08-12-2008, 01:22 PM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
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Most of the rest of us are just banging this same blow up doll!!
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Make sure you inflate the doll completely, and check the pressure often!
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Obamanomics!
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Disturbing.
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08-12-2008, 01:52 PM
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#2682
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Someone give me rep for that joke!
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Sorry, I need to spread the rep some more first.
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08-13-2008, 11:16 AM
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#2683
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Sorry, I need to spread my cheeks some more first.
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What the heck for?
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08-13-2008, 11:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
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Sorry, I need to spread my cheeks some more first.
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So say we all.
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Hey you BG geek.... speak for yourself.
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08-13-2008, 03:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
LOOK WHAT I SMEARED ALL OVER MY BODY!
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Hey you BM freak.... wash yourself.
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That's unhygienic & nauseating...
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08-14-2008, 10:28 AM
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#2686
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
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Originally Posted by ???
........ sex between a man and a woman....
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That's unhygienic & nauseating...
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you need to get out more.
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08-14-2008, 10:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
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Originally Posted by Underdog
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Originally Posted by ???
........ sex between warm eggs and stale Chocolate chip pancakes....
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That's unhygienic & nauseating...
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I would like to meet this ??? and join him/her in having sex between two big piles of rotting food.
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Underdog is wise. Listen to him.
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08-14-2008, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Underdog is wise. Listen to her.
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Wow, I learn new things about myself every day!
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08-14-2008, 11:25 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
Wow, I learn new things about myself every day!
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Congrats! Touch it too much and you'll go blind.
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08-14-2008, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Congrats! Touch your tata's too much and you'll go blind.
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I'm certain you have that saying wrong.
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08-14-2008, 11:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm certain you have fun touching your tatas, as well as I do.
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VERY NICE!!
I LIKE
HOW MUCH?
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08-15-2008, 12:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
VERY NICE!! I LICK HOW MUCH?
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Geez, no need to shout! The rest of us are highly disturbed by what you are doing over there and would just like to ignore it.
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08-15-2008, 11:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Geez, no need to shout! I'll send you my number in a pm. Call me ASAP babe.
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08-15-2008, 11:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Geez, no need to shout! I'll send you my number in a pm. Call me ASAP babe.
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<--- This is my "O" face!
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It's getting hot & heavy around here...
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08-15-2008, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Underdog
It's getting heavy around here...
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Ok, just because no one has bumped the Biggest Loser thread doesn't mean we're not trying very hard! Meanie!
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08-15-2008, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Ok, just because no one has bumped the Harry Potter thread doesn't mean we're not getting very hard! Meanie!
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Ummmm.... I bumped it last night. But apparently NOT for the reason you are interested in it for.
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08-15-2008, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Ummmm.... I bumped it last night. But apparently NOT for the reason you are interested in it for.
This is what I had in mind:
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Has the whole world turned completely Dumledore???
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08-15-2008, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Underdog
Does the whole world revolve around Dumledore's beautiful rear end or is it just me?
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It's just you. Definitely just you.
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08-15-2008, 02:21 PM
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#2699
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
It's just you. Definitely just you. I'll never love again.
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tragic.
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08-16-2008, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
tragello.
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...tragic jello...? Did you not follow the instructions on the box?
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08-17-2008, 05:41 PM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
This is my rifle this is my gun...
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pretty gun ho, huh?
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08-17-2008, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
pretty gun hoe, huh?
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Yes, but you shouldn't call your wife a hoe!
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08-17-2008, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
My wife punched me for calling her a "ho!"
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Next time tell her:
"Ho" is short for "honey" - I just got lazy and dropped the -ney. Like when you drop to yo’ knees!
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08-18-2008, 11:31 AM
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
Sometimes when I'm lonely and no one is around...I go to playgrounds, entice squirrels with the promise of delicious treats...and then touch them inappropriately.
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PETA would have a field day with you...
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08-18-2008, 11:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
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Sometimes when I'm lonely and no one is around...I go to playgrounds, entice squirrels with the promise of delicious treats...and then touch them inappropriately.
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PETA would have a field day with you (they're into that sort of thing too...)
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Yeah, but I'm just not a big fan of hairy patchouli-stinkin' bull-dykes getting in on the action...
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08-18-2008, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Underdog
Yeah, but I'm just a big fan of hairy patchouli-stinkin' bull-dykes getting in on the action...
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So you prefer your Women on the crunchy side....
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08-18-2008, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
So you prefer your babies on the crunchy side....
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Not really - over-cooked food has been linked to cancer...
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08-18-2008, 11:59 AM
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by Underdog
Not really - over-cooked food has been linked to breast cancer...
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Run for the hills!! You gotta protect them luscious ta tas!!
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08-18-2008, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
Ta ta!!
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Don't leave! We were just beginning to understand you and your alien ways!
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08-18-2008, 12:04 PM
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Don't leave! We were just beginning to understand you and your NAMBLA ways!
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No..... let him go. Why don't you follow.
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08-18-2008, 01:14 PM
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
No..... let him go. I can track his scent.
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Wolverine?
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08-18-2008, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by sike
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No..... let him go. I can track his scent.
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Sacagawea?
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I think you're on to something...
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08-18-2008, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I think you're mounting someone...
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huh?
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08-18-2008, 03:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
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I think you're mounting me...
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huh? you can't tell?
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You might be able to get an implant to fix that?
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08-18-2008, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
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The government called and said they haven't been able to track my whereabouts lately. Any ideas?
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You might be able to get an implant to fix that?
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Ominous...
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08-18-2008, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I caught my warm eggs and stale Chocolate chip pancakes making love....
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Making love? Really? So I guess we now know who '???' from above is.
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08-18-2008, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Making love? Really? So I guess we now know who '???' from above is. Too bad Underdog was very wrong in his assessment.
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No, I think he was and still is very right.
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08-19-2008, 09:46 AM
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No, I think he was and still is very tight.
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I don't need to know this.
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08-19-2008, 10:55 AM
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Doc says he gave me HIV. I don't need to know this.
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"gave" you? Like a shot or something?
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08-19-2008, 11:44 AM
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Rooting for the laundry
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
"gave" you? Like a shot or something? like a hot beef injection? like a big meat needle?
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stop.
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