09-11-2008, 02:45 PM
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#2841
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I feel sorry for your mouth (and your pocketbook). Also, they make those condoms in other flavors, or non-flavored as well.
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What were you guys just talking about?
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09-11-2008, 02:46 PM
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#2842
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Why doesn't anyone love me?
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so many reasons...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-11-2008, 03:32 PM
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#2843
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
so many raisins...
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The key is to eat them one at a time, not all at once like you're trying.
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09-11-2008, 03:43 PM
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#2844
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
ummmmm..... Toe Cheese Nuggets. I can't fit them in my mouth sometimes though.
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The key is to eat them one at a time, not all at once like you're trying.
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disgusting
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09-12-2008, 09:23 AM
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#2845
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
My wife is disgusting.
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in a good way right? (I'm trying to salvage your marriage here, U2)
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-12-2008, 09:49 AM
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#2846
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
my buddies and I are going to beat Ike by running counter to the wind direction. I don't know why no one has tried this before
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if we get enough people, we may be able to spin the darned thing back to Cuba!
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09-12-2008, 01:54 PM
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#2847
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
if we get enough people, we could get a bitchin circle jerk going!
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Yuck...People get all crazy around here on Fridays...
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09-12-2008, 03:22 PM
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#2848
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Yuck...People get all horny around here on Fridays...
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who do you hang around???
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-12-2008, 04:03 PM
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#2849
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
who do you let yours just hang around???
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Sike detaches his penis, and stores it in an instrument drawer at the lab.
I don't.
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09-12-2008, 04:05 PM
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#2850
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Sike detaches his penis, and stores it in an instrument drawer at the lab.
Luckily I have a key.
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What in the world would you do with a detached pe.... you know what.... never mind.
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09-12-2008, 04:07 PM
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#2851
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I like talking about pee pees and hoo hoos.
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Please, we're all adults here...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-12-2008, 04:11 PM
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#2852
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
... must please all adults here...
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Um... I'm still... 3 years old. googoo gaga
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09-12-2008, 04:24 PM
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#2853
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Um... are we going to skip u2 when he posts in here? act like he doesn't exist?
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apparently
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09-12-2008, 04:31 PM
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#2854
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
misquote ME ya lousy good-for-nothin's! I'm the mod around here and if you don't start listenin', I'm gonna start bannin' the lot of ya!
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You, sir, are an angry drunk.
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09-12-2008, 06:16 PM
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#2855
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
You, sir, are an angry German.
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What do you know??
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-13-2008, 05:36 PM
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#2856
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
What don't you know??
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Very little, my friend. Very little.
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09-15-2008, 08:35 AM
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#2857
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Quote:
Originally Posted by u2Sarajevo
so Dirk, lets talk about YOUR penis for a change...
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Very little, my friend. Very little.
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you know... this actually makes me WANT to talk about the election...
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09-15-2008, 09:19 AM
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#2858
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
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Originally Posted by u2Sarajevo
So, I hear that mcsluggo is... well...
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Very little, my friend. Very little.
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you know... this actually makes me WANT to talk about my erection...
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It's good to try to fight back. But the truth will win.
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09-15-2008, 10:09 AM
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#2859
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
It's good to try to fight back. "THE TRUTH" will win.
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Please don't give my penis names.
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09-15-2008, 10:33 AM
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#2860
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Please don't give away my penis mightier.
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Gross... we were talking about pens and swords... look, just watch out for Sean Connery and you'll be fine.
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09-15-2008, 10:57 AM
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#2861
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
When I think of a man and a woman in true love...only one word comes to mind: "Gross"...
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sorta a lone wolf, huh?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-19-2008, 02:00 PM
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#2862
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I have the ability to kill threads with a single post?
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It looks that way. Oh wait, maybe not.
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09-19-2008, 02:04 PM
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#2863
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I know you'd never have guessed it about me...but I'm in love with an Ostrich.
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?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-19-2008, 03:19 PM
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#2864
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
What is this??
Last edited by u2sarajevo: Today at 2:05 PM
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Ignorance is no excuse for posting nudie pictures!! Even if you are a very curious, non-human mod.
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09-19-2008, 04:29 PM
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#2865
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
IBirds get me hot.
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That is very odd...I admit it, I'm judging you more than a little bit.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-21-2008, 10:39 AM
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#2866
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
That is very odd... but I admit that I'm judging you with my bits.
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People get in trouble when they let those do the thinking.
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09-22-2008, 09:26 AM
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#2867
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Cheney and Bush made me do it...
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People get in trouble when they let those do the thinking.
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ah, indeed.
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09-22-2008, 10:48 AM
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#2868
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
a ha in need, is a ha indeed.
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Nelson Muntz?
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09-22-2008, 11:23 AM
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#2869
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Nelson my nutz?
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I don't know what that means.... but i DO know that I want no part of it.
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09-22-2008, 12:41 PM
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#2870
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Give me those nuts!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-22-2008, 01:03 PM
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#2871
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Moderator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
This is the closest thing I have resembling testicles.
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You don't need to keep acting like you have a gender, Sike - we love you just the way you are!
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
Last edited by Underdog; 09-22-2008 at 01:04 PM.
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09-22-2008, 01:05 PM
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#2872
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
Sike, I love you just the way you are!
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awww, thanks.
*creepy*
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-22-2008, 01:11 PM
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#2873
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
awww, thanks for the advice, but it isn't non-consensual because animals can't say "no"
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This is Texas, not Arkansas - we have laws against that kind of thing! (you dirty, dirty alien...)
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
Last edited by Underdog; 09-22-2008 at 01:12 PM.
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09-22-2008, 02:31 PM
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#2874
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
This is my last day at D-M.com
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I'm throwing a party!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-22-2008, 05:52 PM
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#2875
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
No, I'm Spartacus!!!
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Yes, he is Spartacus. Kill him and let the rest of us go.
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09-22-2008, 06:00 PM
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#2876
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Yes, I am Keyser Söze .
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The greatest lie the Devil ever told was that U2 doesn't exist!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-22-2008, 06:03 PM
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#2877
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
The greatest lie the Devil ever told was that 1+1=3!
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That's actually a really crappy lie.
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09-22-2008, 06:06 PM
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#2878
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
That's actually a really juicy booty, you have there flaco.
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eh?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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09-23-2008, 11:43 AM
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#2879
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Anyone want to see a homemade video of me and my friends making sweet, sweet sandwiches?
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If that's about what I think it's about... the Food network would probably love to see it.
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09-23-2008, 01:04 PM
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#2880
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I'm not crying...its just been raining.....................on my face.
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that is a very specific place for rain...
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