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[Walkerforthree]

"Via con dios"

[Walkerforthree]

"War isn't about dying for you're country, it's about making your enemy die for their's."

[Chiwas]

"I have come to realize this job is a magnificent job."

- PRESIDENT BUSH, yesterday of course.

[dallas_esq]

"Your bad manners are exceeded only by your bad manners."

[Chiwas]

Originally posted by: dallas_esq
"Your bad manners are exceeded only by your bad manners."

And some wonder why my cat is walking back and forth thinking about life and its stuff. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]

[Evilmav2]

"Why didn't you fight?" one Governing Council member asked Hussein as their meeting ended. Hussein gestured toward the U.S. soldiers guarding him and asked his own question: "Would you fight them?"

[Chiwas]

Especial for a forum:

Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!

-- Steven Wright

[sike]

"Are you making fun of me?"...........

constant line issued from my wife.......(the answer is "yes")[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

[Caliente]

"Laughing juries don’t convict."
— F. Lee Bailey, attorney

[Chiwas]

"We don't have civilian casualties. Everything you hit, you know exactly what it is. You know where every round is going."

- SGT. RANDY DAVIS, one of about 40 snipers in the Army's new 3,600-soldier Stryker Brigade.

[Caliente]

Rhett:"Open your eyes and look at me. No, I don't think I will kiss you--
although you need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.
You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.

Scarlett:"Oh, and I suppose you think you're the proper person.
You're a conceited, black-hearted varmint, Rhett Butler..."

- GWTW

[Chiwas]

YEAH, BABE!

"We hit the sweet spot."

- DR. STEVEN W. SQUYRES, on the Spirit spacecraft's landing on Mars.

[Chiwas]

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later that she has money.

- Anon

[sike]

"two other words: drunk whore" Xerxes..genius!

[Chiwas]

About Epitome22's post in the chemistry of the Mavs thread:

"I love the way he didn't alienate anyone by complaining about any particular player or blaming anyone for the team's problems."

- From a friend of mine.

[Drbio]

"I am going to rip off your head and sh*t down your neck".

--Full Metal Jacket

[sike]

"pleasure can be quite pleasurable"- Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty

[Chiwas]

"We're at our best when we're given our biggest challenges."

- RICK N. TUMLINSON, of the Space Frontier Foundation, on the difficulties of new missions to the Moon and Mars.

[Chiwas]

"I know that people are talking about the fence. You know who built the fence? Terror built the fence."

- ARIEL SHARON, prime minister of Israel, on the barriers dividing the West Bank.

[Chiwas]

"The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed."

- Lloyd Jones

[Caliente]

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
- Henry David Thoreau

[Psychedelic Fuzz]

Originally posted by: Chiwas
About Epitome22's post in the chemistry of the Mavs thread:

"I love the way he didn't alienate anyone by complaining about any particular player or blaming anyone for the team's problems."

- From a friend of mine.

whoever said that really has it together.

Music creates order out of chaos: for rhythm imposes unanimity upon the divergent, melody imposes continuity upon the disjointed, and harmony imposes compatibility upon the incongruous.
--Yehudi Menuhin

[CT Mavsfan]

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for

that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey

[Caliente]

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
Groucho Marx.

[mercury_rev]

"The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else."

-- Frederic Bastiat

[Caliente]

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

[Chiwas]

"I'm not saying my wife is a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."

- Bob Monkhouse

[sike]

"oh you're just a fat kid. Hey joe, he's just a fat kid" - Arbitrary guard in "Family Guy"

[Chiwas]

"Writing is the paint of the voice."

- Voltaire

[sike]

Every man's way is right in his own eye's, but the Lord weighs the hearts. - Solomon

[Caliente]

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do
undressing in front of other women.
They say that women are too judgmental, where,
of course, men are just grateful."
~ Robert De Niro

[sike]

"why would some one go out of their way to say that some one is not a genius?" - Owen Wilson the RoyalTanunbaums

[sike]

"you've cockle of me" - Bill Murrey The Royal Tanunbaums

[Chiwas]

"America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people."

-PRESIDENT BUSH


[Not a bushism this time, definitely.]

[Caliente]

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

[Chiwas]

"Never place a period where God has placed a comma."

-Gracie Allen

[Chiwas]

"And in the end it's not the year's in your life that count, it's the life in your years."

- Abe Lincoln

[Chiwas]

From the BBC:

Today's Quote of the Day comes courtesy of the Labour MP Austin Mitchell, imagining how the Prime Minister's former spin doctor Alistair Campbell would have handled the image of President Abraham Lincoln: "Keep saying 'Aw shucks I'm only a simple kind of guy'. And for God's sake get rid of that bloody beard."

[Chiwas]

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."

- Anon.

[Chiwas]

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans."

- Heard in Amores Perros (Love's a Bitch), the movie.