04-02-2004, 05:54 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Scorpion King and the Rock's new one looks almost worse.
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04-02-2004, 07:29 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
All the Pretty Horses
one can only wonder what Thornton was thinking...or drinking. pure crap!
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04-02-2004, 07:50 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
That's a damn good movie Novice...
Muriel's Wedding sucked donkey balls for all I'm concerned.
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04-02-2004, 07:59 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
I take it back. After years of therapy I have unblocked my memory of Kangaroo Jack
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04-02-2004, 08:27 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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I take it back. After years of therapy I have unblocked my memory of Kangaroo Jack
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Oh my, I am so sorry. I never saw it, but pity anyone who did. You will be in my prayers.
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04-02-2004, 08:30 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
One Crazy Summer.
Hands down.
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04-03-2004, 01:43 AM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Mitchell
It stars Joe Don Baker as the self-titled detective.
The best (worst) scene has our hero in bed with his hooker girlfriend, lifting a half-consumed sixpack of Schlitz with his toe while they clumsily enjoy each other's company.
Couple that with a theme song by Hoyt Axton, and 'nuff said. Wonder if The Rock is willing to remake this 70's classic too.
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04-03-2004, 02:31 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Almost anything that I had to take the Sock to see...
what was that one ?
Cancun: The movie .
Or something like that....totally vapid.
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04-03-2004, 04:28 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Some all-time bad ones:
Pootie-Tang
The Mirror Has Two Faces
Bad ones of last 12 months:
21 Grams
Secret Window
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04-03-2004, 04:44 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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Some all-time bad ones:
Pootie-Tang
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Now that's just something I can't let go. Pootie-Tang was funny....at least it was the night I watched it.
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04-03-2004, 05:35 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
I thought pootie tang was hilarious
the most pointless movie I've ever seen was my boss's daughter. It was kind of funny, but just boring and followed absolutely no plot structure.
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04-03-2004, 06:45 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
I will stand by my assessment of PootieTang, ashamed to admit that I didn't walk out of the theater. I did, however, leave early for Schnoz Streisand's "Mirror Has Two Faces".
Also, after consulting my imdb.com file, I'll add "Elizabeth", "Runaway Bride", "Something to Talk About", "Sweet Home Alabama" , "Austin Powers-Goldmember", and "Crónica de un Desayuno", which I left after about 45 minutes.
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04-03-2004, 08:23 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
let's not forget 'gone fishing' and 'jury duty'
pootie tang was one of the worst movies in the history of cinema
anything with the wayans brothers...go ahead and put that on the crap list.
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04-03-2004, 09:21 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
It was not the worst, but I saw a truly horrific one yesterday & I feel I need to share my pain. "Sweet November" was on TV & my roommate wanted to watch. It was just SO. unfortunate.
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04-13-2005, 03:17 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Without a doubt South of Heaven West of Hell...it was so bad I crawled up into the fetal position and rocked myself for 3 days in my bedroom closet. here's a link (but don't try to be a hero- b/c after you see this movie you will never be the same...it changes people...I used to be cool...but I've had no edge whatsoever since I saw this thing. Completely dull.)
south of heaven...
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04-13-2005, 04:13 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
The Xerxes wedding video was pretty appauling.
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04-13-2005, 04:15 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
I've hit the bottom.
Open Water was the most boring waste of life I've ever experienced in my short 16 years. Horrible filming (home-video/documentary style), poor acting (almost funny), pointless elements (an almost-sex scene where the wife is "not in the mood", however this scene has nothing to do with the plot at all), and a horrible ending all combined to make this movie the most pitiful piece of crap ever to be burned onto a piece of film. Ever.
The Grudge wasn't too impressive either.
I work at a video department in a grocery store, and we carry a movie called Frankenfish. They say "not to judge a book by its cover", but judging by the name and cover of this movie I can clearly assume that it sucks. Read about it here.
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04-13-2005, 04:22 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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The Xerxes wedding video was pretty appauling.
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I know it was. If I have to watch it again I will swerve into oncoming traffic...
