09-04-2006, 12:14 PM
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moderately impressed
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Originally Posted by sike
Nashty.... don't be distraught because you can have us both!!!!!
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TMI my friend..... TMI.
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09-04-2006, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I get hot steamy sike sex after every ten reputation hits
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It's only fair. You give him positive rep, he gives you positive...uhhhm....nevermind.
Last edited by Drbio; 09-04-2006 at 06:06 PM.
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09-04-2006, 07:01 PM
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moderately impressed
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Originally Posted by Drbio
For a good time e-mail: Drbio@nambla.org....
Of course, only if you are below the age of 14.
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That is crossing the line Doc. You need to seek professional help.
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09-04-2006, 07:09 PM
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ouch.
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09-04-2006, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
ok U2 baby...you have had your fun. Now come back to your man and give me that hot three inches...and make it hurt.
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Uhm yeah....what he said.
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09-05-2006, 08:19 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by drbio
hey sike, those "kiddy sized" condoms just arrived in the mail with the grape flavored KY jelly, so come on over!!!
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maybe you guys could try that private message feature for your "sex-capades"....
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09-05-2006, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I keep raisins up by arse for those days when I need a quick snack.
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Wow. How do you know when it's the last raisin? Wait, don't answer that.
Last edited by Drbio; 09-05-2006 at 09:23 AM.
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09-05-2006, 09:31 AM
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moderately impressed
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Originally Posted by Drbio
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I keep raisins up by arse for those days when I need a quick snack.
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Very good that you are taking my Survival lessons to heart. Now remember the golden rule about arse-snack storage.... When the groceries are leaving, you must eat quickly or suffer the consequences of a ruined snack. Although, I know I told you I will still enjoy a soiled snack occasionally... but raisins are a bit dangerous to do that with as you never know if the raisin was part of the stored-snack or an already processed grocery item.
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You guys are disgusting.
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09-05-2006, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
The simple fact of the matter is that I hold the Guiness world record for eating poo covered raisins on tap from flacolaco and sike is just jealous.
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Congratulations???
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09-05-2006, 09:49 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by Drbio
Do you guys know where they sell dildos AND raisins in the same store, btw?
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as a matter of fact.....no
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09-05-2006, 11:09 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I get my raisins fresh from internetfarms.com not a store.
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ok.
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Originally Posted by murphy3
In case any of you were wondering, I have been off at a three month long gay-a-thon. Although I tried real hard...hee hee...I said hard....I am not sure if if I am convicned that I am gay. But I will continue my research. Since I see sike, flaco and U2 are into the same, I was wondering if you could help me with my problem?
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Welcome back murph. We wondered what was going on and I hope these guys can help you, but please do this via pm from now on. Ew!
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09-05-2006, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Drbio
Hey Dan... You have seen my very talented Photoshop work right??? I am pretty good eh? Well, since you are such a great friend of mine I have decided to create a photoshop image of your favorite movie, Braveheart, and Chum and my favorite player, Nash... I hope you like it as I spent a great deal of time on it:
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Yeah Doc... Thanks... Very talented indeed! Maybe you should make a career change!
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09-05-2006, 08:51 PM
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hahaha....you dork.
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09-06-2006, 03:33 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by Drbio
Hey you guys know those commericals that say "for erections lasting more than 4 hours, please consult a doctor...."?
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They're talking about this doctor
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lol dude....tmi
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09-06-2006, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I was the test subject for an overdose study on Viagra. Unfortunately I was in San Francisco at the time. I've never had so much semi-enjoyable sex in my life.
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That's what HE said.
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09-06-2006, 05:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Male23Dan
Here is an excerpt from an actual conversation.....
u2sarajevo- this one time at band camp I had a dream that I had sex with a beautiful woman.
flacolaco- I had that EXACT same dream when we went to bandcamp. It was on that night that we all slept in the same bed.
u2sarajevo- That is correct. It was me, then Male23Dan, then flacolaco on the bed.
Male23Dan- wierd. That same night I had a dream that I was setting arcade records with two joysticks...
