08-30-2006, 11:21 PM
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Cuz you know it's true!
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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08-30-2006, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
Boy you know it's true! Oooooh oooooh oooooh.... I love you.....
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Dude..... you sure have gone 80's...... first Boy George and now Milli Vanili?
Get a grip!!!!
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08-30-2006, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
oh, i miss steve nash so much. good thing i still have my steve nash poster, that i kiss goodnight every night before bed. oh yes, with tongue.
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you must really be pissed at cubes.
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08-30-2006, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
I decided to have lots and lots of premarital sex and just repent to get around any religious problems from this. Unfortunately, I have nothing to repent about in this area. Now the things i do with horses are another matter
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Wow man, you dont need to post those things here.
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08-31-2006, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Drbio
This forum makes me want to slide naked down a slide made of razor blades into a pool filled with rubbing alcohol. Id' rather jump naked into a huge pile of thumbtacks or clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my toungue than read the unfortunate poo that is constantly poured into this unfortunate area of our fine site.
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That sounds a bit extreme Doc.......
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08-31-2006, 12:26 AM
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hahaha....this thread is already in my top 5 favorites ever.
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08-31-2006, 07:39 AM
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you're right 5-0, that stuff doesn't need to be posted here. keep it in the other thread.
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08-31-2006, 08:00 AM
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
you're right 5-0, I do have unhealthy thoughts about women in nursing homes
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I KNEW IT!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-31-2006, 08:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I see this thread has become, largely, a confession thread. My turn! I am an Intergalactic Porn Star. Have been for years. I feel better now that I have come clean (pun intended).
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I had a feeling you weren't what you made yourself out to be. Don't you feel better now?
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Last edited by u2sarajevo; 08-31-2006 at 08:59 AM.
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08-31-2006, 10:05 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Maybe you've seen some of my inter galactic porn movies, for instance "Some Sike it hot", "What I Sike about you", and of course "Sikes backdoor sluts 24: This time there's aliens"
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Thanks for the info Sike, I can't seem to find those on Amazon....
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08-31-2006, 10:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Cool sike!!!! I'm a BIG fan of Intergalactic Porn movies!!!!! My favorite slutress is Jenna Jalieneson.
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I know it's been said before but this thread brings out new facets to posters personalities that no other thread has done before. We are embarking upon a new frontier.
Although some of it I could probably live without knowing.
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08-31-2006, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Drbio
I am a very handsome man and I really would like to prove it. Here is my portrait:
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Yeah, um, sure... I see it... You are kinda hansome in a beauty in the beast kind of way!
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08-31-2006, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I know I have in the past said I was in IT, but I just wanted to come clean... I am really a fat lazy bum living in my mothers basement!!! *Sobbing*:
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Dude, you really didn't have to tell us all of that. I had a lot of respect for you before too........chub!
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08-31-2006, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Male23Dan
My name is Dan and I approve this message (and yes this is me for those interested.
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I suppose it is nice to get your approval. BTW, nice tape.
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08-31-2006, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Five-ofan
Im ferm Corsee-Canee:
Wharr R U ferm?
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Temple from Waco... Nice gut!
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08-31-2006, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Male23Dan
I mentioned in the thread in the Lounge about having to watch out for trannies.... But I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!
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nice. Bet your wife is proud......
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08-31-2006, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
The second I got to the office today, I got a run in my pantyhose
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Hang in there man, 5pm is comin quick.....
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08-31-2006, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I come quick.....
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WTF?
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08-31-2006, 09:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drbio
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I come quick.....
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He speaks the truth.... I know this first hand....
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Get a room guys......
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08-31-2006, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Sike told me I had to give him 3 inches and make it hurt. So, I humped him three times and hit him with a brick......
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Poor sike. I bet that hurt.
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08-31-2006, 10:21 PM
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Doc... I tried to rep you but got the dreaded:
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Drbio again.
But that was frickin' hillarious.
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08-31-2006, 10:25 PM
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This thread has been making me laugh hysterically for days.
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08-31-2006, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Male23Dan
I can't help it....she just makes me horny.
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eeeeeeeeew......yuck!
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08-31-2006, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Drbio
after we've finished and we're cuddling, u2 holds me for as long as I want, and tells me how pretty I am.....
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That's special. Don't ever let go guys....
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08-31-2006, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
The guys on this site make me feel like a natural woman even though I am pre-op....
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Good luck withthe rest of your journey.
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08-31-2006, 10:38 PM
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Shhhh don't tell my fiancé.....
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08-31-2006, 11:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Shhhh don't tell my fiancé.....
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didn't need to change this one
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-01-2006, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
It's my fault that the USA team lost to the no name stupid Greeks, because I devoured their souls.....
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I hate you.
not really.
maybe though....
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09-01-2006, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I have a man-crush on child Professor Farnsworth. I even tried to buy stock in his competing Delivery company.
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You need to separate the real world from the entertainment world......
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09-01-2006, 11:59 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Whaaaa?
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09-01-2006, 01:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'll show you a rocket ship!!!..by which I mean the one I keep in my pants...next to my very limp lizard.
which I keep next to my creepy old penis.
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gross.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-01-2006, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
the monster in my avatar is the same color of the stuff that drips out the end of my shwing shwong..
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also gross.
See a doctor. Go right now. Stay away from the Asian bath houses......
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09-02-2006, 01:01 PM
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I love shwing shwong!
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ewwww
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-02-2006, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
I think the Rangers have a real shot at making the playoffs
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Poor sike, doesn't even pay any attention to what's going on anymore....
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09-03-2006, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I enjoy brushing my teeth with my pubes.
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Disgusting.
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09-03-2006, 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
have you guys ever heard of this sh@t called toothpaste?
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it's ok to ask for help every once in a while.....
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09-03-2006, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Sike taught me the right way to have schnoo-schnoo...
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Interesting.... were any Amazon Women involved?
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09-03-2006, 05:49 PM
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I wish I had been involved
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It's ok U2, cheer up. You'll get another chance soon, sike and flaco do that stuff all the time.
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"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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09-03-2006, 06:26 PM
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Oh no, two sikes!
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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09-04-2006, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
Oh no, two sikes!..now I don't know which one to lust for!!!
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wow.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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