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[MavsFanatik33]

"I'm too sexy for my shirt"
-who is that guy?!

[MavsFanatik33]

Found it....
"I'm too sexy for my shirt"
-Right Said Fred

[Caliente]

"I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say that."
- Caliente

[Chiwas]

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

- Tommy Cooper

[Caliente]

"The night is young and so are we......"
- Caliente

[Caliente]

"Can you hear me now? Excellent....."
- Caliente

[Chiwas]

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on
society."

- Mark Twain

[Evilmav2]

"Ends are ape-chosen; only the means are man's.
Papio's procurer, bursar to baboons,
Reason comes running, eager to ratify;
Comes, a catch-fart with Philosophy, truckling to
tyrants;
Comes, a pimp for Prussia, with Hegel's Patent
History;
Comes, rhyming and with Rhetoric, to write his
orations;
Comes with the Calculate to aim his rockets
Accurately at the orphanage across the ocean;
Comes, having aimed, with incense to impetrate
Our Lady devoutly for a direct hit.'"

-Aldus Huxley.

[Caliente]

I go, 'I'm drinking Jim Beam.' He goes, 'What's Jim Beam?' He had all this Cristal lined up. I go, 'See all that stuff? You know how much Beam you could get for what all that costs? Dude, you could have a party for a year.'
--Kid Rock, giving party advice to P. Diddy.

[Evilmav2]

I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents.
-Sir Winston Churchill

[Caliente]

"Familiarity breeds contempt-and children. "
- Mark Twain

[Evilmav2]

Evilmav Post 3000:


Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
-Sir Winston Churchill

[Caliente]

"It's not what you do ... it's how you do it."
- Mae West

[Evilmav2]

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

[Caliente]

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. "
- Mark Twain

[Chiwas]

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman

[Caliente]

"With the exception of capitalism, there is nothing so revolting as revolution."
- George Bernard Shaw

[Chiwas]

"Cussing at them won't make them go away, won't make them smarter, and will only bring to your side people who enjoy insults more than argument."

-Usually Lurkin, D-M, Nov. 19th, 2003.

[mary]

One of my favorites is Abby Hoffman's "Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger" (or something very close to that)

[Chiwas]

One that is one third not suitable for a forum:


"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z,
X is to work. Y is to play. And Z is keep your mouth shut."

- Albert Einstein

[Caliente]

"Don't give in to hate. That leads to the Dark Side."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi

[sike]

"I know men; and I tell you that Jesus Christ is no mere man. Between him and every other person in the world there is no possible term of comparison. Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and I have founded empires. But on what did we rest the creations of our genius? Upon force. Jesus Christ founded his empire upon love; and at this hour millions of men would die for him." - Napoleon Bonaparte

[Caliente]

"I think if you say you don't do it, you're lying. I think it's a positive thing to indulge in yourself in a sexual way sometimes. ... I think it's positive for girls not to depend on guys. ... So just make yourself happy and let them just kind of follow up after you."
--Britney Spears.

[Caliente]

"Methane gas is shooting out of my butt. I'm on all these protein drinks for 'Catwoman,' and the supplements give you, like, wicked gas."
--Halle Berry.

[LRB]

Originally posted by: Caliente
"Methane gas is shooting out of my butt. I'm on all these protein drinks for 'Catwoman,' and the supplements give you, like, wicked gas."
--Halle Berry.

Guess she's having a real blast preparing for her new role. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

[Caliente]

"I was a strict macrobiotic for a couple of years, but I just had to have a lamb chop, so I fell off the wagon."
--Madonna

[Evilmav2]

"I will make Georgia howl."
- William Tecumseh Sherman arguing with US Grant in a letter that he can cut the Confederacy in two, by leaving his lines of supply to march on Savannah, Georgia.

[mercury_rev]

"People tell me it's a sin to know and feel too much within. I still believe she was my twin, but I lost the ring. She was born in Spring, but I was born too late. Blame it on a simple twist of fate."

- Bob Dylan

[Caliente]

Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)

[Chiwas]

"Life isn't like a box of chocolates... it's more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow."

[Caliente]

"Everything I know about men you could fit on the head of a pin and still have room for the Lord's Prayer"
--Cher

[Caliente]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
- Benjamin Franklin

[Caliente]

"All right, brain. I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me out of this so I can get back to killing you with beer."
--Homer Simpson

[Chiwas]

"It would take a great leap of faith to think justice wasn't served today."

- BOB MEYERS, after John A. Muhammad was sentenced to death for the sniper killing of Mr. Meyers's brother, Dean.

[Caliente]

"People say the earth is round. But you don't have to believe it if you don't want to."
- Forrest Gump

[Chiwas]

"What the f*** are we doing here?"

- An American soldier, during WWII, when the US forces were entering Germany . Band of Brothers.


"Hitler killed himself in Berlin."
"He should have done it three years ago; he had saved us a lot of trouble."

- An American officer and a solider talking close to Berlin. Band of Brothers.

[Caliente]

"Be ashamed to die before you have won some battle for humanity."
--Horace Mann (1796-1859)

[Chiwas]

"Never, Never, Never Quit"

- Sir Winston Churchill

[Caliente]

I hate that word. It was a song I never took seriously. I'm just happy that at 22 I have a word I wrote in the dictionary.
--Beyonce Knowles, on coining the term "bootylicious."

[Chiwas]

"Nobody does trials like Americans. We made it an art form. It's almost as fundamental a part of our culture as jazz or rock 'n' roll."

- PAUL BUTLER, a law professor at George Washington University, on the steep drop in trials.