10-09-2008, 10:19 AM
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#2921
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
You're falling into my giant Spanish Fly trap!
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uh, none for me. thanks.
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10-09-2008, 10:35 AM
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#2922
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
uh, pink panties for me. thanks.
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You meant to say your wife, right?
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10-09-2008, 01:09 PM
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#2923
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
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Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
Wait... where are you taking my wife?
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"Camping".
don't worry, we'll have her back to you by the end of the long weekend!
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10-09-2008, 01:26 PM
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#2924
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I take women camping!
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I think there is a general consensus about your stupidity...no reason to bring it up again and again.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
Last edited by sike; 10-09-2008 at 01:27 PM.
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10-09-2008, 01:27 PM
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#2925
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
His is a troubled past that causes him much pain.... I try to bring it up again and again.
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That's cold!
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10-09-2008, 01:37 PM
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#2926
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I love cold women!
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yeah...they give nothing and thats the way they like it. And evidently how you like it.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
Last edited by sike; 10-09-2008 at 01:44 PM.
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10-09-2008, 02:07 PM
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#2927
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I tongue kissed that chick Richard Simmons?
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I think that's a dude.
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10-09-2008, 03:07 PM
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#2928
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Home of the thirteenth colony
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Jessica Biel? I think that's a dude.
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You are in the minority on that one. For certain.
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10-09-2008, 03:10 PM
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#2929
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 21,342
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
You are a minority. I don't like you.
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Wow, I think he was right about you.
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10-09-2008, 05:26 PM
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#2930
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Golden Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 1,751
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Wow, I think it doesn't get big anymore.
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I told you to use viagra.
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10-09-2008, 05:38 PM
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#2931
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaVs 41 BaLler
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Wow, I think it doesn't get big anymore.
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I told you to use Viagra and Rogaine! Maybe some electrolytes!
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Narrator: The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes that genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
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Last edited by DirkFTW; 10-09-2008 at 05:39 PM.
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10-10-2008, 03:16 PM
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#2932
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I made a bike helmet that looks like my real hair.
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well you certainly beat Brett to it..because his looks terrible.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-11-2008, 11:03 PM
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#2933
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
well you certainly beat me to fantasy death, Brett Farve..because you look terrible. Retire already. Like you should have done 3 years ago. In fact, Wrangler called and they need you for another jean commercial STAT.
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That's harsh considering how good he looked just two weeks ago! Anyways, my prior trade offer involving him is still open to you if you're that upset about having him.
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Last edited by DirkFTW; 10-11-2008 at 11:04 PM.
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10-13-2008, 11:49 AM
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#2934
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Spank that monkey!
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you seem like the kind of person I would like to avoid...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-13-2008, 01:32 PM
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#2935
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
you seem like the kind of person I would like to jam my pinky inside of...
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Please, no. Besides you may get your pinky Romo'd.
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10-13-2008, 02:31 PM
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#2936
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I call my special friend, "pinky".
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eh?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-14-2008, 02:01 PM
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#2937
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Yoddle-eh?
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Wow, that's really Flandersish of you, sike.
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10-14-2008, 05:51 PM
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#2938
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The Preacha
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Location: The Rock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Wow, you could be a part-time model, sike.
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Part-TIME?!!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-14-2008, 07:56 PM
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#2939
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Part-TIME lover?!!!! I need full time!!!
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Who are you talking to?
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10-14-2008, 08:43 PM
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#2940
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
If you are talking to me...I'm down!!!
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for what?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-14-2008, 09:13 PM
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#2941
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
for what? a video camera, some candles and some banana daiquiri's? Because I could really do quite a bit with that.
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Stay. Away.
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10-14-2008, 09:36 PM
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#2942
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Come.Here.
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you could have said that in one sentence...but "no".
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
Last edited by sike; 10-14-2008 at 09:36 PM.
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10-14-2008, 09:47 PM
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#2943
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
No. Way. Jose. Even if you were the last alien alive
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you could have said that in one sentence...but "no" means "yes" so MEOW!
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Run Flaco!
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10-14-2008, 09:50 PM
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#2944
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The Preacha
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Location: The Rock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Run to me, Flaco!
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is where you are safe?...is there a fire?!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-15-2008, 09:23 AM
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#2945
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: McLean, VA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
you just for get that safe word...because my pants are on fire!!!
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it is an improvement that you are wearing pants
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10-15-2008, 10:09 AM
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#2946
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I hate it when you are wearing pants!
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who? Me?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-15-2008, 10:54 AM
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#2947
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
woo me?
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It comes off as a tad desperate if you go around asking...
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10-15-2008, 12:42 PM
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#2948
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Does it come off as a tad desperate if I go around asking women if they'd like to commit a penalty for "holding my stick."
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I don't think the hockey references are working for you.
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10-15-2008, 01:05 PM
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#2949
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I don't think the hockey is any good.
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Had me fooled.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-15-2008, 01:51 PM
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#2950
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I wish Dennis Rodman would go back to dressing in drag. First time I saw it he had me fooled.
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he looked the same though, just with makeup....????
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10-15-2008, 03:46 PM
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#2951
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
You can put lipstick on a pig, but I like to play with them goats the best
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What do you mean?
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10-15-2008, 03:48 PM
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#2952
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 19,413
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
What do you want me to put in that new sig I'm going to make you soon?
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I dunno send me a PM
(for reals though)
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10-15-2008, 04:05 PM
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#2953
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one
I love you so much, baby kitten...
(for reals though)
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its the slang at the end that I don't understand.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-15-2008, 04:07 PM
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#2954
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 19,413
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
why won't you show me your wang... I don't understand!
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google.com -- you'll find what you're looking for there
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10-15-2008, 04:15 PM
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#2955
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The Preacha
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Rock
Posts: 36,066
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one
I'm naked on google.com -- you'll find what you're looking for there
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I didn't think they allowed that sort of thing on google.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-16-2008, 11:49 AM
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#2956
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one
I'm selling myself on the web
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I didn't think they allowed that sort of thing on froogle.
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Oooo, dis!
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Last edited by DirkFTW; 10-16-2008 at 11:49 AM.
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10-17-2008, 02:40 PM
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#2957
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Oooo, just like that, U2!
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like what?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-17-2008, 02:46 PM
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#2958
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
like oh my god! gag me with a spoon.
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By the way, it's 2008.
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Last edited by u2sarajevo; 10-17-2008 at 02:47 PM.
Reason: mommy said to.
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10-17-2008, 02:55 PM
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#2959
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
By the way, it's 2008, the year of the penis.
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The what? I don't think so.
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10-20-2008, 02:18 PM
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#2960
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Diamond Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 5,249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Did you know I gave Brad Johnson an extra-long hug before the game? I don't know why he didn't do better.
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You jinxed him!!!!!!!
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