02-18-2008, 03:01 PM
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#2161
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Do you like my new Merkin?
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That is disgusting.
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02-18-2008, 03:09 PM
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#2162
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Speaking of merkins, why does Rhyner always say the time according "to the friendly merkintile" ?
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Two things:
1. Rhyner's dead
2. I believe it's "Mercantile"
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02-18-2008, 03:29 PM
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#2163
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Two things:
1. Rhyner's dead
2. I believe it's "Mercantile"
3. I'm a dillhole
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shouldn't you capitalize that last one?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-19-2008, 09:04 AM
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#2164
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Two things:
1. Rhyner's dead
2. I believe it's "Mercantile"
3. I'm a dillhole
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I'd like to capitalize on that last one, please?
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uh.... blick.
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02-19-2008, 10:29 AM
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#2165
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
uh....blork.
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are you speaking Martian?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-19-2008, 12:06 PM
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#2166
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
nanoo-nanoo, Shazbot!
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you are such a dork.
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02-19-2008, 02:43 PM
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#2167
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I am such a dork.
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ha....see what I did there!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-20-2008, 05:15 PM
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#2168
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I like hot pee
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Uhh, what do you do with it?
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02-20-2008, 05:20 PM
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#2169
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Moderator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Show me what you like doing with it... I'll be the guinea pig
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you guys are so cute together
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02-20-2008, 05:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one
penis's are so cute together
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I really didn't need to ever hear that.
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02-21-2008, 08:39 AM
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#2171
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Quote:
Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one
penis's are so cute together
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I really didn't need to ever hear that. stop torturing me and DEMONSTRATE.
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your hands-on approach troubles me.
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02-21-2008, 09:12 AM
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#2172
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
your hands-on approach reminds me of my Aunt Ruth.....and my Uncle Billy
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Looks like we've uncovered some childhood trauma.
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02-21-2008, 09:55 AM
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#2173
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Looks like we've uncovered some .... penis. the buffet is open folks, dig in!!!.
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zip up your zipper.... and go away.
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02-21-2008, 12:50 PM
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you guys are all gay...and now i have proof.
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02-21-2008, 01:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
you guys are all gay...and now i want my share.
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I am sure you will fit in perfecly in their next Vasolineapolooza...
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02-21-2008, 05:49 PM
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#2176
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I am sure I will fit in perfectly in the next Vasolineapolooza...
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thats cool man...you are still gay though.
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02-21-2008, 06:06 PM
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
I suck at life.
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What a killjoy.
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02-22-2008, 11:13 AM
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#2178
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MavsX
Last night my girlfriend and I were (edited by u2sarajevo) on my kitchen table, and she reached around to (edited by u2sarajevo) my (edited by u2sarajevo) and then we got a cucumber and a couple of bananas to put in my (edited by u2sarajevo) and she (edited by u2sarajevo) the (edited by u2sarajevo) and I screamed "(edited by u2sarajevo)" and she said we wouldn't be done until we (edited by u2sarajevo) the (edited by u2sarajevo) (edited by u2sarajevo)(edited by u2sarajevo) albino midget (edited by u2sarajevo) snow globe stuck in the (edited by u2sarajevo) and then we cuddled.
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Snow globe?
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02-22-2008, 01:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
did I quote the wrong person?
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yup....you're dumb.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-23-2008, 12:41 PM
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#2180
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
yup....now start sucking.
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Wow. Kinda straight forward, aren't we?
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02-23-2008, 03:38 PM
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#2181
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mqywaaah
Wow. Kinda straight forward, aren't we?
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well your mama is ugly and someone had to say it.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-24-2008, 02:32 AM
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#2182
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
well my mama is tasty. There! I've said it.
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Just what are we talking about here?
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02-25-2008, 10:56 AM
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#2183
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mqywaaah
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
well my mama is tasty. There! I've said it.
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Just what are we talking about here? by the way, this chile is delicious! thanks!!
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I hope that is a non sequitor.
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02-25-2008, 12:46 PM
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#2184
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I hope that is a non sequitor...
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"non sequitur", maybe?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-26-2008, 01:47 PM
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#2185
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I whacked yao ming in the foot with a crowbar.
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Oh dear...
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02-26-2008, 03:56 PM
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#2186
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Oh dear, U2, I love you so...
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touching.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-26-2008, 04:15 PM
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#2187
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Oh dear, U2, I love you so...
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U2, you are in for a treat. I love it best when Flaco is touching me in "all the right places".
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Both of you guys need to just step off and stop dreaming.
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02-26-2008, 05:17 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Both of you guys need to just get off and stop dreaming.
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"get off"?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-28-2008, 07:26 AM
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#2189
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
"get off"? With u2? Hell Yeah!!
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Ugh... Nasty!
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02-28-2008, 08:41 AM
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#2190
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mqywaaah
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
"get off"? With u2? Hell Yeah!!
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Yuh...lets get Nasty!
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<sigh>
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02-28-2008, 11:21 AM
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#2191
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I'm really gassy
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Thanks for sharing?
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02-28-2008, 11:50 AM
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#2192
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Thanks for sharing? may I have some?
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I don't want to give you ANYTHING!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-28-2008, 12:00 PM
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#2193
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I want to give you as much as I can fit in there.
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What are you talking about?
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02-28-2008, 12:16 PM
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#2194
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
What were you and my wife talking about last night when I saw the two of you completely unclothed and engaging in coital activities on the couch next to the coffee table that had a mirror, razor blade, a coiled up 20, and some powdery substance in lines?
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I think what they were talking about should be the LEAST of your worries right now.
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02-29-2008, 03:20 PM
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#2195
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I think what they were talking about should be the LEAST of your worries right now...now where did I put my crack pipe?
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its those last two words that scare me...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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02-29-2008, 04:22 PM
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#2196
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm crazy good at boy grex. Crazy crazy good. I like to eat toe cheese. I also like to do some blow while prank calling the white house and telling them that I am a terrorist. Later alligator!
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its those last two words that scare me...
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Are you sure? I think you must have not read his entire post there....
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Last edited by u2sarajevo; 02-29-2008 at 04:23 PM.
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02-29-2008, 04:27 PM
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#2197
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Are you sure? I don't think you can take his entire post there....
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His entire what?
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03-03-2008, 07:28 AM
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
His entire twat? Lemme have it, lemme have it!
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A little excited, aren't we?
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03-05-2008, 11:23 PM
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#2199
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mqywaaah
I'm excited!
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about what?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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03-17-2008, 02:37 PM
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12 days....really??
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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