02-10-2007, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one
Remember when Doc hit that overtime forcing "and 1" dunk in game 7 of the western conference semis?
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I remember that, and then he cooly drained the free throw right after, cuz Doc's just cool like that.
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"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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02-10-2007, 04:28 PM
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remember when doc also threw down that monster dunk to beat tim duncan and the spurs off the inbounds pass with .8 seconds left?
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02-10-2007, 04:37 PM
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remember the time doc made headlines by announcing that he was gay right before his book, describing his life as a closet gay nba player, went on sell?
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02-10-2007, 04:42 PM
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Yeah--but what really cracks me up is the time that Doc wore those huggies so he could travel 900 miles non-stop to be in time for the Mavs/Heat game in Miami.
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02-10-2007, 05:25 PM
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Remember when you were walking on the beach and there was only one set of footprints in the sand? That's when Doc was carrying you...
(I always thought the Doc-Chum feud was a work of fiction designed for our entertainment...)
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02-10-2007, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ShaggyDirk
The Mavs are doomed! I am so gloomy today.. I fell off my bicycle seat last week and crushed my left nutt. I decided to have it removed but I don't have enough money.
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Remember the time Dirkadirkastan went over there and kicked your ass? Post something on topic for once or I'll do it again.
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02-10-2007, 07:58 PM
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#127
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Rooting for the laundry
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remember when doc shot president lincoln?
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02-10-2007, 08:57 PM
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Can we communicate with Doc via PM?
Has anyone written to him?
I have a couple of questions:
1. Is there anyway that Doc's sentence can be considered time-served for good behavior? When prisoners are serving off a sentence, they often get 2 for 1 or even 3 for one credit towards their sentence. Is Doc serving a day for day sentence or can he be released from the confines of his cyber dungeon early?
2. If the answer to question number one is no--then is there anyway that the rest of Doc's sentence be served on probation? In other words--his sentence can be adjusted so that he serves a six-month probation--he must adhere to good behavior for that time OR else he could possibly face a permanent ban. Is this possible?
3. Is there any addiction class available for people afflicted with Doc's cyber behavior? Maybe banning him is not the solution--maybe Doc needs understanding and compassion from his cohorts to confront his cyber demons. Something must be wrong for him to send so many private messages to Chum. There might be some deep-rooted problem--possibly when Doc was just a baby intern who was scared from a childhood experience. Maybe a childhood friend called him a "chum," leaving an emotional scar so deep and thereby provoking a torrent of emotional impulses towards our own beloved friend, Chum.
4. Do you think it would be possible for President Bush to issue a Presidential Pardon for Doc? Heck, Clinton issued a pardon for a real scumbag for peanuts. Maybe someone in Washington with some real clout can get Bush on this pronto. Maybe some up and coming guy like Barrack Obama.
5. Did Doc receive adequate Due Process prior to his banishment? Maybe a writ of habeas corpus could be applied? Oh I forgot--Bush did away with that. Strike that.
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02-10-2007, 09:05 PM
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Remember that time when BS Rob posted that 5 point bulletin about Doc and contracted a bad case of herpes?
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02-10-2007, 09:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
Did I ever tell you about the time Doc took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Doc takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Doc yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found 'em!"
TO DRBIO!!
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Doc only slept 8 hours a night...actually he was pretty normal in that respect.
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02-10-2007, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Murphy3
Remember the time Doc was pissed because he had lost some money on a Baylor basketball game so he ordered the shooting of one of the players that was responsible?
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that my friends, is comedy gold.
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02-10-2007, 11:47 PM
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Yeah rex... I wonder if everyone actually got it the first time around!
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02-11-2007, 01:40 AM
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Did I ever tell you about the time Doc was in a production of, "The King & I"? On opening night, Doc chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
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02-11-2007, 02:06 AM
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Remember when Doc rode into Arrakin with his fleet of Fremen riding atop the sandworms?
That was truly awesome.
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02-11-2007, 02:11 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Shot Rob
1. Is there anyway that Doc's sentence can be considered time-served for good behavior?
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Naw, probably not because the reason he was banned was most likely due to behavior the mods felt wasn't good for the board. I want him back as much as anyone, but he just needs to serve the banning and put the feud with chum behind him and all will be well when he gets back.
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Originally Posted by Big Shot Rob
There might be some deep-rooted problem--possibly when Doc was just a baby intern who was scared from a childhood experience. Maybe a childhood friend called him a "chum," leaving an emotional scar so deep and thereby provoking a torrent of emotional impulses towards our own beloved friend, Chum.
