05-14-2009, 02:04 PM
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#3161
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Whoa... guys. If you're trying to reenact that scene from "Keeping the Faith," I wanna jack it after you unzip it.
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Woah.......
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05-14-2009, 02:18 PM
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#3162
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The Preacha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Whoa... guys unzipp my panties.
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no. for the last time, no.
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-15-2009, 10:00 AM
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#3163
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Rooting for the laundry
Join Date: May 2006
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Originally Posted by sike
Did you guys see me on the news? I almost conned Dirk and had his fun baby.
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That was you? That's awful. You're awful.
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05-15-2009, 10:04 AM
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#3164
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The Preacha
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Originally Posted by Flacolaco
That was U2? That's awful. You're awful.
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I agree...U2 is awful. Wait...the mod or the band?
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ok, we've talked about the problem of evil, and the extent of the atonement's application, but my real question to you is, "Could Jesus dunk?"
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05-15-2009, 10:07 AM
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#3165
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Moderator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sike
I used to date U2 (both the mod and the band)
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Some things are best left a secret...
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These days being a fan is a competition to see who can be the most upset when
your team loses. That proves you love winning more. That's how it works.
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05-15-2009, 10:52 AM
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#3166
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
Some people think my screen name comes from a cartoon, but it's really just a description of my preferred position...
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Some things are best left a secret...
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05-15-2009, 11:07 AM
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#3167
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Some things are best left a secret... like the fact I love to play topdog when underdog is doing his namesake
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I'd follow my own advice, if I were you.....
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05-15-2009, 11:10 AM
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#3168
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog
Some people think my screen name comes from a cartoon, but it's really just a description of my preferred position...
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You bastard, some things are best left a secret... (and quit calling me "dog")
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guys, air your dirty laundry somewhere else
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05-15-2009, 11:39 AM
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#3169
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
guys air their dirty laundry in my room *inhales deeply*
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::vomit::
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05-15-2009, 01:01 PM
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#3170
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
guys air their dirty laundry in my room *inhales deeply*
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
::vomit in a plate:: ::eats it again::
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If only you knew how unhealthy that is, you would think twice about doing that.
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Last edited by bernardos70; 05-15-2009 at 01:02 PM.
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05-18-2009, 11:39 AM
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#3171
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
If only you knew how unhealthy I am, you would think twice about doing me.
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no arguments here.
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05-18-2009, 11:44 AM
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#3172
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
no garments here.
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Aren't you at work?
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05-18-2009, 11:48 AM
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#3173
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Aren't we supposed to wear that only at work?
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I cringe when I think of your line of work.....
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05-18-2009, 12:05 PM
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#3174
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
I cringe when I think of your line.....
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Why are you thinking of Flaco's line?
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05-18-2009, 12:09 PM
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#3175
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Off season? More like TAKE IT OFF-SEASON! Fabulous!!!
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Well, we're certainly learning more about you lately.
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05-18-2009, 01:13 PM
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moderately impressed
Join Date: May 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Well, I'm certainly having more of you lately.
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having?
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05-18-2009, 01:17 PM
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#3177
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
shaving?
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You better not be segueing into that Austin Powers bit...
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05-18-2009, 02:36 PM
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#3178
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
You better not be segueing from *** to mouth...
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I had to edit that one. I may ban you for that.
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05-18-2009, 02:45 PM
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#3179
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Why the **** was I banned for cussing?
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Multifaceted irony
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05-18-2009, 02:58 PM
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#3180
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Multif****d ironface
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I don't even know what that means.
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05-18-2009, 03:31 PM
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#3181
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
I don't even know what public decency means.
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We're glad you found this thread, but sadly it will be of no help.
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05-18-2009, 03:55 PM
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#3182
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I'm glad you found your penis, but sadly it will be of "little" help.
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That's what she said?
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05-18-2009, 04:10 PM
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
"Is it even in yet?"
That's what she said!
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I bet that was disappointing to both of you.
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05-18-2009, 06:06 PM
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#3184
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u2sarajevo
I bet $10,000 that was disappointing.
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Um, no it wasn't... Now pay up, sucka!
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05-18-2009, 11:26 PM
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#3185
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Diamond Member
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Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Um, no it wasn't... Now pay up, or I'll suck ya!
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I'm not entirely sure he would object...
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05-19-2009, 10:26 AM
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#3186
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
I am one good looking fella
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Gotta agree with you, buddy.
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05-19-2009, 10:41 AM
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#3187
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
If I stop taking my meds, I might start talking to myself again.
Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
Gotta agree with you, buddy.
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Get help, Bernie. And get well.
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05-19-2009, 11:10 AM
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#3188
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
I'm gone for a while, guys. Take care.
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Get out soon, Bernie. I want to start another investment ring with you.
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Wait... I think you have him confused for someone else...
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05-20-2009, 01:11 PM
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#3189
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
U2...your posts are just fluffy banter!
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Thems fightin words.
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05-20-2009, 06:05 PM
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#3190
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'M KING OF THE WHORED!
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Um, I think the line is "I'm King of the World"
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05-21-2009, 06:10 PM
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#3191
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Star Trek IV is so bad, I don't think anyone here would bother to defend it during the next 24 hours.
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Yea, I thought so.
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05-22-2009, 09:09 AM
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#3192
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Golden Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
I like to masturbate furiously to pictures of myself masturbating furiously.
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Yea, I thought so.
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your biggest fan?
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05-22-2009, 09:35 AM
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#3193
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcsluggo
my biggest fan to direct my biggest fart.
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Summer boredom set in already?
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05-22-2009, 09:48 AM
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#3194
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Those enzyte pills really work! They really make that special part of the male body bigger! It has made sex so much more enjoyable.... I'm even considering taking them myself!
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Oh dear.....
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05-22-2009, 09:53 AM
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#3195
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Rooting for the laundry
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
I really don't care for the way you were looking at me during love making last night.
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Yeah, well stop trying to turn around and look at me and we won't have a problem.
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I'm really surprised that sike wasn't involved in a post like that.
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05-22-2009, 10:17 AM
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#3196
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
I'm really surprised, those enzyte pills didn' work with sike, and I was left hungry.
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Holy crap man, low brow anyone? Jeez, put on a parental advisory sticker....
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05-22-2009, 11:31 AM
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#3197
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Diamond Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flacolaco
Quote:
Originally Posted by bernardos70
Holy crap, dumbass.
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Well a double dumbass on you!
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Yea, it was a fail in the movie just as it is here.
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05-28-2009, 04:55 PM
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#3198
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I´ll make friends with Sike, just to protect him of further contact with you bunch of homos.
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05-28-2009, 05:18 PM
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#3199
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GermanDunk
I´ll make friends with Sike, just to protect the rest of you of further contact with the homo.
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That's mighty kind of you.
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05-28-2009, 06:37 PM
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#3200
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moderately impressed
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DirkFTW
That's mighty fellatious of you.
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Seriously?
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