08-05-2008, 02:21 PM
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#2641
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
My doctor says I should avoid sex with my HIV boyfriend.... That is simply bad medical advice...
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No, that is sound advice...
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08-05-2008, 02:23 PM
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#2642
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
It was really hard to put it in there, and now I can't pull it back out.
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Your flash drive?
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08-05-2008, 02:27 PM
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#2643
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Your flash drive? Dude that happened to me too!
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lubricants?
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08-05-2008, 02:33 PM
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#2644
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Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
Anyone have any lubricants? I need to rub one out.
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You think lubricants are e-tradeable now?
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08-05-2008, 02:38 PM
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#2645
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Golden Member
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Lubricants are e-tradeable now!!! I just got some for the whole family!!
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Thats real kind i guess......
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08-05-2008, 05:24 PM
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#2646
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
thanks for the sensual massage...Thats real kind i guess you know I'll "return the favor" (if you know what I mean )......
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Who are you talking to?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-05-2008, 06:34 PM
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#2647
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Who are you talking to? You care to meet me at the flag pole after the bell?
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I'm pretty sure he was not trying to start a fight with you....
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08-05-2008, 09:54 PM
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#2648
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm pretty sure he was not trying to start a fight with you....but you can start one with me babe.
grrrrr!
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Well looks like I'm not going to be there cause you too will have "some fun".
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08-06-2008, 10:19 AM
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#2649
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
Well looks like I'm not going to be rich cause you too are starting "some college fund".
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This could work on a large cardboard sign in Highland Park. But wear tennis shoes to run from the cops.
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08-06-2008, 10:28 AM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I hate babies
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why?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-06-2008, 10:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I ate babies.
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DELICIOUS!
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You guys are effed-up...
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
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08-06-2008, 10:39 AM
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#2652
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
You guys are pumped-up...
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its all natural.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-06-2008, 11:13 AM
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#2653
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I've been thinking of changing my user name from sike, to putz.
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I will PM dj for you.
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08-06-2008, 11:20 AM
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#2654
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
You will PM dj for me. Right now. Do it.
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Wow, mod status has really gotten to you, Flaco... You've changed, man.
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08-06-2008, 02:28 PM
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#2655
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
some peeps been talking smack about the cussin' thread...and i'm all like, "man, you is wack!"
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I think this is the most solvent and insightful post you've ever made...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-06-2008, 02:40 PM
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I just drank the most awesome solvent and gained incredible insight into my full 'post'...
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Was the insight that random solvents can render you impotent?
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08-06-2008, 02:51 PM
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#2657
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
random solvents rendered me impotent?
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ah ha! (see what I did there?)
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-06-2008, 02:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
See what I did there? (I pooped all on my own!)
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You're a big boy now!
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
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08-06-2008, 03:04 PM
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#2659
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
You're a big boy now!....and handsome too!!
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hey now....
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-06-2008, 04:05 PM
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
hay now!!~~~
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Come to think of it, we've never seen Horse eat...
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08-06-2008, 05:20 PM
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#2661
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Come to think of it, You can lead a horse to water but you can't make a horse open mouth kiss a bear without a LOT of effort...
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How do you know these things?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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08-07-2008, 08:44 AM
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#2662
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Let me show you how to open mouth kiss...
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How do you know these things?
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please take your "educational demonstrations" elsewhere
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08-07-2008, 09:30 AM
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I have come to D-M.com with my "educational demonstrations", anyone want to see first hand?
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"First hand?"
Last edited by mqywaaah; 08-07-2008 at 09:31 AM.
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08-07-2008, 08:24 PM
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#2664
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mqywaaah
"Yo mama so old that when she farts dust comes out"
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Ohh! Come on why do they always have to start with the mama's?
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08-08-2008, 01:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
Ohh! Come on why do they always have to start with my mama's?
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So you have two? Divorced parents? I am sorry to hear if that's the case. Or wait.... lesbian parents?
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08-08-2008, 01:14 PM
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Wouldn't it be hot to have..... lesbian parents?
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Where do you come up with these things??
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08-08-2008, 01:42 PM
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#2667
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
Where do you come up with these hand things??
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Huh? They are usually at the end of your arms. You okay?
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08-08-2008, 01:45 PM
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#2668
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Huh. Your hands are gone... They are usually at the end of your arms. You okay?
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Wow, that's not a very nice way to talk to disabled people. They are still people.
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08-08-2008, 02:12 PM
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#2669
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Wow, that's not a very nice way to talk to disabled people. I mean everyone knows there losers and have no life.
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Oh yeah, just make the situation even worse.
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08-08-2008, 02:14 PM
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Wow, that's not a very nice way to talk to disabled people. I mean everyone knows there losers and have no life.
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Umm, it should have been they're, not there.
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Weren't you the one that did that.... not DirkFTW?
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08-08-2008, 05:16 PM
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Weren't you the one that did that.... not MaVs 41 BaLler?
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Obviously.
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08-08-2008, 11:44 PM
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#2672
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Is your shift key functioning sporadically?
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ObVioUsLy.
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I think you can get a cheap one for a few bucks. If necessary, we can take up a collection for you.
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08-09-2008, 12:21 AM
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#2673
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I think you can get a cheap one for a few bucks. If necessary, we can take up a collection for you.
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Ohh... that ones just too cold......
No one makes fun of this guy sadly...... MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs
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08-11-2008, 10:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
The "BaLler" in my name has NOTHING to do with the sound of balls clacking, I swear!
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What kind of "ball clacking" are you referring to?
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your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
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08-11-2008, 05:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
What kind of "ball" are you?
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Foosball
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08-11-2008, 09:40 PM
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#2676
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I put poo on my ball's.
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People don't care about hygiene anymore....
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08-11-2008, 10:13 PM
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#2677
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
People don't care about hygiene anymore.... For instance, I go a decade between teeth flossings.
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I bet your Dentist loves it when you come in for a cleaning.
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08-12-2008, 05:34 AM
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Diamond Member
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I bet your Dentist loves it when you come inside, mine does!
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What was the topic again? I'm sorry, I'm a little bit confused.
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08-12-2008, 09:33 AM
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#2679
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mqywaaah
What was the topic again? I'm sorry, I'm a little bit aroused.
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U2 has that effect on people...
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
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08-12-2008, 01:18 PM
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#2680
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
Quote:
Originally Posted by mqywaaah
What was the topic again? I'm sorry, I'm a little bit aroused.
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U2 has that effect on people...
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No... U2 has that effect on YOU.
Most of the rest of us are just banging his wife.
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