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04-13-2005, 04:45 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
A Knights Tale. Hands down the worst movie ever made.
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04-13-2005, 04:50 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Dr. T and the Women.
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04-13-2005, 05:02 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
White Chicks
Cold Creek Manor
The Second 'Bridget Jones' movie
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04-13-2005, 05:09 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Boys was pretty G-d awful.
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04-13-2005, 06:07 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Gang of Roses
Twisted
Willard
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04-13-2005, 07:14 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Street Fighter: The Movie
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04-14-2005, 12:37 AM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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...we can include the Mario Bros. movie, Mortal Kombat, and though I haven't seen it, i'm sure resident evil sucks too.
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04-14-2005, 09:19 AM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Guys alot of the movies yall are talking about either have a particular audience or redeem some small value by being so bad they are funny. The CUBE guys it was HORRIBLE not funny no possible audience just horrible. LXG was cute for what it was. Any movie that combines all those great literary characters is not the worst all time. A knights tale was pretty good. I heart huckabees isnt very good either. Had high expectations for it and it did not live up. not all time bad but me and my date were sitting there saying how can this many good actors make this bad of a movie.
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04-14-2005, 09:53 AM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Envy
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04-14-2005, 12:43 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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C'MOn, that was hilarious.
The worst I watched was Fate, a low budget film that looked good from the outside but sucked. You can never judge a book by it's cover
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04-14-2005, 01:05 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
That movie with Mr. Bean when he's a pretend 007. Can't remember the name but man I had to walk out of it in theatres.
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04-14-2005, 02:08 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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That movie with Mr. Bean when he's a pretend 007. Can't remember the name but man I had to walk out of it in theatres.
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Johnny English.
And yes, it sucked. Any movie where Rowan Atkinson has to speak in complete sentences obviously isn't going to be good.
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04-15-2005, 09:06 AM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Does anyone remember "The Stuff"?? - at least I think that's what it was called. It was the story of killer marshmellow creme.
Hehe...I think I'll start calling KVB, "The Stuff".
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04-15-2005, 09:13 AM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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04-15-2005, 10:52 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Hope Floats I don't why I watched the movie with my sister. It was 2 hours of pain. Honorable mention Down Periscope the only movie I walked out of.
Blair Witch , I slept through it. It can't be one of the worst of all time. Street Fighter was cheesy, but not nearly as bad as Mortal Kombat 2 .
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04-15-2005, 11:00 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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Hope Floats I don't why I watched the movie with my sister. It was 2 hours of pain.
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Try it again. This time turn the sound off.
I find watching Sandy Buttocks movies is made a lot easier sans audio.
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04-15-2005, 11:05 PM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Sandra Bullock movies suck. One exception, off the top of my head, is A Time To Kill. I love that movie.
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04-18-2005, 01:17 AM
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RE: The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Speed 2........ actually, Anchorman might be worse.........
.....nah, Speed 2.
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07-08-2005, 03:40 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
This is kind of a fun thread. Any terrible ones lately?
BTW, I can not believe I read this entire thread and did not see Daredevil anywhere. C'mon people.
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07-08-2005, 03:54 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
Evil Dead w/ Bruce whatever his name is. It was terrible.
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07-08-2005, 05:21 PM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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This is kind of a fun thread. Any terrible ones lately?
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The Honeymooners
Son of the Mask
Alone in the Dark
Kicking and Screaming
My all-time top 5 wost movies that I've seen:
#1. Santa with Muscles
#2. From Justin to Kelly
#3. You Got Served
#4. Spice World
#5. Kazaam
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07-09-2005, 04:52 AM
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RE:The absolute WORST movie you've ever seen.
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Scorpion King and the Rock's new one looks almost worse.
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I thought Scorpion King was pretty solid entertainment, fwiw. I thought the movie itself was screaming for the audience to not take it so seriously, but unfortunately, most critics didn't get the joke and would rate it as one of the worst ever. At one point, I think the Rock even winked at the camera. I'm not sure if I was laughing with the movie or at the movie, but regardless, I found it a good laugh. I enjoyed the WWF styled fight scenes set in those babylonian times.
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