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Flaco and U2 said you set a new record.
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09-06-2006, 08:07 PM
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LMAO... I spit out my drink you asshole... HAHAHAHA... Favorite post yet in here... Touche Dr, Touche!
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09-06-2006, 09:07 PM
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ha ha, good one, doc. you know how dan loves that arcade!
screw this "you have to spread rep around" crap. that post deserves rep.
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09-07-2006, 12:40 PM
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09-07-2006, 01:11 PM
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I stopped reading this thread a week ago, before all this started....
What strange, strange read.
Kudos to all.
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09-07-2006, 01:35 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jthig32
Hey guys, can you make fun of me too, you know, so I can join in your gay orgy that is this thread?
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done and done
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09-07-2006, 05:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jthig32
Sike and Dan are animals!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
done and done
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You gotta slow down flaco....
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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09-08-2006, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
My therapist once told me that having sex with a dog would never result in any side effects.
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You might wish to seek a new therapist.
Last edited by Drbio; 09-08-2006 at 12:26 AM.
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09-08-2006, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Male23Dan
Nurse Fred said I could post my ID card picture here. Do any of you have a photo you could share?
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Uh.....not really no.
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09-08-2006, 12:32 AM
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Looks like those three pups got all their genes from papa Dan.
And I thought having sex with a dog couldnt produce offspring, good thing I always wear a condom just incase.
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09-08-2006, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one
And I thought having sex with a dog couldnt produce offspring, good thing I always wear a condom just incase.
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Wow, this one didn't even need to be changed, lol.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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09-08-2006, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by jthig32
My dream job is to glue pasties on all of the naked Barbie dolls.
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Interesting. So this means you are already tired of your Ken job?
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09-08-2006, 03:30 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drbio
my dad wouldn't hardly ever let me play with his barbies when I was a kid
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you know, I hear therapy prices are coming down all the time....
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09-08-2006, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I could give you some therapatic treatment. The same thing happened to me as a kid, along with my mom keeping her Playgirl magazines from me
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Wow flaco, thanks for sharing, but I think Doc should find a better therapist.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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09-08-2006, 07:22 PM
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um, this thread is creeping me out.
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my boy cheering on the Mavs with his Mavs maraca and wearing his Jason Terry headband.
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09-08-2006, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by raefformvp
I love Doc. I really do.
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Back at ya baby.
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09-08-2006, 10:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
I enjoy inventing words like "therapatic", the defnition of which is "to partake in nude KY lube wresting with none other than Drbio". Needless to say, i'm therapatic quite often.
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weird, is that word going to be in Webster's soon? maybe we can at least add it to Wikipedia.
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09-09-2006, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
My dream job is to lick Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell clean every night. Those two babes are Divas man.
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Why don't you call their agent?
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09-10-2006, 12:10 AM
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corection, doc. that WAS my dream job. but having already accomplished that, i need a new dream.
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09-10-2006, 12:28 AM
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wow, this thread is full of TMI.
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"He's as valuable as anyone. The most unusual thing is that they lose last year's MVP and still get better. It's unheard of."
"For a team as good as the Mavs, the regular season is just 82 practice games until the real season begins." -G-Man
"We wanted this for Dirk because of his heart, his class, his work ethic, his humility, his sense of humor, his respect for the game, and his respect for people."
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09-10-2006, 02:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nashtymavsfan13
I bottle my own farts for a later consumption.
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What an odd thing to do.
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09-10-2006, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Drbio
I bottle the farts of Baylor Bear football players for biological studies.
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Damn, Doc. I didn't realize this was part of your research. Was this a factor in you third Ph.D?
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09-10-2006, 02:52 PM
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The field of scatology is way underrated chummy.
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09-14-2006, 02:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Usually Lurkin
Ellipses makes me horny....in the not so eliptical kind of way....whatever that means.
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Say....start a thread about them and lets see what happens.
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09-14-2006, 02:56 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drbio
I like the Washington Redskins.
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easy now doc.......
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