I'm right here.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-22-2007, 05:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
too bad, because I'm never coming back!
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I think you just did.
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05-22-2007, 05:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I think you just did.(unzips pants)
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woah!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-22-2007, 05:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
woah! that thing is huge u2!!!
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I wish you would stop looking when I'm at the urinal right next to you. Don't you know that's rude and makes people uncomfortable?
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05-22-2007, 05:36 PM
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I wish you would stop walking up to the urinal right next to me when there are 9 open ones...yes, U2 IS that guy!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-23-2007, 12:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
u2, I wish you would stop hanging your detatchable penis out to dry on the clothesline after we have grex!
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Last edited by Flacolaco; 05-23-2007 at 12:07 AM.
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05-23-2007, 09:10 AM
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#1548
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screw you guys...i'm going home!
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05-23-2007, 09:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
screw me guys...i'm going home so i'll certainly be ready for it! i'll be ready real hard....
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You should probably find better things to do with your time.
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05-23-2007, 09:25 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
You should probably find better things to do with your time. Like hide my detatchable penis in a pickle jar and scare the people you live with
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That's creepy. Like, sike-creepy
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05-23-2007, 11:20 AM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
That's creepy. Like, sike-creepy...I wish I could be sike-creepy
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who doesn't?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-23-2007, 11:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
who here DOESN'T grasterbate to images of Michael Moore and Al Gore?
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*raises hand*
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05-23-2007, 12:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
who doesn't lay on their back with their tallywhacker straight up in the air while their mother tries to play "ring toss" with a donut everymorning while sipping her usual glass of vodka?
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Keep it in your pants. (that's what she said)
Last edited by Flacolaco; 05-23-2007 at 12:32 PM.
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05-24-2007, 12:27 AM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Keep it in your pants. (that's what she said) but NOT what I say!! Whoo Hoo....partaaaaay!
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you are an odd duck.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-24-2007, 01:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
you are an odd duck. and I just so happen to have a duck fetish.
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Pot.... meet kettle.
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05-24-2007, 01:03 AM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Pot.... meet kettle....I'm going to get my favorite spoon and get to stiring
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I don't know what they means...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-24-2007, 07:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I now what I'm talking about when I say "The only place I get a good head..... on my beer is OzMavs Lounge Lizards bar.
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You're right you know. Now click on my signature!
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05-24-2007, 09:09 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OzMavs
You're right you know. Now click on my @#(&^%*@^^!
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no way!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-24-2007, 11:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
ZOMG DID U C LOST LAST NITE???!!
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I bet you do a lot of text messaging.
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05-24-2007, 12:31 PM
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#1560
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I bet you do a lot of schpinkter massaging.
You know, I'm feeling kinda tense.......
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You need to work on your spelling..... amongst other things
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