Say something about the last poster.

[ribosoma]

Originally Posted by DevinHarriswillstart

Favorite movie is Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise.

During a recent near-death experience caused by his lover's excessive use of amyl nitrate, he learned that hell is actually watching What Dreams May Come followed by Jack the Bear followed by Requiem for a Dream on an infinite loop. Upon regaining consciousness, soon found shoegaze alarmingly enjoyable.

[sike]

Agrees with Tina, that "love" has nothing "to do with it".

[DevinHarriswillstart]

Originally Posted by sike

Agrees with Tina, that "love" has nothing "to do with it".

Has contemplated marketing Honey Boo Boo BBQ sauce.

[DirkFTW]

is concerned that will steal demand from his personal line of honey poopoo sauce

[dirt_dobber]

has a secret stash of midget porn.

[ribosoma]

Originally Posted by dirt_dobber

has a secret stash of midget porn.

has a secret stash of puppies, brightly colored vests, hand-held stop signs, and Halloween candy in the trunk of his car.

[DirkFTW]

must be making reference to a very obscure circus act

[EricaLubarsky]

The letters "FTW" in his name do not refer to adolescent internet slang. It refers to "faster than wind," which is the speed that he needs to walk in order to avoid being overwhelmed by his own flatulence.

[DevinHarriswillstart]

Has determined the exact amount of wood that a woodchuck chucks.

[DirkFTW]

is secretly the one mod to control all mods!... but prefers the company of a wrinkly, old hunchback with really bad breath.

[sike]

as a child, he pointed out that the emperor had no clothes... but really hasn't done much since.

[ribosoma]

Originally Posted by sike

as a child, he pointed out that the emperor had no clothes... but really hasn't done much since.

Signed,

The jilted emperor XOXOX

[DevinHarriswillstart]

Is actually located somewhere in a galaxy far, far away.

[dirt_dobber]

his opposable thumbs are actually prosthetics

[sike]

has made a career of making glasses for the blind

[EricaLubarsky]

Works for the NSA's branch that plays World of Warcraft all day.

[DevinHarriswillstart]

Works for the TSA but her only real job is to make sure no one brings KY jelly on the plane.

[sike]

Is a KY jelly tester.

"Its a messy job, but somebody has to lube it."

[DirkFTW]

is a volunteer KY taste tester.

"The kid who eats paste might get into this, so I must make sure downing a gallon won't have a noticeable effect on thinking good and stufflkjrtoiwhgjdjge."

[sike]

is the reason Bees are dying.

[ribosoma]

Is currently working on a joint operation between DARPA and Johnson and Johnson to assess the effects of psychoactives introduced via a popular sexual lubricant on test subjects. Pioneered research into introducing this product to new consumers via adding flavors to said lubricant to appeal to those who are not sexually active. All records of this research have been destroyed. It is estimated that flavored psychoactive KY can be found in many popular products today, including but not strictly limited to:

Taco Bell taco meat
Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze
Cinnabon jizz sauce
Mountain Dew
All Starbucks products
Gatorade
and all ballpark nacho cheese sauce
among others...

[sike]

will go a long way for a joke

[DirkFTW]

will go a long way for a klondike bar... but only because klon is Turkish for clone.

[sike]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

will go a long way for a klondike bar... but only because klon is Turkish for clone.

would sell his mother to a band of pirates for a good steak.

HECK, he'd do it for an average steak....maybe even like an "ok" hotdog.

[EricaLubarsky]

Sniffs baboon butts.

[Underdog]

Cosplays as a baboon on the weekends.

[sike]

is comfortable using the word "cosplay".

[EricaLubarsky]

Cosplays as Poison Ivy

[mcsluggo]

likes to scratch other people's poison ivy.

(particularly if it is oozing)

[sike]

his 2014 resolution was to use the word "oozing" at least 5 times a day.

[DirkFTW]

is still waiting for Dub's dance card to open up and is starting to drop-not-so-subtle hints in his posts.

[sike]

Comes from a long ago time where people used dance cards.

[mcsluggo]

comes from a place far away where people have funny shaped heads and no genetalia.

[DirkFTW]

longs for a place far away where people have normal shaped heads and genetalia.

What a bizarre place he must be posting from.

[sike]

considers himself an expert in genitalia

[Underdog]

Doesn't know what genitalia is, but knows how to use it in a sentence.

[sike]

Is a mole person. And by that I DON'T mean he is covered with moles...but that he is a subterranean mole man.

[DirkFTW]

misspelled loads as 'leads' in one of his recently created threads.

[EricaLubarsky]

There are no words to describe what he is feeling right now

[sike]

is a communist defector. She now fully pledges her allegiance to Odin.