11-02-2007, 02:39 PM
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Ho Ho Ho!!!!
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Engorgio!
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Was that REALLY necessary?
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11-02-2007, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Was that REALLY necessary?
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are you necessary
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-02-2007, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
are you necessary to keep the flies away on time?
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That made zero sense....
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11-02-2007, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I have a secret...I am Dumbledore's partner
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in crime?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-06-2007, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
did i kill this thread with my weak DD joke?
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looks like it...
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11-07-2007, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
remember that whole AIDS thing?...looks like it might be my fault...
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I knew there was a reason I didn't like you
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-07-2007, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
I knew there was a reason I didn't tell you about our daughter.
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Well that just raises further questions.
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11-08-2007, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Well that just raises further questions about my sexuality.
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I know...you're a freak
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-08-2007, 03:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Well that just raises further questions about my sexuality.
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I know what you did to me last night confirms what I have suspected all along...you're a freak.
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And..... (i'm afraid to ask)..... what exactly did he do to you?
Never mind...... I'm certain I don't want to know.
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11-08-2007, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
And..... (i'm afraid to ask)..... what exactly did he do to you?
Never mind...... I'm certain I'd rather just let my imagination run wild.
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creepy
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-08-2007, 04:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I was sitting on the ground tying my shoes and I got my penis caught in the laces.
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First pants, THEN shoes.
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11-09-2007, 09:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
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Originally Posted by sike
I was sitting on the ground tying my shoes and I got my penis caught in the laces.
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We need to get together. Like YESTERDAY. Get er done!
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In our upcoming movie presentation, the part of Sike will be played by Dirk Digler, while the part of Flocolaco will be played, sensitively, by Heath Ledger...
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11-09-2007, 09:54 AM
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this thread is basically where you guys make the majority of your posts...
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11-09-2007, 09:54 AM
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i'm
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11-09-2007, 09:54 AM
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11-09-2007, 09:54 AM
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11-09-2007, 09:54 AM
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11-09-2007, 09:54 AM
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11-09-2007, 09:54 AM
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11-09-2007, 09:55 AM
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11-09-2007, 09:55 AM
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11-09-2007, 09:55 AM
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11-09-2007, 11:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
Sorry sike, no sex tonight! I'm currently on my period.
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I thought you were a dude?
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11-09-2007, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
My penis are fugly
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Yeah, your grammar is pretty fugly as well.
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11-09-2007, 04:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I loves me some penis talk!!!!!!
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So.... you are a doctor then?
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11-12-2007, 02:25 PM
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Interesting. The whole correlation to the Boston Tea party thing is lame, but so far everything I've read about Ron Jeremy is good.
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It's Ron Paul, not Ron Jeremy. But now we know what you're thinking about.
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11-13-2007, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
It's RuPaul, not Ron Jeremy. But now we know what you're thinking about.
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U2 does love a nice tranny
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-13-2007, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
U2 does love a nice tranny
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Sike, of all the adjectives I would use to describe you, "nice" is not not near the top of the list. (but I hope you two are happy together)
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11-14-2007, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Sike, of all the adjectives I would use to describe you, "ugly" is not not near the top of the list. (and I hope you are receptive to my forward advances.... we could be so happy together)
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Is that like a proposal?
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11-15-2007, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Is that like a proposal? The time I asked sike to be my "man"...now THAT was a proposal!
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why did you put man in quotes?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-18-2007, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
Have you guys seen that chick 'Miller' who plays for the Grizz? Soooo hot.
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Ummm... I think that's a dude, sike.
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11-22-2007, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Ummm... I think that's a dude, but you are right...he is smokin'!
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uh.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-26-2007, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by sike
I had a horrible Thanksgiving. I searched all day and night for a horny Turkey but couldn't find a SINGLE ONE!!!!
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I think you've got the tradition a bit wrong there bud....
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11-26-2007, 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
One penis caught on a barbed wire fence
One schlong he resist
One trouser snake washed on an empty beach.
One dong betrayed with a kiss
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I don't think that's how the lyrics go....
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11-26-2007, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I loves me some schlong.
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That is blatantly obvious.... (I laughed so hard at that I woke up my wife)
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11-26-2007, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
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I laughed so hard at that I woke up my wife and took her like an animal.
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STOP TESTING OUR LOVE
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You two have no concept of privacy.
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11-27-2007, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You two have no concept of privacy...thats hot
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what???have you been peeping on me in the shower again??!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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11-27-2007, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
what???have you been peeing on me in the shower again??!!
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Eww.
Maybe you should fix that toilet...
And perhaps stop doing Heroin in the shower stall...
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11-27-2007, 03:55 PM
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Eww.
Maybe I should fix that toilet...
And perhaps stop doing Heroin in the shower stall...
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see what I did there?
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