The Official Random Statement Thread - Page 78 - Dallas-Mavs.com Forums

BGMaverick9 · 08-13-2009, 01:32 AM

FYI...Old Navy sells licensed NFL logo Tees now. I'll let you know when/if they get Cowboys ones.

fluid.forty.one · 08-13-2009, 09:52 AM

ugggghhh work

and no d-m.com traffic

what am I to do?

Flacolaco · 08-13-2009, 09:53 AM

Work on your forearm muscles?

fluid.forty.one · 08-15-2009, 01:34 PM

I'm ready for some Basketball.

Underdog · 08-19-2009, 09:05 PM

I was cutting jalapeños and suddenly had to urinate - of course I washed my hands after I went to the bathroom, but I totally forgot to wash BEFORE I went to the bathroom (I'm starting to think I've died and gone to Hell...)

Flacolaco · 08-19-2009, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Underdog

I was cutting jalapeños and suddenly had to urinate - of course I washed my hands after I went to the bathroom, but I totally forgot to wash BEFORE I went to the bathroom (I'm starting to think I've died and gone to Hell...)

I feel you, man. I was cutting jalapeños last year to make some salsa, and I freaking got a bit of it in my eye.

Might have been the worst hour of my life. No joke.

Underdog · 08-19-2009, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I feel you, man. I was cutting jalapeños last year to make some salsa, and I freaking got a bit of it in my eye.

Might have been the worst hour of my life. No joke.

Try getting it in your pee hole...

(never, never, NEVER try to wash jalapeño off with water!)

GermanDunk · 08-19-2009, 10:43 PM

Remind : You must spread some Reputation around before getting it in the pee hole again !!!

Flacolaco · 08-19-2009, 10:47 PM

I told him to stop incorporating chile peppers into his foreplay and he just wouldn't listen.

Underdog · 08-19-2009, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I told him to stop incorporating chile peppers into his foreplay and he just wouldn't listen.

You can't tame me - that's how I roll!

GermanDunk · 08-19-2009, 10:56 PM

I would use truckloads of chile if the Mavs would use more"The Who" in their foreplay again...

( The Who > Foreplay )

GermanDunk · 08-19-2009, 10:59 PM

Flaco and Under in foreplaying ( nice word ). I guess there are things no one wants to figure out.

Flacolaco · 08-21-2009, 09:31 AM

My wife is being especially pregnant-crazy today.

mary · 08-22-2009, 05:09 PM

Scotland officially sucks.

Underdog · 08-22-2009, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mary

Scotland officially sucks.

Scotland = England's Oklahoma?

GermanDunk · 08-22-2009, 05:43 PM

^ No, Scotland is beautiful and it rocks, except Haggis :-) But it isn´t served in prisons.

alexamenos · 08-23-2009, 05:34 PM

There is a collection of very, very tubby middle-aged homosexuals lounging around the pool at my apartment complex.

Dirkgreatness · 08-24-2009, 12:13 PM

Blah, time for school =/

DirkFTW · 08-24-2009, 01:58 PM

Time for school zones messing up my morning commute.

GermanDunk · 08-24-2009, 11:40 PM

Morning guys

nikeball · 08-26-2009, 12:49 PM

I am going to win the Mega Millions jackpot on Friday.

GermanDunk · 08-26-2009, 01:49 PM

One hour ago at the main station there was a guy loading his car on the train to switzerland.
A 1951 Mercury with a big block in it. My pants are still tingling.

fluid.forty.one · 08-27-2009, 10:12 AM

I can't wait for my job to return to normal in a couple weeks when summer is over....

Underdog · 08-27-2009, 10:17 AM

Why has every day this week felt like a Monday?

bernardos70 · 08-27-2009, 12:59 PM

You know, this is kind of universal. It has felt like a monday every single day of the week for me too. Let's hope friday can turn it around!

Windmill360 · 08-27-2009, 08:14 PM

McNabb just picked off looooool

fluid.forty.one · 08-28-2009, 12:46 AM

life has been so great the past 3 months

Dirkgreatness · 08-28-2009, 05:41 PM

Is it just me or do tattoos make women look nasty?

Dirkgreatness · 08-28-2009, 08:12 PM

Yay, new job! Maybe...

MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs · 08-28-2009, 08:13 PM

I taste funny today.

Flacolaco · 08-29-2009, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MavsWiLLHaVeRinGs

I taste funny today.

First of all, that's what she said.

Second, I just got this....

Quote:

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How stupid do they think people are?

Dirkadirkastan · 08-29-2009, 12:21 AM

What's the sender's address?

DevinHarriswillstart · 08-29-2009, 09:02 AM

I was told that I'm ruining the country last night at a party.

DavidDaMonkey · 09-01-2009, 10:05 AM

What if all the big 2010 free agents are secretly making verbal agreements with each other to go to New York on the cheap.

GermanDunk · 09-01-2009, 11:21 AM

Bye summer ! See you next year

fluid.forty.one · 09-01-2009, 03:53 PM

Has there ever been a song that's creepier than "Ben" by Michael Jackson?

92bDad · 09-01-2009, 04:17 PM

"I wish you were my dad" - Coaching a T-Ball team, ready to throw in the towel due to crazy parents and an overbearing old-timer coach...Then one of the kids at the end of practice comes up to me and makes the statement

"I wish you were my dad"

Life is great when we are around kids, and we realize the positive impact that we make, as well as they make on us.

Flacolaco · 09-02-2009, 12:33 AM

I just sent out a weekly report that is supposed to happen on Wednesdays, because I'm up late anyway.

I immediately get a response from a Senior VP of the company (@ 12:34am), wanting to know if this "sh!t goes out this early every week".

Anyway, I'm telling you....the concept of "8 to 5" is completely dead.

BGMaverick9 · 09-02-2009, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

I just sent out a weekly report that is supposed to happen on Wednesdays, because I'm up late anyway.

I immediately get a response from a Senior VP of the company (@ 12:34am), wanting to know if this "sh!t goes out this early every week".

Anyway, I'm telling you....the concept of "8 to 5" is completely dead.

It sure is...my district manager sends out emails at 2 am in the morning and other random times. It's dead for sure.

fluid.forty.one · 09-02-2009, 10:01 AM

This week couldn't be going by any slower.