Dallas at Clippers gameday thread

[Bayliss]

Finley has just been godawful.

He looks like he's 80 years old.

[Windmill360]

We are sucking tremendously at def. rebs. Can someone pull up our league standings on def. rebounds?

[Murphy3]

Originally posted by: dude1394
What a bunch of bitching on this board.. good grief.

It's a game thread in which the Mavs are playing like garbage. What do you expect?

[Windmill360]

Another injury..

[Murphy3]

Originally posted by: Windmill360°
We are sucking tremendously at def. rebs. Can someone pull up our league standings on def. rebounds?

The guards and SF's are giving the Mavs very little on the glass.

[EricaLubarsky]

Im not a guy, but I felt that knee

[bernardos70]

Poor stackhouse, that must have hurt....

[Murphy3]

...walk it off...

[Murphy3]

Armstrong, how can you be so stupid? You're wide open for a shot and you decide to dribble into the lane and let the shot clock expire without getting a shot off?

Stupidity...

[EricaLubarsky]

well Nowitzki and Finley sure played hot-potato

[Murphy3]

great...let's lose a game to the rockets and grizzlies... and the kings...and the lakers.

[Windmill360]

Man... Spurs are gonna lose. Someone needs to let the Mavs know at least.

[Bayliss]

What a bunch of bitching on this board.. good grief.

Yep.

We've got to have the ultimate cheer!

I'm thinking

Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
But like Mick Jagar said, "I can't get no satisfaction"
The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
My threds are fresh and I'm looking def
Yo, what's up with L-O-C?
The girls I sawjokin' at the other end of the bar
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump
When they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?"
He said, "Funky Cold Medina"

Funky Cold Medina

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass
And the girls will come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the Wild Thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me
Before he was much, much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house
For the Funky cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin'? I got every dog in my neighborhood
Breakin' down my door, I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it
Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess
Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around
With in Oscar Meyer weiner
You must be sure that your girl is pure
For the Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no playin' with a man
This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies, ya know?

Break it down

Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a conteatant on the Love Connection
The audience voted and you lnow they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' about plans for a weddin'
Said wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says "I'll be seein' ya"
That's why I found you don't play around
With the Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin', that Medina's a monster, y'all
Funky Cold Medina

[Murphy3]

Stack...should have given the ball back..

[bernardos70]

That 3 is game. It's over.

[Murphy3]

Stack? What in the f' was that?

[EricaLubarsky]

stick a fork in them.

[Bookit]

Kayman is way better than Damp. Unbelievable.

[NoHeartIncluded]

ballgame

[bernardos70]

San Antonio losing by 4 with 1 min. to go, and we manage to lose to the clippers. In-effin-credible.

[Azn_Baller101]

dammit! we gotta win this one! it's a chance to pull in close to the spurs!! dammit! anyone else notice we lose whenever the spurs lose??

[Murphy3]

Fin shouldn't be on the court....

[bernardos70]

thanks murph.....

[Murphy3]

Armstrong should have gone to the other side of the rim...use the rim as your friend....

[Murphy3]

...live and die by Dirk...then Stack...instead of trying to make sure that the shot distribution is relatively equal

[Windmill360]

Finley 1-9 FGM with 4 points total. Kayman is looking better than Damp isn't he..

[Murphy3]

...died by dirk.

[Murphy3]

Dirk's two missed FT's could be costly....What has gotten into him?

Maybe I was wrong about Fin....nice to see him showing up at some point.

[bernardos70]

Finley can't buy one for 38 or so minutes then makes two in a row, including a 26-foot three pointer. Can we wake up now?

[Bayliss]

Dirk needs to hit his free throws. Fin makes a shot. The Mavs still have a chance.

[Murphy3]

Originally posted by: Windmill360°
Finley 1-9 FGM with 4 points total. Kayman is looking better than Damp isn't he..

A bit..but they're both having nice games. The game is being won and lost at the guard spot.

[Murphy3]

How do you have a 3 on 1 in the halfcourt set?

[Murphy3]

I"m glad Fin has 11 shots while Dirk is hot but only has 15.

[Azn_Baller101]

if fin heats up, and dirk catches up where he left off we can still win.

Jet and Damp have done their jobs today, though not quite as we had hoped their box scores are what we need from them on a consistent basis.

[Windmill360]

Blazers win 107-99. We are cursed.

[Murphy3]

I have no problem with saying that this group on the court is losing the game largely because of lack of intelligence at least tonight...

stupidity.
Call timeout and make them play with a little damn discipline.

I'm sick of whoever jacking up a shot from wherever.

stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity.

[LordOfTheMavs]

Well, I like the pick up in defensive intensity in the 3rd quarter. Too bad they had no intensity in the first half. They played harder to no avail thanks to some missed key defensive rebounds.

I predict if they keep it up in the fourth quarter that the Mavs can be in the game at the end.

[Bayliss]

The Mavs will lose. But Avery needs to go ahead and take Dirk out and give him some rest. He's averaging 42 minutes this month.

[bernardos70]

The shot selection has been horrible, playmaking non-existent, and we can't really stop them enough to make a run to boot.

[LordOfTheMavs]

Damp looked really good in the 3rd quarter.