10-21-2008, 09:09 AM
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#2961
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
You jinxed him, thanks!!!!!!!
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you're a terrible peson!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-21-2008, 09:21 AM
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#2962
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
you're a terrible peson! .... but if the Cowboys didn't win a single game over the next ten years... I'd be happy!
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Can't disagree with you there!
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10-21-2008, 10:03 AM
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#2963
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
Can't disagree with you there, I've always hated children!
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I didn't say I hated children...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-21-2008, 10:10 AM
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#2964
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I didn't not say I haven't never hated no children...NOT!
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Sorry, I got lost halfway through that one.
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10-21-2008, 10:38 AM
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#2965
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Sorry, I got drunk halfway through that one.
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You need to find out where Pacman Jones is and join him.
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10-21-2008, 10:52 AM
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#2966
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I need to find out where Pacman Jones is and buy him a beer or three.
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I, sir, still hold out hope that he could be back.
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10-21-2008, 11:07 AM
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#2967
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I, sir, still hold out hope that he could be in my backside.
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Excuse me?
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10-21-2008, 11:25 AM
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#2968
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
*toot*
Excuse me
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You are strange.
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10-21-2008, 11:37 AM
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#2969
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
You are strange love.
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First, you're not supposed to pause between "strange" and "love". Second, Flaco is not Doctor Strangelove.
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10-22-2008, 11:18 AM
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#2970
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Hey, Donkey...how ya doing?...say hi to your mother for me.
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I knew you seemed familiar! I could teach you to act.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-22-2008, 11:41 AM
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#2971
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I knew you seemed familial! I could teach you to, well just check your PMs.
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Waitwaitwait, no one here is related to you!
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10-22-2008, 11:50 AM
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#2972
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Waitwaitwait, I is related to you?! Daddy?
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"am related....AM related."
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-22-2008, 12:36 PM
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#2973
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
"I am beuatiful....I AM beautiful. And the boys think so too."
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Does your mirror talk back to you?
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10-22-2008, 01:28 PM
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#2974
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Platinum Member
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
"am related....AM related."
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I heard someone calling for "Daddy"
I'm hear sweety, what do you need?
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10-22-2008, 01:55 PM
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#2975
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Moderator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 92bDad
I heard someone calling for "Daddy"
I'm hear sweety, what do you need?
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Wait, what the f*** was that? Seriously - I hate to break our scheme in the Cussing Thread, but what the f*** was that??????
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
Last edited by Underdog; 10-22-2008 at 01:59 PM.
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10-22-2008, 02:37 PM
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#2976
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
Wait, what the f*** was that? Seriously - I hate to break our scheme in the Cussing Thread, but what the f*** was that??????
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This is worse than MavsX's interruptions. Thanks UD. You've totally ruined the mood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-22-2008, 02:53 PM
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#2977
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
This is worse than MavsX's interruptions. Thanks UD. You've totally ruined the mood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thread assassin...
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
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10-22-2008, 02:58 PM
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#2978
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
Relax, I'm a threat assassin...
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You mean... a cop?
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Last edited by DirkFTW; 10-22-2008 at 02:58 PM.
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10-22-2008, 03:02 PM
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#2979
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Moderator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
You mean... I can cop a feel?
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No speak English...
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
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10-22-2008, 04:23 PM
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#2980
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
No speaky English...
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But you write in English well enough...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-23-2008, 09:11 AM
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#2981
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
British water tastes the best
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But I piss in English wells enough to fill an Olympic swimming pool...
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Mental note: only drink beer in England.
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10-24-2008, 08:48 AM
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#2982
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Mental note: only drink England in beer.
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you're drunk already?!!!
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-24-2008, 11:36 AM
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#2983
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
you're drunken boxing already?!!!
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Well, I am Asian... waaaAAAAA!
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10-24-2008, 12:24 PM
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#2984
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Well, I am Asinine... waaaAAAAA!
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I agree.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-24-2008, 12:34 PM
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#2985
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Well, my ass looks great once you've drunk a quart of wine... waaaAAAAA!
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I agree!
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ah... the weekend is upon us
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10-24-2008, 12:48 PM
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#2986
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
ah... the weak end is upon us
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You just finished watching the new "War of the Worlds" didn't you?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-24-2008, 01:40 PM
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#2987
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
You just started watching my new film "Warts of the Worlds" didn't you?
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No. Because if I had, I'd be blind right now.
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10-24-2008, 03:13 PM
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#2988
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I be blind right now.
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And not too good at composing sentences in English...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-28-2008, 03:28 PM
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#2989
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Horse is too good at composing sentences in English...
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Uncalled for sarcasm! And he is getting a lot better.
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Last edited by DirkFTW; 10-28-2008 at 03:29 PM.
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10-28-2008, 04:40 PM
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#2990
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Accio penis pump.
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Feeling a bit inadequate?
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10-28-2008, 05:08 PM
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#2991
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I'm feeling a bit inadequate?
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I'm sure Mrs. U2 is used to it and still loves you in a sisterly way...
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-29-2008, 10:44 AM
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#2992
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Golden Member
Join Date: May 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Heeeeey, do you wanna meet my sister? reasonable rates!
(I can also get you Mrs. U2, but that will cost more.)
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No thank you.
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10-29-2008, 10:52 AM
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#2993
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Silk Smoov
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
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Originally Posted by Silk Smoov
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
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Originally Posted by Silk Smoov
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
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Originally Posted by Silk Smoov
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
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Originally Posted by Silk Smoov
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Originally Posted by mcsluggo
I saw a big crowd of people today...
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so?
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There was a white guy...
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I don't care
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And an Asian guy
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Yeah...
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And a Middle Eastern fellow
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Why are you telling me this?
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And a black guy....
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OMG YOU R SO RACIST
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Seriously, this has got to stop.
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10-29-2008, 11:04 AM
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#2994
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Seriously, this has got to continue. And in every thread.
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NOOO, he won over his favorite moderator, Flaco!!!!!!!!
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10-29-2008, 11:55 AM
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#2995
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The Preacha
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flaco is genius
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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10-29-2008, 03:03 PM
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#2996
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
Cocks... I like that in a victim.
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Whoa... while I think you meant to post this in the fantasy bball thread, you may want to reword it first!
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10-29-2008, 03:19 PM
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#2997
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The Preacha
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+rep FTW....pretty funny.
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11-04-2008, 05:34 PM
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#2998
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I'm all dressed for election day!
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Err.... I think you're looking for whacking day.
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11-04-2008, 05:38 PM
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#2999
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Moderator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I got caught whacking in a voter booth today.
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Yeah - the booth you're looking for usually has a woman behind a window...
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11-04-2008, 05:44 PM
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#3000
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
That's deceiving- the boot I'm looking for usually has a woman inside it...
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Did you try googling puss-in-boots again?
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