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[Chiwas]

"It's time to move on but it's not time to forget."

- MARGARET WILMERDING, a New Yorker.

[Caliente]

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

[Chiwas]

Especially dedicated -with due respect- to Fuzz, Fah and X:

[i]Clarice (Jody Foster): If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?

Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.

"Silence of the Lambs"

[Chiwas]

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

[Caliente]

"You don't have to look very far to find Heaven and Hell. It's right here on Earth."

Elizabeth Hurley as the Devil from Bedazzled.

[Caliente]

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

[Caliente]

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

[Novice#41]

every true genius is bound to be naive.
- Friedrich von Schiller

[jacktruth]

There are three kinds of suns in Kansas:
Sunrise, Sunset, and sons of bitches

Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Whales

[Caliente]

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Dave Barry (1947 - )

[Psychedelic Fuzz]

Originally posted by: Chiwas
Especially dedicated -with due respect- to Fuzz, Fah and X:

[i]Clarice (Jody Foster): If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?

Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.

"Silence of the Lambs"

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"A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians."

-Frank Zappa

[Caliente]

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.
Shelley Winters (1922 - )

[Caliente]

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
Jimmy Demaret

[Chiwas]

Originally posted by: Caliente
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
Jimmy Demaret

A 15 strokes handicap counts?

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[Chiwas]

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
Robert Frost

[jacktruth]

Never underestimate a person's willingness to risk thier life for very little reward.

-me in traffic yesterday

[Caliente]

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."
- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

[Chiwas]

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

- Erma Bombeck

[Caliente]

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
- Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

[hero = dirk]

Fidel this one truly cracks me up... "It feels pretty good. I had Doug Christie's wife massage it for me." -- Shaq, on his sore toe.

Christie and his wife... hahaha.

[Caliente]

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."
- Elvis Presley (1935-1977)

[Chiwas]

There are wars, there is pain, there is suffering, and there is even death. But none of these things prepare you for Monday morning.

- William Wallace

[Chiwas]

He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.

- Confucius


(Confucius should have said also something about "he who doesn't think nor learn".)

[Chiwas]

I received this one this morning. I don't know why they come coincidently when they are needed:

"Los que niegan la libertad a los demás no se la merecen ellos mismos.- "

Abraham Lincoln


"Those who deny freedom to others, don't deserve it for themselves."

- Abraham Lincoln.

[Chiwas]

"I recently found out that my credit card was
stolen but I decided not to report it because the
thief was spending less than my wife."

- Anon.

[Caliente]

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

[Caliente]

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
- Carl Sagan

[kingrex]

Do you have a book of quotes right next to you? wow!

Anyway, my quote comes from Braveheart:

"Every man dies, but not every man truly lives."

[Caliente]

"He who hesitates is a damned fool."
- Mae West (1892-1980)

[DNNF]

Lloyd: What is the soup de jour?
Waitress: It's the soup of the day.
Lloyd: Mmm, that sounds good, I'll have that.

Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up.
Lloyd: Ahh, you know I don't really recall. Starts with an S.
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase, look on the--.
Lloyd: Oh yeah! It's right here, Sampsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S though!

Harry and Lloyd in Dumb and dumber.

[Caliente]

"My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate."
- Unibomber Theodore Kaczynski, when asked in court what his current profession was

[kingrex]

"I drank what?!?"
~Socrates

[Caliente]

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

[Chiwas]

"If you think that you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."

- Betty Reese

[Caliente]

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
- George Burns (1896-1996)

[Caliente]

"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly."
- Mae West (1892-1980)

[Caliente]

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
- Bjarne Stroustrup

[Caliente]

"The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss."
Unknown

[Caliente]

"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -- and another, in case it doesn't rain."
- Mae West

[Caliente]

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)