10-29-2007, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm quite certain that is not where that dong goes....
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I don't wanna know the answer.
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10-29-2007, 11:27 AM
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#2002
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I don't wanna know the answer....but I do have a follow up question: How can I make a baby when I'm all alone in this world?
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oh boy.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-29-2007, 12:11 PM
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#2003
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Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I don't wanna know the answer....but I do have a follow up question: How can I make a baby when I'm all alone in this world?
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oh boy!
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Put your pants back on...........
....that wasn't an invitation, and I didn't say any of that!
I've been misquoted.......
.......say, what the hell is going on here?
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10-29-2007, 12:23 PM
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#2004
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Put your pants back on...........
....that wasn't an invitation, and I didn't say any of that!
I've been misquoted.......
.......say, what the hell is going on here?
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Baby, I'll flip the light switch and be inside of you before it even gets dark
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Disturbing.
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10-29-2007, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
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Originally Posted by sike
Baby, I'll flip the light switch and be inside of you before it even gets dark
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Disturbing..... sign me up (the light switch is to the left of the door when you enter my room)!
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Speaking of disturbing....
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10-29-2007, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Speaking of disturbing....I can't stop making out with my dog
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that is gross
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-29-2007, 01:12 PM
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#2007
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Originally Posted by sike
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Speaking of disturbing....I can't stop making out with my dog
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Try rubbing peanut butter on your ball sac, to re-direct the dogs attention away from your mouth. It works every time.
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Neither of you should be allowed to own pets.
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10-29-2007, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Neither of you should be allowed to own pets...you don't love 'em hard enough.
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"hard enough"?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-29-2007, 01:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
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Originally Posted by sike
"hard enough"?
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not yet, baby.... keep going....
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keep going...? I'm going to keep going until I am long long gone (and then wash my eyes with lye)
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10-29-2007, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
keep going...? This thread is over 2000 posts long now!!!
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I know, it's great isn't it?
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10-30-2007, 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I know, it's great isn't it? I went out and bought the new Playgirl to celebrate!
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odd.....
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10-30-2007, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
odd.....personally I'm a barnlife fan.
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is that even a real mag?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-30-2007, 09:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Have you ever made love to a Jack-o-lanterns' eye socket?
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Sir!! Please remove yourself from this forum at once!
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10-30-2007, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Sssssssssssssssir!! Please remove yourself from my lap at once!
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I told myself I was done with this thread. Thanks for reminding me why.
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10-30-2007, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
You know sike, jack-o-lanterns have two eyes....if you know what I'm getting at
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The holidays always bring out the worst in people....
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10-30-2007, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I always bring out the worst in people....
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always?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-30-2007, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by ocelot_ark
Is it just not okay for ME to cuss? I'm wondering why certain posters are allowed to post as they please, and other people's posts are edited. Any clarification on that would be greatttttttt.
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You know, its odd how much your postings in this thread have sorta taperd off, but.....
Is the answer to your question crystal clear enough yet....?
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10-30-2007, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
GO TO HELL!!!!!
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Although that's not really a "cuss" word, it is not very nice. And as your friendly neighborhood moderator I would request that you show a little more class than that.
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10-30-2007, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
bla bla bla bla..... as your friendly neighborhood moderator I would request bla bla bla bla BLA
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Yeah?
F**k you and you s**t-swilling mother-f***ing p**syness. A***ole d**k-nosed sh**head.
I 'll show you where you can put your ******** moderating stick, you **** **** ******* and another thing....
f*** off!!
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10-30-2007, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Yeah? I eat boogers.
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Congratulations?
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10-30-2007, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm in love with my wife!... Any Congratulations?
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I really don't think that is something to expect praise for, U2
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-31-2007, 09:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm in love with my wife!... Any Congratulations?
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I really don't think that is something to expect praise for, U2.
In fact, I find it downright disgusting, girls are icky.
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Harsh!
Last edited by mcsluggo; 10-31-2007 at 09:59 AM.
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10-31-2007, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Oh... his wife is a girl? That's kind of depressing.
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Depressing in what way?
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10-31-2007, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'll tell you what's depressing....Women.
Depressing to my penis that is.
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I hope you don't answer the door while the kids are trick or treating.
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10-31-2007, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Yeah?
F**k you and you s**t-swilling mother-f***ing p**syness. A***ole d**k-nosed sh**head.
I 'll show you where you can put your ******** moderating stick, you **** **** ******* and another thing....
f*** off!!
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jesus, that guy might be legally retarded.
Last edited by MavsX; 10-31-2007 at 11:37 AM.
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10-31-2007, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by MavsX
I might be legally retarded.
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you should get tested
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-31-2007, 01:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
you should get tested for the hiv, and put some locks on your windows, bc I just couldn't resist the temptation when you're in there all alone
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"the hiv" ?
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10-31-2007, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
"the hiv" thats what I've got!
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having a good day I see
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-31-2007, 02:06 PM
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i got that.
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10-31-2007, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by MavsX
i got that, i got it from my cousin Barney
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You disgust me.
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10-31-2007, 02:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You disgust me, U2.
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are you girls fighting again?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-01-2007, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You disgust me.
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i fart in your general direction.
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11-01-2007, 08:25 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
i queef in your general direction.
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That was crass and vulgar.
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11-01-2007, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I like penis!
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SIR!, get the hell out of here!
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11-01-2007, 02:21 PM
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i'm sorry for calling you retarded mcsluggo..
although it was funny.
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11-01-2007, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by MavsX
i'm sorry for always acting retarded, mcsluggo..
although it is funny.
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Why appologize to me, specifically?
(I'm sure your mom is off quietly crying somewhere over this issue)
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11-01-2007, 03:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Sorry about that thing with the banana and the snorkel and the pipe cleaners and that horse.
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Why appologize to me, specifically?
I'm sure my mom is off quietly crying somewhere over what you two did.
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Yikes.
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11-01-2007, 03:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm looking for a Crumple-Horned Snorcack. So let me know if you find one. I'm off to get rid of the Nargles in my underwear.
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Let me guess who your favorite character is...
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11-02-2007, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Let me guess who your favorite character is...I like Megatron
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well, he IS cool...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-02-2007, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
well, he IS cool...If you you are a sissified underoos-wearing pantywaste
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Was that nice?
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