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Lol
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"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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02-12-2007, 07:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rmacomic
Remember that time when BS Rob posted that 5 point bulletin about Doc and contracted a bad case of herpes?
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As opposed to a good case of herpes?
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02-12-2007, 09:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Remember when Doc rode into Arrakin with his fleet of Fremen riding atop the sandworms?
That was truly awesome.
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Nerd!
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02-12-2007, 09:28 AM
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...He got banned?
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02-12-2007, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by dallas_esq
As opposed to a good case of herpes?
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Ha!
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02-12-2007, 11:24 AM
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Careful people...
...You know doc has a satelite hook-up in his cave in northern Pakistan...
...and you know that he's reading this thread as an anonomous user...
.. and you KNOW that he's making a list...
..and I KNOW that many of you would be unhappy seeing all of the little burning red skulls he's scribbled next to your names...
...and you'll be EVEN more unhappy when you see that list, with its creepy red skulls next to your name, attached to your bedroom door by a bloody severed hook from some dead pirate...
..careful people.
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02-12-2007, 03:01 PM
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remember when Doc caught the "hail mary" pass from Staubach to beat the vikings and send the 'boys into Super Bowl X....
he had an awesome 'fro back in the day.........
he was later traded to the vikings in exchange for a gaggle of picks which would become the nucleus of a team that would win multiple superbowls.....
it's cool that texas stadium has a whole in the roof so doc can watch his favorite team play....
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02-12-2007, 03:11 PM
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Hey guys, doc is fine, he started his own laboratory at Cornell
http://www.drbio.cornell.edu/
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02-12-2007, 06:13 PM
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remember when doc gave flaco HIV just by holding his hand really hard....that was good times....
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-12-2007, 06:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
I remember that, and then he cooly drained the free throw right after, cuz Doc's just cool like that.
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Classic statement from Doc:
"Houston teams always play better on paper." -Drbio
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02-12-2007, 08:43 PM
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Remember when Doc was getting married and there were those five dudes that tried to crash the wedding rehearsal? He made a list of their names and vowed to seek them out and kill them with the five-point-palm exploding heart technique? Only it didn't work, so he ended up just farting in their general direction.
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02-12-2007, 11:08 PM
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#146
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remember back when doc used to live with Chrissy and Janet, but Mr Roper was always giving them a hard time?
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02-12-2007, 11:24 PM
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Doc who?
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02-12-2007, 11:40 PM
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remember that time doc said that stupid thing?...that was classic.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-14-2007, 04:56 PM
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I just love the way that Doc can put people in their place so calmly.
Like that time years ago in a debate--with millions of people watching.
He looked right into his adversary's eyes/
"Senator...
"I knew John Kennedy.
"John Kennedy was a friend of mine.
Senator you're no John Kennedy"
CLASSIC DOC!!!
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02-15-2007, 11:20 AM
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Remember when doc was on espn radio and he just flat out stated, "I hate gay people."
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02-15-2007, 11:22 AM
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remember that time sike was arrested for trying to sodomize doc....classic.
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02-15-2007, 11:43 AM
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Remember the time Doc forgot to push the button? The board was down for the whole damn day.
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"I don't know what went wrong," said guard Thabo Sefolosha. "It's hard to talk about it."
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02-15-2007, 11:49 AM
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Remember the time that drbio jumped on Oprahs couch and proclaimed his love for Katie Holmes?....good times
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02-15-2007, 11:55 AM
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remember when drbio holed up in a mission in San Antonio and single-handedly held of 5,000 mexican troops for 13 days?....
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02-15-2007, 12:00 PM
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Doc = Potential Anna-Nicole-Baby-Daddy # 6.
In the biz, they just refer to him as "Six".
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"I don't know what went wrong," said guard Thabo Sefolosha. "It's hard to talk about it."
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02-15-2007, 12:07 PM
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Remember that time Bio claimed he invented butt sex, "just to find out who the fags were."
Trailblazer.
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02-15-2007, 12:11 PM
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lol. I hope he's reading this. This is good stuff.
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02-15-2007, 12:13 PM
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Remember the time Doc crawled through four miles of human waste just to escape from prison?
Those were the "salad years".
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"I don't know what went wrong," said guard Thabo Sefolosha. "It's hard to talk about it."
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02-15-2007, 02:32 PM
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lol. I hope he's reading this. This is good stuff.
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We all know that Doc can't read.
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02-15-2007, 02:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murphy3
We all know that Doc can't read.
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i hope someone is reading this stuff to doc.
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